Bijan Robinson is special

[SDG 3319]

Seeing this thread light up the last couple days reminded me of my bet.  

[Deej 76234]

On 8/12/2021 at 10:53 AM, YeeYeeCTE said:

I think half of football fans are closet homosexuals. There is only so much you can stare at another man’s tree trunk legs and still keep plausible deniability.

You can't apply your personal experience to everyone. 

For your enjoyment...

 

[YeeYeeCTE 230]

Reddit is for pretty little flowers

[YeeYeeCTE 230]

You can't apply your personal experience to everyone. 
For your enjoyment...
 

Thanks, but can someone go down there and ask him to take his pants off? For a friend?

[Zeus 5891]

12 hours ago, YeeYeeCTE said:

Reddit is for pretty little flowers

I actually thought that was the original, thought this was America meme

[Jkwellborn 6602]

I might actually watch football this season.

[LTtxfan 48739]

 

Edited August 18, 2021 by LTtxfan

[LTtxfan 48739]

 

[SDG 3319]

ESPN;

 

[DFW Horn 6046]

 

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[Hiphopopotamos 20850]

Bijan has a big NIL deal with Centre being officially announced later today - but the merch is already available for purchase on their site:

https://www.centretx.com/collections/bijan-robinson

[LTtxfan 48739]

 

 

[Gil Bang 25711]

That website is pretty shitty.   You'd think that they would have had it better before the announcement.

[maninblack 7974]

CODE: NICK30

H/T @RGBIII

[MissingInAction 24454]

On 8/12/2021 at 1:40 PM, babysdaddy said:

In the most respectful way possible, I'd like to fuck your wife.  

Let's spit roast her, bro.

[Intercourse With Gray 140]

On 8/12/2021 at 1:39 PM, Etexhorn13 said:

I mean, @Intercourse With Grayis an actual guys handle on here. We definitely love our running backs around here. 

I am just intercoursing with RBs. nbd

[babysdaddy 2710]

Let's spit roast her, bro.

[LTtxfan 48739]

Bijan is a lefty...

 

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[Nope 3102]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

They sure about #6? Based on what?

[Nope 3102]

“Another Radley-Hiles penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct, brought to you by Benson’s Bail Bonds”

[Sleepygrad 1028]

how the fuck is Spencer Rattler more marketable than anyone?

[Mikey4 2476]

13 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

how the fuck is Spencer Rattler more marketable than anyone?

He gets a lot of sympathy votes

[Thatguy 8209]

On 8/31/2021 at 6:21 AM, LTtxfan said:

Bijan is a lefty...

 

  Whittington went to the David Boston school of wide receiving. How you gonna be more swole than your running back Jordan?

 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

how the fuck is Spencer Rattler more marketable than anyone?

It was his Make-a-Wish.

[ApocalypseTexas 297]

Bijan’s jump step quickness is unreal a thing of beauty 

[TreatyOak 16103]

On 9/2/2021 at 5:31 PM, Sleepygrad said:

how the fuck is Spencer Rattler more marketable than anyone?

[The Ace of Aces 5054]

I’m not Tim Brando or anything, but to me Bijan is a special player who might win a famous statue. He is Ricky-esque with better hands. 

[TexArcher 37119]

Bijan had 24 touches for 176 yds and 2 scores today.

Meanwhile, Spencer Rattler struggled to beat Tulane and he still looks like the birth-defected love child of Flava Flav and Amy Winehouse.

 

[MAUFRAIS 6563]

Rattler’s a good rapper though

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

16 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

What?  Leave me out of this.  I’m not touching that.

[Radical Larry 28472]

[cdain3 3454]

Never in my life seen a more punchable face.....

[Funk Doctor Spock 11710]

15 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

17 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Never in my life seen a more punchable face.....

I mean...Baker is up there, bro. 

[ztejas 42824]

I think the MSU back got snubbed but what're ya gonna do?

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

 

[TexArcher 37119]

45 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

Let the record also reflect that aggy played Kent fucking State.  Also, receiving yards do count.  Also, go fuck your own face.

Edited September 5, 2021 by TexArcher

[pacman 7245]

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PFF provided Robinson with an 84.8 grade after his impressive debut in Steve Sarkisian’s offense. Texas won 38-18 over Louisiana to start the season. The sophomore running back put up 176 all-purpose yards and two touchdowns against a top-25 opponent.

https://www.on3.com/news/pro-football-focus-grades-top-5-running-backs-week-1/

[pacman 7245]

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Let the record also reflect that aggy played Kent fucking State.  Also, receiving yards do count.  Also, go fuck your own face.

Kent State, the 121st rated defense last season, compared to Louisiana (30th).

https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/ncaa/fei/overalldef/2020

 

Poor aggy. Always with the whatabout me...

[futureman 22353]

nm

Edited September 6, 2021 by futureman
ass blood

[LTtxfan 48739]

 

[Radical Larry 28472]

Katfid works for PFF?

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[LTtxfan 48739]

4 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 Tre "Bijan Robinson" Watson

Katfid works for PFF?

 

 

So Bijan is Tre Watson and Jamison too ??