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I see what they were trying to do with the consistent design, but "INCHES, HEIGHT, 6'3" doesn't make sense. This season is doomed.

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Chip Brown's Mailbag: Roy Miller, Breckyn Hager, DKR renovation, more

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  On 7/4/2018 at 12:09 AM, satyanash said:

Q: Not the usual but do you have any info as to the reason(s) Lexi Sun decided to transfer? We'll miss her, and the other major losses, but we still should be good. — hornybob

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Yeah sure, hornybob, I'm certain you're incredibly concerned about what Lexi's departure means for the team. Probably stay up at night worrying about her.

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  On 7/4/2018 at 12:09 AM, satyanash said:

Crystal ball stuff here, who do you see our starting O-line being opening game in 19’?

2. Starting O-line in 2019? I’ll play along: 

LT — Denzel Okafor/Samuel Cosmi

LG — Tope Imade/Patrick Hudson

C — Zach Shackelford

RG — Junior Angilau

RT — Derek Kerstetter

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I bet this is half wrong.

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Angilau intrigues me. Texas getting a kid from Utah is pretty random from my experience, so I wanted to know more about him.  Unless my research misled me, that kid is from a pretty rough gang family. 

  I could be mistaken but if not I am glad he got out of there and moved far away.  Also hope the coaches are aware of some of the influences in his life and do a good job mentoring him and keeping him on the right path...  because that kid is going to be a beast 

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  On 7/4/2018 at 6:48 AM, GotThatFire said:

Angilau intrigues me. Texas getting a kid from Utah is pretty random from my experience, so I wanted to know more about him.  Unless my research misled me, that kid is from a pretty rough gang family. 

  I could be mistaken but if not I am glad he got out of there and moved far away.  Also hope the coaches are aware of some of the influences in his life and do a good job mentoring him and keeping him on the right path...  because that kid is going to be a beast 

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I seem to remember something, possibly from the Shag days, about this. And him feeling that Texas would give him the kind of family feel he had never had.

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  On 7/4/2018 at 7:38 AM, ausjala said:

I seem to remember something, possibly from the Shag days, about this. And him feeling that Texas would give him the kind of family feel he had never had.

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Glad he didn't go to PSU. Substituting Penn State for Texas into that quote would have made me cry.

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Do we have a TE/H that can block?
Can our OGs pull and put their hands on LBs and DEs?

These are the first improvements I think we will need to see better offense. If you tell me yes for both, I will say 'watch LJH and Heard make big plays in the run game.'

What? Yes. Run.

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  On 7/4/2018 at 12:09 AM, satyanash said:

Chip Brown's Mailbag: Roy Miller, Breckyn Hager, DKR renovation, more

 

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There seems to be a misunderstanding of the Surly policy concerning Fuck Chip Brown.
Please print out and keep these instructions with you at all times. I am keeping them
vertically aligned, so they can be printed and affixed to the back of your smartphone.

1. Whenever referring to CowChip, always pair his name with the word, "fuck." Here are
suggested sentence structures:

Fuck Chip Brown. 
Chip Brown? Fuck him. (This is somewhat passive style, but is still effective at times.)
FUCK Chip Brown.

If you want to customize your expression, add a 
Oh, Fuck Chip Brown.
Well, Fuck Chip Brown. (Note: the initial caps are not mandatory) 

2. NEVER reprint a Fuck Chip Brown "authored" article. They are the most made-up,
worthless and available pieces of crap in college sports, and that's saying a lot. Odds are
even that CowChip wrote the reader's questions himself. Take a look at some of the
"insights from that "article."

"I’m told Oklahoma athletics, like Texas, is self-sufficient and even contributes money to
the central university."
 
 Wow. Just like when they broke the Pentagon Papers. 

"I think UT’s ballyhooed 2018 class is already transitioning well based on the nine early
enrollees we saw in the spring,..."
Thank God we've got Sherlock Holmes on the case.

3. It's concerning that people have access to Fuck Chip Brown's articles. I assume that you
actually subscribe to his website, but perhaps you do not. If you do, PLEASE cancel your
subscription and encourage others to do the same, as so many patriots on this website
have previously done.

4. If you see encounter Fuck Chip Brown in a supermarket or precinct, please share one
of the following:

"Are you Chip Brown? Fuck you!" (Points if you pause before delivering the coup de gras-
he'll think he is being recognized for his "celebrity" status)
"Fuck Chip Brown." I like it. It sounds a little crazy. 
"Hey, Chip Brown, fuck you!" Classic, American sentence structure.

I apologize for the length of this post, but we have made much progress in exposing that
fraudulent Quisling. (Look that name up, Millennials)

Never forget that our strength comes from unity.  

 

Fuck Chip Brown!        

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(Ian Boyd) Inside the Gameplan: The Gauntlet

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Jeff Howe: Which position group needs the most work before the opener?

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  On 7/4/2018 at 6:58 PM, satyanash said:

Taylor Estes, Managing Editor

There is no doubt in my mind that the offensive line remains the biggest question for Texas. The 2018 season will be my eighth covering the Longhorns, so I haven’t covered a team with a much better than average O-line unit while on the Texas beat. But last year was without a doubt the worst I have seen. There is clearly nowhere to go but up after the 2017 season, and the addition of Calvin Anderson should help a unit that will be more experienced from just one year ago. However, I am far from convinced that it will be light-years improved from the unit that took the field in the spring game. Herb Handdefinitely has his work cut out for him.

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This is the answer. Any other opinion shows the writer doesn't know football.

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  On 6/15/2018 at 6:49 AM, Lhorn said:

Debating the relative suckiness of John Mackovic....has the off season ever seemed to bleak?

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The best thing about the off season is going back and revisiting thujone's catalog.  But even that is depressing due to it not being continued on a weekly basis during the season.

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  On 6/15/2018 at 6:49 AM, Lhorn said:

Debating the relative suckiness of John Mackovic....has the off season ever seemed to bleak?

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The best thing about the off season is going back and revisiting thujone's catalog.  But even that is depressing due to it not being continued on a weekly basis during the season.

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  On 7/2/2018 at 10:02 PM, Eggo said:

I see what they were trying to do with the consistent design, but "INCHES, HEIGHT, 6'3" doesn't make sense. This season is doomed.

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Sheesh, don't put the fate of the season on the bad format of poster, this will be a great season...

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