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  On 6/28/2018 at 4:01 PM, Red Five said:

I have no memory of last year’s Iowa State game. I googled it, read about it, and I still have no memory of it.

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We was afeared.  Very afeared.  Thursday night game in Ames.  The oracle of football told us nobody wins at night in Ames.  And then their QB took a giant hit of meth and then another and another.  And well, the football drug gods were not kind to him that night.

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The Eyes: Texas' offensive outlook, latest on facility upgrades

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  On 6/28/2018 at 10:35 PM, Hank Scorpio said:
Show me a loss
I took a peek at the schedule, can't do it..

Incidentally, I love how every 9.95er write up I've seen lately fails to mention Kyle Porter when talking about the RB's...as if he's no longer on the team or something. There's no question he's not our best back, but he was actually starting to tote the ball pretty well towards the end of last season, and he's probably our best at blitz pick up. Like it or not, he'll see some play time next year even with our Freshman stud coming in.
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  On 6/29/2018 at 1:00 AM, ousux said:
I took a peek at the schedule, can't do it..

Incidentally, I love how every 9.95er write up I've seen lately fails to mention Kyle Porter when talking about the RB's...as if he's no longer on the team or something. There's no question he's not our best back, but he was actually starting to tote the ball pretty well towards the end of last season, and he's probably our best at blitz pick up. Like it or not, he'll see some play time next year even with our Freshman stud coming in.

Tha fuck? Shut your whore mouth bout porter


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  On 6/29/2018 at 1:00 AM, ousux said:

I took a peek at the schedule, can't do it..

Incidentally, I love how every 9.95er write up I've seen lately fails to mention Kyle Porter when talking about the RB's...as if he's no longer on the team or something. There's no question he's not our best back, but he was actually starting to tote the ball pretty well towards the end of last season, and he's probably our best at blitz pick up. Like it or not, he'll see some play time next year even with our Freshman stud coming in.

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No, man, just ... no. Porter was terrible last year and he didn't improve. He was a fucking train wreck in the MIssouri game to end the season. He averaged 2.7 ypc in the bowl and missed a couple of holes that literally could have had an 18-wheeler driven through them without anyone touching it. He's not a good player who needs to graduate and join the work force. 

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  On 6/28/2018 at 10:18 PM, satyanash said:

The Eyes: Texas' offensive outlook, latest on facility upgrades

 

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I clicked on this because I thought the facilities stuff might be a collectible data point. And then I don't see any facilities info. Did I miss it in my skimming of this turd pile of an article?

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  On 6/29/2018 at 2:05 AM, closetojumping said:

I clicked on this because I thought the facilities stuff might be a collectible data point. And then I don't see any facilities info. Did I miss it in my skimming of this turd pile of an article?

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I'm guessing that whatever ole Chipper had to say about facilities was not football-related, and therefore satyanash omitted it when posting here.

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Please follow these simple and helpful instructions:

1. Do not re-post Chip Brown articles. 
2. Always use the term fuck when mentioning Chip Brown. Here is an example of how to structure the sentence: Fuck Chip Brown
3. If you see Chip Brown in a restaurant, say something mean to him. Here is suggested phrasing to use. "Are you Chip Brown? Fuck you."
4. If you see Chip Brown violating his court-order to stay more than 1,000 yards from a minor, contact a law enforcement officer. 
5. If you see accidentally stumble upon Chip Brown hawking his fictitious tripe on the radio, immediately boycott that station.

 

I hope that this is clear and that posters will no longer share his content.      

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From IT:

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One quick injury note from on-campus; Cade Brewer is coming along really well, and despite not being fully 100%, he’s expected to be ready come fall camp. An on-field duo of him and Andrew Beck would boost the tight end position immensely for the Horns in 2018.

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  On 6/29/2018 at 2:05 AM, closetojumping said:

I clicked on this because I thought the facilities stuff might be a collectible data point. And then I don't see any facilities info. Did I miss it in my skimming of this turd pile of an article?

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Counterpoint: now you know what a play action pass is. That is when you fake a handoff to suck the defense in.

In the college football interwebs business, a play action pass is when you make up some meaningless shit and suck somebody into paying you $9.95 a month for it.

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  On 6/29/2018 at 1:00 AM, ousux said:

I took a peek at the schedule, can't do it..

Incidentally, I love how every 9.95er write up I've seen lately fails to mention Kyle Porter when talking about the RB's...as if he's no longer on the team or something. There's no question he's not our best back, but he was actually starting to tote the ball pretty well towards the end of last season, and he's probably our best at blitz pick up. Like it or not, he'll see some play time next year even with our Freshman stud coming in.

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Lulz. 

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