Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

[Gil Bang 25899]

 

 

[Gil Bang 25899]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33846]

[DigglerontheHoof 21073]

What a twatwaffle 

[jimmyjazz 45566]

They are literally trying to one-up each other in the race to the bottom.

[Guest Lobo]

I’m just gonna ask the rest of the board and risk getting perma banned , 

politics aside is Toby Keith really considered a great philosopher in this country?   I mean if he’s known as that on the daily Texan and other forums, I’ll except that and leave my wisecracks to myself.  But if that’s not really a thing then we are so much more fucked than I though 

[4th&Five 41461]

 

[Guest Lobo]

Okay, a side-gig of mine is voiceover work.  Mostly for friend's campaigns and non-profits (radio ads mostly, due to my oversized head not looking nice on TV).  I can go between baritone and bass fairly easily.  

I am trying to get my Toby Keith voice right.  I can hit the accent okay actually, it's the pitch and buzzed slur that's giving me problems.  But I want to call Madison's congressional office as Toby Keith and thank him for the shout-out.  I know I can nail this without laughing.  Anybody wanna call in with me like you're my assistant and asking them please hold for Mr. Keith like he's really important?  I know it's juvenile but it'll only take 90 seconds of our time and I mean c'mon...we get to be the 'Great American Philosopher'! 

[Burt 4062]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I’m just gonna ask the rest of the board and risk getting perma banned , 

politics aside is Toby Keith really considered a great philosopher in this country?   I mean if he’s known as that on the daily Texan and other forums, I’ll except that and leave my wisecracks to myself.  But if that’s not really a thing then we are so much more fucked than I though 

The notion that Toby Fucking Keith is a great philosopher is already widely excepted.  That he's a run of the mill Oklahoma cocksucker is also widely accepted in the circle I run.

[F250 28700]

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

That speech.

[Hookah Horns 3082]

On 2/24/2022 at 4:14 PM, Jive Turkey said:

 

You have to be careful declaring a "new low" for a guy who claimed his friend left him for dead when he had actually saved his life, and all the other shit this waste of half a human life has done.

[Gil Bang 25899]

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52348]

Party of law and order 

[SKJ 1305]

How many times until it becomes an habitual offender felony traffic case?

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

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Records show that Cawthorn is due in court in Cleveland County on May 6.

Cawthorn also has a Polk County court date on April 18 and in Buncombe County on May 3.

What a slut.

[Gil Bang 25899]

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

Congrats to Gil for having reply #666 to this thread (according to the counter on the front page at least). 

Edited March 10, 2022 by Fudge Nuggets

[Sawbonz 27445]

[Bullneck 19008]

On 3/2/2022 at 3:20 PM, 4th&Five said:

 

"kings and kingdoms fall to their knees."  Yeah, that's kind of how Viet Nam went, didn't it.

[Bullneck 19008]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Let's say you didn't know who this was or what they did for money. Any thoughts?

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Let's say you didn't know who this was or what they did for money. Any thoughts?

 

[sasquatch69 584]

https://www.wral.com/us-rep-madison-cawthorn-calls-zelensky-thug/20180199/

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RALEIGH, N.C. — U.S. Rep. Madison Cawthorn of North Carolina told supporters he thought Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy was a "thug"—a comment that runs counter to the overwhelming share of Republicans with a favorable view of the leader fending off a military invasion from Russia.

"Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug," Cawthorn said in a video obtained by WRAL. "Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies."

 

[cactusflinthead 27594]

 

[Gil Bang 25899]

Jesus, I really want to slap this little punk right out of that wheelchair

[C-Man 27069]

https://www.wral.com/us-rep-madison-cawthorn-calls-zelensky-thug/20180199/

RALEIGH, N.C. — U.S. Rep. Madison Cawthorn of North Carolina told supporters he thought Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy was a "thug"—a comment that runs counter to the overwhelming share of Republicans with a favorable view of the leader fending off a military invasion from Russia.

"Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug," Cawthorn said in a video obtained by WRAL. "Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies."

 

“Something something word salad WOKE agenda (gargles Trump’s balls) something something more word salad WOKE”

[Gil Bang 25899]

 

[elfenix 34185]

18 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Let's say you didn't know who this was or what they did for money. Any thoughts?

pre-successful dj waiting for the base to drop.  but it never did.

[Bullneck 19008]

 

[Bullneck 19008]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

[F250 28700]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

GOP trying but failing to step away from their Right Wing Nationalist problem.

A GOP member of congress will say something nutty tomorrow.

[sidis 9755]

"woke ideologies."

['stache 21777]

4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Should be in jail for driving without legs.

[cactusflinthead 27594]

Just now, 'stache said:

Should be in jail for driving without legs.

I won't go that far. I met a lady that had a customized car she could drive with no legs. Hand controls for everything

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

This piece of shit’s ex-wife was a Russian spy hired to marry him. Of course he’s anti-Ukraine 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

20 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Let's say you didn't know who this was or what they did for money. Any thoughts?

I didn't watch the clip, but I would guess realtor.

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Should be in jail for driving without legs.

He probably sucks to take on offshore fishing trips.  Never gets his sea legs.

[TexArcher 37532]

This guy is really making a run at Greg Abbott's chokehold on the Biggest Piece of Shit in a Wheelchair title.

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

Most egregious rolling shit talker since R-2 D-2.

[Gil Bang 25899]

 

[Biff Tannen 45502]

6 hours ago, F250 said:

GOP trying but failing to step away from their Right Wing Nationalist problem.

A GOP member of congress will say something nutty tomorrow.

Disagree. Lady G is doing this because it will work. Enough semi-anti-trump former R voters will hear it that they will agree and pull that R lever again in 2022 and 2024. They think it’s over and the Conservative party they thought they knew just had a hiccup. 
 

We are all fucked. 

[C-Man 27069]

17 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

That dipshit knows one adverb and one adverb only.

[Underdog 28457]

16 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

He probably sucks to take on offshore fishing trips.  Never gets his sea legs.

Can always use him as a bobber. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21073]

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Can always use him as a bobber. 

[Gil Bang 25899]

Oh shit

[Sawbonz 27445]

 

[Gil Bang 25899]

[Biff Tannen 45502]

Why does this guy exist?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33846]

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why does this guy exist?

because abortion is not prevalent enough

[Underdog 28457]

Is he sportin’ a shiner? 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Is he sportin’ a shiner? 

Perhaps one of those trees he was punching decided to punch back.