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Posted (edited)

Created a Parler account to troll their platform base. I’ll be posting all memes, news, and content that you provide in this thread. 
 

Suggestions on who to follow will also be greatly appreciated. Doing so will allow us to start the festivities and fun. 
 

Any changes or suggestions to the following name, @ name, or profile picture? Part of me thinks we should make it a cute girl pfp to get follows fast. 
 

 

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Posted

I opened up Parler to start an account. Then I suddenly remembered this biker bar that used to be on a backroad to Bessemer. Had a mural on the outside wall of a skeleton in Confederate uniform crawling out of a grave. I always thought I got the most out of the place by just driving on by.

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Awe, you didn't like my message? 



 

I just deleted the joined Parler message  

Parlers servers are shit. Everything seems to be a networking error for me when I upload a pfp/cover photo but it shows it upload if I close app and restart 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

What a surprise, something created by trumptards is a piece of shit that doesn't work properly.

I understand it was put together by the people that rolled out the Obamacare website.

Posted
7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If they tie that account to this site, they'll know something is up the moment they browse Surly and don't see a massive qanon cheerleading thread.

I will blame you only if you promise to blame me and then we can both blame Derka. 

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

You have to send in a pic of your ag ring 

nestled inside Alex Jones b-hole. VIP Bonus points if your finger is still in it.

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25 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

How sure are we that Parler isn't just several thousand socks of Swam and Ttom riling each other up?

Given that a big chunk of Parler's audience is Saudi nationalists, I'm wondering how much foreign money is behind it.

Posted (edited)

first question: how much porn is already there?

second question: do y'all know that searching google for the user name in the OP + parler already brings up this site as the second hit?  and i did that search from a VM on my pornbox with every browser lockdown extension i can find on it, so it isn't polluted by showing me results from whatever egg-carton google has put me in. 

iow, your cover is already blown and the myanmar muslims will be along shortly. 

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Has anyone called out the sheep for believing Tuesday was Election Day when the truth is that it was a secret mass vaccination program masterminded by Bill Gates, Antonio Gates, and Mark Wahlberg?

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Posted
11 minutes ago, immamac said:

hahaha how is parler monetized/funded?

They must be SLINGING userdata, or just bleeding cash lol. Lord knows they're already getting shit on in terms of scalability, I'd bet my bottom dollar that it's not exactly "well architected" lol

Posted
23 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I noticed today a lot of “come check out my profile for explicit content” post. 

this is relevant to our interests

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Posted

Looks like this could be another grift opportunity. Surly could use this like an OnlyFans subscription. Pretend to be a transgender woman needing money to become “right with God” or something as equally disturbing. Use pictures of some obscure cam model. Have a link to a surgery fund and voila, the servers pay for themselves.

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8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean more like, how can we fleece money off these rubes. Sell T-Shirts?

I've always liked @Brisketexan's idea to sell alt-right insurance.

TRUMPCARD Insurance! We provide peace of mind in the case of loss at the hands of:

Antifa, MS-13, Pedophile Satanists, adrenochrome harvesters, Marxist ideas, and Muslim radicals.

For the low cost of $44.99 a month, you can sleep soundly knowing that whatever they take from you, we can get it back*

*Loss of national identity and racial superiority NOT INCLUDED.



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