Bijan Robinson is special

[SDG 3,319]

Seeing this thread light up the last couple days reminded me of my bet.  

[Deej 76,903]

On 8/12/2021 at 10:53 AM, YeeYeeCTE said:

I think half of football fans are closet homosexuals. There is only so much you can stare at another man’s tree trunk legs and still keep plausible deniability.

You can't apply your personal experience to everyone. 

For your enjoyment...

 

[YeeYeeCTE 230]

Reddit is for pretty little flowers

[YeeYeeCTE 230]

You can't apply your personal experience to everyone. 
For your enjoyment...
 

Thanks, but can someone go down there and ask him to take his pants off? For a friend?

[Zeus 6,126]

12 hours ago, YeeYeeCTE said:

Reddit is for pretty little flowers

I actually thought that was the original, thought this was America meme

[Jkwellborn 6,732]

I might actually watch football this season.

[LTtxfan 49,345]

 

Edited August 18, 2021 by LTtxfan

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[SDG 3,319]

ESPN;

 

[DFW Horn 6,195]

 

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[Hiphopopotamos 20,881]

Bijan has a big NIL deal with Centre being officially announced later today - but the merch is already available for purchase on their site:

https://www.centretx.com/collections/bijan-robinson

[LTtxfan 49,345]

 

 

[Gil Bang 26,003]

That website is pretty shitty.   You'd think that they would have had it better before the announcement.

[maninblack 7,974]

CODE: NICK30

H/T @RGBIII

[MissingInAction 25,178]

On 8/12/2021 at 1:40 PM, babysdaddy said:

In the most respectful way possible, I'd like to fuck your wife.  

Let's spit roast her, bro.

[Intercourse With Gray 140]

On 8/12/2021 at 1:39 PM, Etexhorn13 said:

I mean, @Intercourse With Grayis an actual guys handle on here. We definitely love our running backs around here. 

I am just intercoursing with RBs. nbd

[babysdaddy 2,728]

Let's spit roast her, bro.

[LTtxfan 49,345]

Bijan is a lefty...

 

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[Nope 3,121]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

They sure about #6? Based on what?

[Nope 3,121]

“Another Radley-Hiles penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct, brought to you by Benson’s Bail Bonds”

[Sleepygrad 1,029]

how the fuck is Spencer Rattler more marketable than anyone?

[Mikey4 2,476]

13 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

how the fuck is Spencer Rattler more marketable than anyone?

He gets a lot of sympathy votes

[Thatguy 8,854]

On 8/31/2021 at 6:21 AM, LTtxfan said:

Bijan is a lefty...

 

  Whittington went to the David Boston school of wide receiving. How you gonna be more swole than your running back Jordan?

 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

how the fuck is Spencer Rattler more marketable than anyone?

It was his Make-a-Wish.

[ApocalypseTexas 299]

Bijan’s jump step quickness is unreal a thing of beauty 

[TreatyOak 16,418]

On 9/2/2021 at 5:31 PM, Sleepygrad said:

how the fuck is Spencer Rattler more marketable than anyone?

[The Ace of Aces 5,194]

I’m not Tim Brando or anything, but to me Bijan is a special player who might win a famous statue. He is Ricky-esque with better hands. 

[TexArcher 38,049]

Bijan had 24 touches for 176 yds and 2 scores today.

Meanwhile, Spencer Rattler struggled to beat Tulane and he still looks like the birth-defected love child of Flava Flav and Amy Winehouse.

 

[MAUFRAIS 6,633]

Rattler’s a good rapper though

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16 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

What?  Leave me out of this.  I’m not touching that.

[Radical Larry 28,661]

[cdain3 3,454]

Never in my life seen a more punchable face.....

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15 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

17 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Never in my life seen a more punchable face.....

I mean...Baker is up there, bro. 

[ztejas 43,533]

I think the MSU back got snubbed but what're ya gonna do?

[Coach pop a bitch 5,493]

 

[TexArcher 38,049]

45 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

Let the record also reflect that aggy played Kent fucking State.  Also, receiving yards do count.  Also, go fuck your own face.

Edited September 5, 2021 by TexArcher

[pacman 7,370]

Quote

PFF provided Robinson with an 84.8 grade after his impressive debut in Steve Sarkisian’s offense. Texas won 38-18 over Louisiana to start the season. The sophomore running back put up 176 all-purpose yards and two touchdowns against a top-25 opponent.

https://www.on3.com/news/pro-football-focus-grades-top-5-running-backs-week-1/

[pacman 7,370]

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Let the record also reflect that aggy played Kent fucking State.  Also, receiving yards do count.  Also, go fuck your own face.

Kent State, the 121st rated defense last season, compared to Louisiana (30th).

https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/ncaa/fei/overalldef/2020

 

Poor aggy. Always with the whatabout me...

[futureman 22,542]

nm

Edited September 6, 2021 by futureman
ass blood

[LTtxfan 49,345]

 

[Radical Larry 28,661]

Katfid works for PFF?

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4 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 Tre "Bijan Robinson" Watson

Katfid works for PFF?

 

 

So Bijan is Tre Watson and Jamison too ??