Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

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44 minutes ago, Lobo said:

How does shit like this go on for so long and how do you turn it into a Congressional seat? 

 

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2,098]

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Lobo’s screed on how everyone under the sun misinterpreted his shitty post and he’s not at fault is going to be great.

And very long.

lol.  i read your post and got to the end of the first sentence and thought to myself "... and long."  then i saw your second sentence.

[Guest Lobo]

When I was typing, that pop-up thing where it says, "so-and-so has replied" came up so I decided to go for a whopping second paragraph just to meet expectations and piss fudgenuggets off.  Between their lack of bravery and my lack of brevity, that whole extra paragraph was just bound to be an awesome distraction for them...so many words.  So let's go ahead and do six more pages on this topic.  They're nothing if not great at being ineffectual zeroes in a land deeply in need of action. 

In the meantime, Grimmway Enterprises.  Maxed out corporate donor to Madison.  Based/HQ'd in Kevin McCarthy's district of all places, and deals in agricultural produce (ODD).  Not really Madison's cup of tea even given his bullshit attempt at "Labor Committee."   One of their C-level guys' daughters went to Patrick Henry College (also ODD).  That's just a weird connect the dots right there.  

Edited October 17, 2021 by Lobo

[mchookem 16,408]

On 10/16/2021 at 5:50 PM, Jive Turkey said:

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,227]

11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

When I was typing, that pop-up thing where it says, "so-and-so has replied" came up so I decided to go for a whopping second paragraph just to meet expectations and piss fudgenuggets off.  Between their lack of bravery and my lack of brevity, that whole extra paragraph was just bound to be an awesome distraction for them...so many words.  So let's go ahead and do six more pages on this topic.  They're nothing if not great at being ineffectual zeroes in a land deeply in need of action. 

In the meantime, Grimmway Enterprises.  Maxed out corporate donor to Madison.  Based/HQ'd in Kevin McCarthy's district of all places, and deals in agricultural produce (ODD).  Not really Madison's cup of tea even given his bullshit attempt at "Labor Committee."   One of their C-level guys' daughters went to Patrick Henry College (also ODD).  That's just a weird connect the dots right there.  

yawn.

[Guest Lobo]

TL; DR. 

At least look at the weird connections between Grimmway, McCarthy, Patrick Henry College (the sexual assault allegations), and Madison.  While I love calling and taunting Marjorie Taylor-Greene, I think we could actually move the needle on this.  I'm sure there's a grift angle too, or at least a merch tent.  But i never see it until it's way too late.

 

[C-Man 27,285]

8 hours ago, Lobo said:

I wasn't talking about the the women.  I was wondering how he literally got away from the situations.  How did the administration and local law enforcement let this go on for so long?  Everybody knew who he was.  He wasn't some anonymous groper in a nightclub or guy jumping out from behind the bushes.  He was known to everyone and the people in charge just look the other way for years?  Let's be frank, there's probably just the one creepy guy in a wheelchair at a college that small.  How the fuck did he just avoid blowback for that long?  

I can't imagine somebody seeing him grab a girl, push her down into his seated lap, and then not follow the guy down the hall and either talk to him, call security, or punch him while he's waiting for the elevator?  How are there no reports of anybody chasing him down and hitting him?  The whole things bizarre.  Had nothing to do with shaming his victims, but you guys do you.  How does shit like this go on for so long and how do you turn it into a Congressional seat?  

I know nothing about Patrick Henry College but the article above says it's a "Christian" college. That's why.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

8 hours ago, C-Man said:

I know nothing about Patrick Henry College but the article above says it's a "Christian" college. That's why.

From a pal who grew up in an evangelical/Baptisty household surrounded by neighbors of the same persuasion: the only people allowed to abuse Christian white women are Christian white men and the women better just shut up and accept the will of the Lord.

Not to mention, 18 years and 245 victims later, Larry Nassar was finally sentenced.

[Serak The Preparer 3,434]

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

From a pal who grew up in an evangelical/Baptisty household surrounded by neighbors of the same persuasion: the only people allowed to abuse Christian white women are Christian white men and the women better just shut up and accept the will of the Lord.

Not to mention, 18 years and 245 victims later, Larry Nassar was finally sentenced.

Yeah but the only reason he abused so many victims is his running ability. In a wheelchair he would have been helpless to abuse.

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2,098]

Saw Kevin Krouse* refer to him as Billy Madison Cawthorn today while providing footage of him demanding madam speaker to investigate why the US is funding the torture of puppies in africa, which made me laugh.

 

 

 

*frequent joke stealer so he probably didn't originate the name, but still funny.

[TexLonghorn 5,671]

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,151]

7 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

 

Swalwell  has been brutal lately.  I like.

[Guest Lobo]

17 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Saw Kevin Krouse* refer to him as Billy Madison Cawthorn today while providing footage of him demanding madam speaker to investigate why the US is funding the torture of puppies in africa, which made me laugh.

 

 

 

*frequent joke stealer so he probably didn't originate the name, but still funny.

Well he's right.  You got some dogs?  You got a responsibility.  You don't whine about 'em on the Capitol steps.  You get out there, you find those fucking dogs! 

[Macanudo 13,017]

I'd bet DonkeyCigar's left nut that Cawthorn has killed a dog.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

He’s such a treat 

Also he’s switching districts. Either 11 is too blue now or they are trying to spread their MAGA. 
 

edit: new map. 11 is now 14. 
 

Edited November 12, 2021 by Neonmoon

[SydneyCarton 48,203]

On 11/11/2021 at 6:09 PM, Neonmoon said:

He’s such a treat 

Also he’s switching districts. Either 11 is too blue now or they are trying to spread their MAGA. 
 

edit: new map. 11 is now 14. 
 

What's the color here? Because you'd think the closer that he gets to TN redder it gets. Where's Asheville?

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Asheville is in Buncombe County, it's the county to the right of the number 14 in the above map.

It's the big blue one furthest west on this map below. He is from Henderson, the county below Buncombe. He is leaving his home county to go east to a redder district. They added a few more counties to the new 14 district, including a second blue one, Watauga County, which is where Boone, NC is, the home of Appalachian State College. 

He was already in the district closest to TN. 

[elfenix 34,338]

so he's going to carpet bag the charlotte burbs?

[Bullneck 19,215]

 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,806]

Can’t allow himself to be outdone by Matt Gaetz. 

[Underdog 28,785]

Kyle Rittenhouse - Congressional Intern Fingercuff.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Imagine the collective freak out if AOC started saying shit like, “Be armed and dangerous.”  She would rightfully be described as a terrorist leader.  
 

 

Edited November 20, 2021 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Biff Tannen 45,750]

26 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Imagine the collective freak out if AOC started saying shit like, “Be armed and dangerous.”  She would rightfully be described as a terrorist leader.  
 

 

The magats are terrorists and should be described as such. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Imagine the collective freak out if AOC started saying shit like, “Be armed and dangerous.”  She would rightfully be described as a terrorist leader.  
 
 

Pffffft

Imagine Ilhan Omar or Ayanna Pressley.

[mchookem 16,408]

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Imagine the collective freak out if AOC started saying shit like, “Be armed and dangerous.”  She would rightfully be described as a terrorist leader.  
 

 

i mean i honestly wish she would, using the EXACT same language some of these fucksticks use, and then just hammer home where she got it from. 

i know, petty and childish, but i feel like that's the only way to point out the hypocrisy. that's how low we've sunk. 

[jimmyjazz 46,225]

On 11/20/2021 at 1:53 PM, mchookem said:

i mean i honestly wish she would, using the EXACT same language some of these fucksticks use, and then just hammer home where she got it from. 

i know, petty and childish, but i feel like that's the only way to point out the hypocrisy. that's how low we've sunk. 

Point it out to who?  Anybody who doesn't already see it is oblivious.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,255]

Hopefully all the scorpions they're creating sting their froggy asses.  Probably not, but would be nice to see. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Hopefully all the scorpions they're creating sting their froggy asses.  Probably not, but would be nice to see. 

I wish but they’ll never have to pay any price because evil always wins because the good guys are stupid.

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He fucking did it.  He lowed the bar and then somehow oozed underneath it.

@Bama Chick you're going to love this one.

 

[TwiceHorn 31,554]

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He fucking did it.  He lowed the bar and then somehow oozed underneath it.

@Bama Chick you're going to love this one.

 

Collar stays are a thing, Maddie.

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1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Collar stays are a thing, Maddie.

And women are now clay pots.  

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Fuck that asshole.

Go stick your permanently flaccid dick in the North Carolina dirt, Madison.

Wooo that kind of shit makes me see red.

[Dr. Teeth 5,845]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He fucking did it.  He lowed the bar and then somehow oozed underneath it.

@Bama Chick you're going to love this one.

 

They all think it. They just realize that they have the apparatus in place to make it happen and never relinquish it. This has been in the making for a generation and it is all about to come to fruition. They don’t need to lie about it or hide it anymore. The women in his district like it too. 

[Satchel 6,949]

I think the Oxford murderer’s parents may have taken this nut job literally:

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1450097787908022278?s=20

Edited December 4, 2021 by Satchel

[jimmyjazz 46,225]

"Precious works of our Creator, formed and set apart, meet death before they breathe life."

 

Madison might want to consider just how much good he's doing the cause when he says things like this.

 

[bluto 4,943]

Dfw get your tix!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cccr-presents-president-trump-endorsed-congressman-madison-cawthorn-tickets-205438591357

[brakeman 28,452]

[TexPx 2,325]

Dfw get your tix!
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cccr-presents-president-trump-endorsed-congressman-madison-cawthorn-tickets-205438591357

Busy week in Collin County. Plus MTG at Frisco Conservative Gala at the Hyatt Sat night.

[TwiceHorn 31,554]

9 minutes ago, TexPx said:

Busy week in Collin County. Plus MTG at Frisco Conservative Gala at the Hyatt Sat night.

I don't often say this, but Elevate Life Church needs its tax exemption revoked.

Also, it's fucking disgusting that these groups have reps from NC and GA come to their fucking demagoguery events.  And equally disgusting that the reps go.  I'd be pissed if I was a constituent.

Edited December 10, 2021 by TwiceHorn

[Neonmoon 38,130]

9 minutes ago, TexPx said:

Busy week in Collin County. Plus MTG at Frisco Conservative Gala at the Hyatt Sat night.

Sgt. Traitor's Homely Dumbfuck Band

[jimmyjazz 46,225]

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I don't often say this, but Elevate Life Church needs its tax exemption revoked.

Also, it's fucking disgusting that these groups have reps from NC and GA come to their fucking demagoguery events.  And equally disgusting that the reps go.  I'd be pissed if I was a constituent.

It's a fine line . . . tax-exempt status mostly seems to hinge on not promoting (or campaigning against) someone running for office.  I'm not going to parse the IRS regs any more than I have, but the practical issue here is that very few, if any, churches or other religious organizations ever seem to lose their tax-exempt status.

[Sawbonz 27,596]

 

[RDCanecutter 26,476]

D'oH Neonmoon smoked me by two weeks.

Edited December 21, 2021 by RDCanecutter

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Beefcake has a point though - the GOP needs uneducated voters.

[Guest Lobo]

Some of these guys have a long game we should probably start paying attention to.  The here And now morons like Boebert may just be cannon—fodder distractions.  

[Gil Bang 26,048]

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Fuck him, fuck her, and fuck his privacy.

Speaking of fucking, who did he stick his broke dick in? Boebert or MTG?

[Bama Chick 28,596]

And I hope the January 6th committee gives her a shout.

Burn his ass to the ground, girl.

[TexLonghorn 5,671]

Oh no, divorce?  By his own Bible, I don't think he's allowed to divorce his earthen vessel just for the reason that he got a different job.  Good thing there aren't a bunch of people trying to pass legislation allowing them to make that decision for him.