Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

[atomheartbevo 89457]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t think true Maga will take kindly to being called dark Maga. 

What is True Mega?

 

[Matuka 1305]

49 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Why would he shut the PAC down so fast?  Seems like he would be limiting the grift.

[Pescado_Rojo 19332]

14 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Why would he shut the PAC down so fast?  Seems like he would be limiting the grift.

$10 says there's nothing left to grift and he'll be in trouble with the FEC in less than a year. 

[Blotto 23434]

2 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Why would he shut the PAC down so fast?  Seems like he would be limiting the grift.

sounds like he's done with politics for awhile anyway (or realizes politics is done with him), and will switch to the media/GQP celebrity grift. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33844]

4 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

$10 says there's nothing left to grift and he'll be in trouble with the FEC in less than a year. 

MC "can I have that $10?"

[F250 28699]

49 minutes ago, Satchel said:

What’s “gentile politics”?

 

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

What is True Mega?

 

What? No Vanilla MAGA? Madison is so dumb.

[TexLonghorn 5595]

On 5/10/2022 at 11:33 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I'm late to seeing this video.  Had only been able to see the blurred versions before today.  What I'm trying to figure out is, is he wearing a tail butt plug?  I've never seen an ass that hairy before.  Something weird is going on.

[RPM 26232]

12 hours ago, Matuka said:

Why would he shut the PAC down so fast?  Seems like he would be limiting the grift.

I could be wrong, but think when a PAC shuts down, they can do whatever TF they want with the cash on hand and don't have to report it.

[DigglerontheHoof 21072]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

I could be wrong, but think when a PAC shuts down, they can do whatever TF they want with the cash on hand and don't have to report it.

Well, that’s pretty fucked up.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13416]

Filings showed that the PAC had at most 80k in this election cycle, and most or all of it was donated to gop candidates. If he rolled away with any cash, it was not much.

i don’t see Madison as being smart enough or had enough time to compile any money for himself. He’s going to be at the level of diamond and silk even before his term is over.

[South Austin 52159]

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

If he rolled away with any cash, it was not much.

iswydt

[TexArcher 37531]

15 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

 

"he's looking to step away from politics..."

 

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

17 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

i don’t see Madison as being smart enough or had enough time to compile any money for himself. He’s going to be at the level of diamond and silk even before his term is over.

His dad is, or was, a financial advisor for Edward Jones. Don't know if he was any good, but the last I read, the Cawthorns will still suing various entities for $30 million as a result of his accident as a teen.

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Well, that’s pretty fucked up.

Extremely

[Underdog 28457]

Gonna go ahead and get out in front of his impending “suicide” when they find both him and his wheelchair hanging in a basement… 

 

[tx 3 putt 76421]

Is dark maga made up of Candence Owen ?

[Underdog 28457]

Funny you mention her with all the recent talk about the black hole.  

[Pescado_Rojo 19332]

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is dark maga made up of Candence Owen ?

[TexasEd 8064]

17 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

good goddamn that is one dumb cousinfucker.

Here is the conversation:

LF68: Madison, you're one dumb cousinfucker.

MC: I am not a cousinfucker.

LF68: Dude, I've seen the video tape.

 

17 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Gentile politics. 
 

at least he’s not anti-Semitic…in that tweet. 

You got it wrong.  He wants Gentile politics as usual to end and to go back to the gold star 'Juden' Days.

[Macanudo 12928]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Gonna go ahead and get out in front of his impending “suicide” when they find both him and his wheelchair hanging in a basement… 

 

He strikes me as the kind of kind that would (st)roll out in to traffic and get hit by a bus.

Edited May 20, 2022 by Macanudo

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

17 hours ago, Satchel said:

What’s “gentile politics”?

a massive Freudian slip...

[wildcat09 29267]

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

We need to encourage Cawthorn and his fans and Dark MAGA to take on all establishment Republicans.

Yeah, that worked out so well with Trump.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

50 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

He strikes me as the kind of kind that would (st)roll out in to traffic and get hit by a bus.

The classics never go out of style...

 

[Chooky 13302]

Madison is threatening to smear dark maga on the GOP walls?

[Underdog 28457]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

He strikes me as the kind of kind that would (st)roll out in to traffic and get hit by a bus.

 

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

22 hours ago, Satchel said:

What’s “gentile politics”?

the opposition in utah

[Goredho 17352]

On 5/19/2022 at 3:31 PM, atomheartbevo said:

What is True Mega?

 

MAGA is Scientology and Donald is L. Ron Trumptard.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33844]

 

[pantone159 714]

On 5/18/2022 at 6:49 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Could that Lindell TV logo scream christian white nationalist any louder?  Good god.

Yeah, it even has the Confederate States stars and bars flag. It is nauseating.

 

[Chewbacca 7730]

On 5/20/2022 at 7:21 AM, tx 3 putt said:

Is dark maga made up of Candence Owen ?

And Clarence Thomas.

[Sbbruin 21744]

What exactly is "Dark MAGA?"  Is he letting the hate flow through him?

 

[Gil Bang 25899]

[safe sex 11686]

He will have few or no defenders from his party with this investigation. This is the rare but essential sacrifice Republicans are willing to make so they can say they police their own. 

[TexArcher 37531]

95% chance that Madison leaked evidence on himself this time because he wants to go to Federal Pound Me in the Ass Prison...

 

[tigol 2383]

4 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

He will have few or no defenders from his party with this investigation. This is the rare but essential sacrifice Republicans are willing to make so they can say they police their own. 

Well, he is a cripple so......he can say all the racist shit in the world but never fit in.  I hope this is a trend, if you know what I mean.....and I think you do.

[Blotto 23434]

Lets set the odds on this guy being the staffer? -300? 

 

[tx 3 putt 76421]

22 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lets set the odds on this guy being the staffer? -300? 

 

 

just two maga gqp bros hanging out !!!

im sure our surly maga gqp bros do the same thing 

[Beau Vine 54008]

57 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lets set the odds on this guy being the staffer? -300? 

 

-300 billion

[elfenix 34184]

49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

just two maga gqp bros hanging out !!!

im sure our surly maga gqp bros do the same thing 

 

[Neonmoon 38127]

Moot now, but might help other cases down the line 

 

[C-Man 27069]

Moot now, but might help other cases down the line 
 

GQP judges don’t pay much attention to precedent, though.

[HenryJames 65890]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13416]

What’s the over/under of when Cawthorn resigns to avoid the ethics hearing? 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

He can't roll away from this. They will just turn it over to the SEC. 

 

[Bullneck 19001]

On 5/19/2022 at 9:08 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

What? No Vanilla MAGA? Madison is so dumb.

[Bullneck 19001]

On 6/1/2022 at 8:38 AM, HenryJames said:

 

He's starting to look like Elon Musk.

[TexasHooch 5117]

 

[Sawbonz 27443]

43 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

 

Dude is thwarted by curbs. I don’t think he will be leading any charges

[Longhorn_Fan68 33844]

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Dude is thwarted by curbs. I don’t think he will be leading any charges

he'll be leading the charge alright! just wait until he makes it to the top of the ramp! and can someone hold the door? Madison wants to hold an AR as he makes his way inside.