Bijan Robinson is special

[Machinator 32099]

 

[TommyGufano 6021]

Is there not a particularly successful alumnus dentist who can throw his face on a billboard on 35? Kid has a million dollar smile

[OU Sucks 8820]

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

This is the type of thing that makes sense for NLI.  Twitch, Cameo, Instagram, etc.   Bijan needs to mentor his teammates who are trying to put their image on clothes and accessories and other tangible shit that actually costs money to produce.   

The stuff I've seen looks like print-on-demand, so there's little-to-no cost involved.

[OU Sucks 8820]

8 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Yeah, but with things like that don’t the people who actually make it keep most of the profit and just give the designer a small royalty?  I’m half legitimately asking and half playing dumb because I want to pretend like my wife isn’t an amateur designer on the side.

Yup, but with most services, you can set your own prices.  So if the base cost for a t-shirt is $10, you can set the price to $15 to possibly make more sales with smaller profit, or try your luck at $25.  I think these guys are going to quickly find out that it's really, really hard to sell screen-printed clothing.

Edited July 1, 2021 by OU Sucks

[Shaddie 1651]

I am old so don’t be cruel if I ask stupid shit. 
 

Wouldn't the new fungible stuff be perfect for these kids? Very low cost start up for new company that can market the “cards” and some prices I have seen are insane for getting “#1” card. 
 

[LTtxfan 49187]

 

[LTtxfan 49187]

 

[LTtxfan 49187]

 

[LTtxfan 49187]

 

[LTtxfan 49187]

 

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

tbh, bill murray is what made the original space jam next level.

[LTtxfan 49187]

Cross-posting for good vibes...  🤘 

 

[LTtxfan 49187]

 

[ousux 5597]

 

I hope this is the last time Bijan sees that star, Jerrah doesnt deserve a player like this.

And I say this as lifelong Cowboys fan, but just barely these days.

[Mason Ramsey 3373]

8 hours ago, ousux said:

I hope this is the last time Bijan sees that star, Jerrah doesnt deserve a player like this.

And I say this as lifelong Cowboys fan, but just barely these days.

You do realize the Big 12 Championship is played there, right? I'd be pissed if this was the last time he sees that star

[ousux 5597]

You do realize the Big 12 Championship is played there, right? I'd be pissed if this was the last time he sees that star

Not sure any team but the Boys get to use that field entrance, (goes through a club level with fans) but point taken.

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

On 7/16/2021 at 12:48 PM, LTtxfan said:

Cross-posting for good vibes...  🤘 

 

Please dear 8lb baby Jesus. Give this man the skills the vision and the health to hoist that heisman.  In Jesus name we pray 

[mininghorn88 2290]

3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Please dear 8lb baby Jesus. Give this man the skills the vision and the health to hoist that heisman.  In Jesus name we pray 

If he is going to be hoisting the Heisman then there is a good chance of some other hardware being hoisted as well.

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

7 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

If he is going to be hoisting the Heisman then there is a good chance of some other hardware being hoisted as well.

Alamo Bowl Trophy?

[Thiefery 4995]

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Alamo Bowl Trophy?

he's already checked that box.. next up.. Sugar Bowl

[CycleTex87 2970]

Cheez Its Bowl Trophy, according the some stupid pre-season bowl projection I saw.

[SDG 3319]

Expectations growing.

 

[LTtxfan 49187]

 

[LTtxfan 49187]

 

[Davis Lane 5584]

33 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20873]

Is this where we make Bijan predictions for the season?

[mdleast 8289]

Is this where we make Bijan predictions for the season?

My prediction:

“A lot”

[83Horn 1641]

37 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Is this where we make Bijan predictions for the season?

Hmmm...seems a bit light.  You're saying that in no game will he gain more than 139 yards?  Last year, he never carried the ball more than 16 times, and went for 172 and 183 in his last two games.  If Sark is going to give him the ball between 18-22 times a game, and maybe as many as 30 time a game, I can see Bijan getting much closer to 2K yards this season.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

On 8/6/2021 at 8:47 AM, Hiphopopotamos said:

Is this where we make Bijan predictions for the season?

[LTtxfan 49187]

Bijan 1st Team 🤘 

 

[YeeYeeCTE 230]

I think half of football fans are closet homosexuals. There is only so much you can stare at another man’s tree trunk legs and still keep plausible deniability.

[YeeYeeCTE 230]

Very weird comment on a Texas football fan message board. Two thoughts: 1) I love looking at my stud football players’ quadriceps and posting on a thread dedicated to them. 2) I love looking at my girl’s bikini pics and getting hard. 

Why don’t you grab your balls and go fuck off to somewhere else. 

I don’t post my girl on a shitposting football board bro. But thanks.

[cdain3 3454]

I wouldn’t post fatties either.
Commenting that half of football fans are closeted homos is the kind of shit that weirdo fringe Texas fans would say. Go be a weirdo somewhere else. 

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[YeeYeeCTE 230]

I wouldn’t post fatties either.
Commenting that half of football fans are closeted homos is the kind of shit that weirdo fringe Texas fans would say. Go be a weirdo somewhere else. 

My girl is weirdly enough the same build as yours lmao, 5’2 or so, 100 lbs but not as tanned (thankfully). I just find it weird how people on here keep posting this man’s legs lmao.

[YeeYeeCTE 230]

Short and pale - alright. 
Bijan is a specimen, and shying away from discussing his hunky, luscious thighs - to me - is a bit homophobic. 

Nah he’s got trunks bro.

[Sal 1088]

2 hours ago, YeeYeeCTE said:

I think half of football fans are closet homosexuals. There is only so much you can stare at another man’s tree trunk legs and still keep plausible deniability.

Post less.

[Valmy77 13226]

Oh is being gay for running backs wrong? Should I not do that?

[Etexhorn13 3051]

11 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Oh is being gay for running backs wrong? Should I not do that?

I mean, @Intercourse With Grayis an actual guys handle on here. We definitely love our running backs around here. 

[babysdaddy 2724]

2 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Very weird comment on a Texas football fan message board. Two thoughts: 1) I love looking at my stud football players’ quadriceps and posting on a thread dedicated to them. 2) I love looking at my girl’s bikini pics and getting hard. 

Why don’t you grab your balls and go fuck off to somewhere else. 

In the most respectful way possible, I'd like to fuck your wife.  

[YeeYeeCTE 230]

Oh is being gay for running backs wrong? Should I not do that?

Not saying it’s wrong, just maybe needs its own thread

[ElChupacabra 254]

1 hour ago, babysdaddy said:

In the most respectful way possible, I'd like to fuck your wife.  

Username will check out in approximately nine months.

[MAUFRAIS 6628]

I don’t understand y’all’s world, but I do understand that you’re part of mine.

[LTtxfan 49187]

 

[markstanco 12577]

I hope sark uses him the right way to the tune of him getting a statue outside the stadium.

[jw4381 3074]

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I hope sark uses him the right way to the tune of him getting a statue outside the stadium.

[Zeus 6024]

[ousux 5597]

I hope sark uses him the right way to the tune of him getting a statue outside the stadium.

If that happens, the bronze artist should use the helmetless pic in the wallpaper graphic above.

#nojinx

[SEC 1174]

Saying before the season starts that Bijan Robinson is our featured back and expects 20+ carries a game is winning me over on Sark fast

Had a dream last night that Bijan Robinson ran all over Louisiana in the opener.

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Heard another interview with Robinson this evening and cannot say enough good things about the way this guy presents himself - tonight discussing Overshown and his defensive presence.  The guy gets it, from so many angles.

Cannot wait to see what Robinson does this season.  And when that happens, I'm sure he's going to handle himself very well.

 

 

[Rudiger 1163]

On 8/12/2021 at 10:53 AM, YeeYeeCTE said:

I think half of football fans are closet homosexuals. There is only so much you can stare at another man’s tree trunk legs and still keep plausible deniability.
 

Sexuality is a spectrum dude.