Sweet Jawja Special Elections

[Player 4,611]

 

Bonier Jams 2021

[thepop 4,418]

10 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I swear to god CNN thinks their audience doesn't have internet access.

Most people aren't looking at the needle or even know who Dave Wasserman is. Same people were freaking out on election night with the Red Mirage. Surly was guilty of that too.

[DigDug 1,738]

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Oh yeah, this is where we start tossing out R votes.  Make sure we hide the trashed ballots a little better this time.  

It’s time

[Radical Larry 28,822]

[Constant 6,886]

Peach of a night. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

[SydneyCarton 49,505]

I appreciate all of the replies and I get it, guys. I’m more shocked and exasperated that CNN and MSNBC are taking this severe a tact. It’s unbelievable. I’m not saying call the races but shit call it down the middle at least. 

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

Fuck me. As of Sunday, I was gonna stop drinking for the rest of January..  There goes that.  Time to get my buzz going then finish myself off around midnight when I get blasted on FoxNews tears.  LFG

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,114]

Just now, thepop said:

Most people aren't looking at the needle or even know who Dave Wasserman is. Same people were freaking out on election night with the Red Mirage. Surly was guilty of that too.

Surly would never overreact!!!!!

[gmr548 16,701]

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Fuckin A, I was not expecting this tonight.  

Yeah, I'd honestly forgotten about this election until yesterday. Nice boost for the first real week at work since mid-December.

[tantric superman 4,668]

I just broke my January alcohol free pledge with a bottle of Little Sumpin' that was hiding behind some very old lettuce.  So this better work out.

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

 

At least she's keeping her eyes on both.  

[SydneyCarton 49,505]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Wait does this bitch have a crook eye? How did I miss this?

[SubliminalHorn 7,009]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I appreciate all of the replies and I get it, guys. I’m more shocked and exasperated that CNN and MSNBC are taking this severe a tact. It’s unbelievable. I’m not saying call the races but shit call it down the middle at least. 

Ratings bruh 

[Js1 87,186]

 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Fuck me. As of Sunday, I was gonna stop drinking for the rest of January..  There goes that.  Time to get my buzz going then finish myself off around midnight when I get blasted on FoxNews tears.  LFG

Sadly, I doubt anyone (TV) has the stones to call them until tomorrow afternoon 

[gmr548 16,701]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I appreciate all of the replies and I get it, guys. I’m more shocked and exasperated that CNN and MSNBC are taking this severe a tact. It’s unbelievable. I’m not saying call the races but shit call it down the middle at least. 

Know your audience. Democrat angst gets eyeballs.

[pacman 7,508]

6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Look at what's left to be counted.  It looks good for the Dems.  Also this is where we send in the tiny gremlins to eat R ballots.  Winning!

Dems don't need gremlins..they have the ALGORITHM!

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

At least she's keeping her eyes on both.  

 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Wait does this bitch have a crook eye? How did I miss this?

Yes... and LOL

[Aqua Buddha 14,806]

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Fuck me. As of Sunday, I was gonna stop drinking for the rest of January..  There goes that.  Time to get my buzz going then finish myself off around midnight when I get blasted on FoxNews tears.  LFG

Same here on both counts.

Fox tears make the best lube.

[Pablo 500]

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Fuck me. As of Sunday, I was gonna stop drinking for the rest of January..  There goes that.  Time to get my buzz going then finish myself off around midnight when I get blasted on FoxNews tears.  LFG

I'm right here with ya ChiTown

[Jhawkmvp 1,514]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

 

I hope so. Ossoff gives zero fucks and I can't wait to see him in the senate going after Mitch and company.

[cactusflinthead 27,627]

4 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I just opened a bottle of 1835 COME AND TAKE IT!  While this is the worst swill I have ever had, and the client that gave it to me will see less business, it tastes sorta sweet right now. Fuckin A, I was not expecting this tonight.  

I look forward to your adventure

[Sawbonz 28,223]

everywhere trump won in November republicans are winning by less with fewer voters turning out. Everywhere Biden won democrats are winning by more with > 90% of the November turnout. Some of the bluest counties have few numbers and not all of the mail in is counted, but they would have to break big to the republicans to swing this

 

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Seriously between CNN and this thread I literally don’t know what the fuck to think. The guy literally just said “it’s not mathematically impossible for the democrats but they need to start now.”

 

[Pancho 46,316]

 

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

1 minute ago, pacman said:

Dems don't need gremlins..they have the ALGORITHM!

I'm pretty sure Trump's supporters think gremlins and algorithm are the same damn thing. 

[Voldemort86 2,259]

CNN must think everyone who watches their channel is a bunch of blue haired folks who can’t work an iPad or iPhone with internet access.

Predict it odds have overwhelmingly swung in favor of dems. Just sit back, watch the blue votes come in, and laugh at king / blitzer acting totally shocked.

[Mole 4,341]

When do we officially turn communist? I have some tee shirt designs to sell.

[LonghornSean 4,103]

Bwahahaha

 

[Js1 87,186]

 

[GSU&UT 1,799]

 

[thepop 4,418]

Fuck Cal Cunningham

That is all.

[StassneyHorn 6,775]

 Reddit live thread of election nerd tweets better than network guys

https://www.reddit.com/live/169kuo8an9msf/

 

[Voldemort86 2,259]

Just now, thepop said:

Fuck Cal Cunningham

That is all.

He screwed up North Carolina for the dems.

[Ghost of LL 15,698]

I've broken into my Velvet Hammer stash that I brought back from my trip to Dallas over Christmas.  Feeling pretty good.

[henrygandorf 29,226]

trump will 100% tweet about how this is what happens when he's not on the ballot.  he will start calling people losers forgetting for a brief moment what a fucking loser he is.

anyone have a w/l record for candidates that trump flies in to stump for?  it's not quite his lawsuit record, but it's close.

[Chuckie Finster 23,079]

[Js1 87,186]

4 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

I hope so. Ossoff gives zero fucks and I can't wait to see him in the senate going after Mitch and company.

Going from the first sign of the Resistance as a loser in GA-6 to toppling McConnell as majority leader as the 50th D seat 2 months after Trump lost. 

*chef’s kiss*

[cactusflinthead 27,627]

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I appreciate all of the replies and I get it, guys. I’m more shocked and exasperated that CNN and MSNBC are taking this severe a tact. It’s unbelievable. I’m not saying call the races but shit call it down the middle at least. 

Bro, it's like you don't even know how tv works.

 

Edit: ask yourself why Fox news punched out. What are they talking about?

Edited January 6, 2021 by cactusflinthead

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

2021 is already off to a much better start.  FUCK YOU moscowmitch

[Buzzrock 15,136]

Pretty much:

Gonna leave y’all with it. Congrats in advance to whichever power hungry weirdos win.

[gmr548 16,701]

4 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

 

lol @ Chicago of the SEC

[Pablo 500]

5 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

CNN must think everyone who watches their channel is a bunch of blue haired folks who can’t work an iPad or iPhone with internet access.

Predict it odds have overwhelmingly swung in favor of dems. Just sit back, watch the blue votes come in, and laugh at king / blitzer acting totally shocked.

wish we had a camera lens on McConnell

[thepop 4,418]

Just now, Pablo said:

wish we had a camera lens on McConnell

[HornPhD 1,389]

Fuck it. I’m in. If it turns out the GOP prevails, I have more booze (and edibles) to ease the pain. 

[StassneyHorn 6,775]

People forget there was a court order not to wipe the election servers from his special election, but they did anyway. Now he has a YUGE chance to be Senator

[henrygandorf 29,226]

1 minute ago, Pablo said:

wish we had a camera lens on McConnell

i hope his hands don't explode.

[texhorn 356]

wish we had a camera lens on McConnell

Turtle cam

[conVINCEd 21,477]

Just transferred the water bill back into my cousin’s name at her apartment in ATL, and departed my flight back to Dallas, how are we looking?

['stache 22,144]

Dry January is a bitch right now. And my medical marijuana card hasn’t arrived yet.