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9 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Strangely hypnotic. Cutting loose at the South Dakota Competitive Rope-Pull Non-Juniors Division Dance. I enjoyed Nick Saban's scampishly homoerotic antics at 1:47. Would watch again.

Yeah, when Nick moved in on Dan Dierdorf, you could see the first glimmer of Dan's excitement that he might be reeling in gal #2, then he was all "whoa, Nick, back off buddy, not in public!".

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You know the surprising thing here?  This goober says stupid shit about his own party, and is called out by his state's senators, other GOP reps, etc.

MTG says stupid shit about her own party, and crickets.  

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NC senator wants Cawthorn out: https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/30/politics/republican-reaction-madison-cawthorn/index.html

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"It comes down to focus on the district, producing results for the district, and in my opinion, Mr. Cawthorn hasn't demonstrated much in the way of results over the last 18 months," Tillis told CNN, describing why he is backing state Sen. Chuck Edwards in his primary against Cawthorn.

 

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

You know the surprising thing here?  This goober says stupid shit about his own party, and is called out by his state's senators, other GOP reps, etc.

MTG says stupid shit about her own party, and crickets.  

Somebody's data showed that Madison can be attacked by his fellow Republicans with little to no repercussions.

Plus, him making drug accusations about fellow Republicans maybe something that Trump is very sensitive about, and so he won't go hard in the paint to defend Cawthorn.

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On 3/27/2022 at 6:40 PM, Bama Chick said:

And he doesn’t even get he’s narcing on his own people lol.

Let’s say it is true.

Anyone think Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer or AOC or Adam Schiff are inviting that troglodyte to anything???

So if it is true, he’s admitting Moscow Mitch and Lindsay Graham and Marjorie Gorilla Toes and Lauren Boobert and Matt Gaetz are having cocaine fueled orgies.

Smooth move, Biff.

Yep, not even the biggest nympho Democrat slut, male or female, is inviting that limpdick turd to an orgy.

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26 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Madison spoke out of turn, but there’s probably some truth to what he’s alleging. 

The first rule of Republican cocaine-fueled orgies is: you do not talk about Republican cocaine-fueled orgies. 

Posted
15 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The first rule of Republican cocaine-fueled orgies is: you do not talk about Republican cocaine-fueled orgies. 

Well, true.

Posted
8 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

You know the surprising thing here?  This goober says stupid shit about his own party, and is called out by his state's senators, other GOP reps, etc.

MTG says stupid shit about her own party, and crickets.  

Not entirely accurate…

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/28/politics/republican-reaction-marjorie-taylor-greene

 

Don't get me wrong, repubs have done a horrible job calling out their worst of the worst, but it’s a long list.
 

 

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"invited him to a sex party with his wife"

Someone further up nailed it. Just some old horny GOP congressman wanting to nail his wife. Poor Madison would have been sitting in the cuck corner all night. 

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11 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m going to hell for laughing my ass off at this tweet.
 

Can I be honest and say I thought they same thing?

Also, he said it was someone he "looked up to."  Doesn't he look up to everyone?

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Posted
11 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m going to hell for laughing my ass off at this tweet.
 

That was my first thought. Don't you need a working dick for an orgy?

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Claire McGaskill was on MSNBC yesteday laughing about this shit.  She said that there isn't enough Viagra to go around for a DC orgy.

 

She added that she initially wanted to go to DC, because it was the only place on earth where she could be "the hot young chick". 

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6 hours ago, Thrawn said:

"invited him to a sex party with his wife"

Someone further up nailed it. Just some old horny GOP congressman wanting to nail his wife. Poor Madison would have been sitting in the cuck corner all night. 

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Posted (edited)
43 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That was my first thought. Don't you need a working dick for an orgy?

no, they wanted him to bring his wife

 

Madison Cawthorn's wife Cristina, 28, admits there were 'difficulties' in  their marriage | Daily Mail Online

He said no and she divorced him.  They were only together 8 months.

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Posted
57 minutes ago, bolverk said:

That thread reads as if @Lobo wrote it.

What the hell does that mean?

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Stream of consciousness with a dash of a Mr. Ronan Sinatra?

Anywho, I think the Pubs will respond to a text from HimBo Hines where they might not from Cawthorn. Hines passed QA/QC and is fully ambulatory…though from the same jerk factory in NC.

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Posted
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

That was my first thought. Don't you need a working dick for an orgy?

If this was a Dem orgy, it would be cause everyone wants to bone his wife.  Since this is a GOP orgy, there is a very good chance they wanted him for his flaccid asshole. 

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1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

no, they wanted him to bring his wife

 

Madison Cawthorn's wife Cristina, 28, admits there were 'difficulties' in  their marriage | Daily Mail Online

He said no and she divorced him.  They were only together 8 months.

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BTW.  If anyone does get an invite to an orgy with muscular Miley Cyrus,  please do your patriotic duty and post pics.

Posted
8 hours ago, Thrawn said:

"invited him to a sex party with his wife"

Someone further up nailed it. Just some old horny GOP congressman wanting to nail his wife. Poor Madison would have been sitting in the cuck corner all night. 

I think Madison calls that "Tuesday."

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Yeah, it's not hard to find random/anonymous orgies in your neighborhood (assuming you are on Nextdoor.com), but those things are not exactly curated.  

Politicians in D.C.? Yeah, they are going to be picky.  I'm leaning towards Maddy's ex-wife being a major part of the invitation.

Posted
2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Not enough name dropping. Our man is in the clear. 

If I was gonna namedrop on an orgy thread, your mom would be top of the list pal.  ;) 

That's how you know I didn't have a hand in it. 

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3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

If this was a Dem orgy, it would be cause everyone wants to bone his wife.  Since this is a GOP orgy, there is a very good chance they wanted him for his flaccid asshole. 

* billowy

And, he's mad about it because she wanted to go.  Said she needed to get dicked down.  It's why they're divorced.

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actually the one where Trump looks like he's jerking off two dudes at the same time would be even more appropriate, albeit less gimpy.

Posted
2 hours ago, Lobo said:

If I was gonna namedrop on an orgy thread, your mom would be top of the list pal.  ;) 

That's how you know I didn't have a hand in it. 

Keep my mom’s name out of your fucking mouth.

Note:  That was totally just a play on the Will Smith situation. We all understand how you take every post personally, so I wanted to clarify ahead of time.  Got it, toots?

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Yeah dude, it's cool.  I don't actually take it personally, you savage toot you.  I was trying to work in 'name-dropping' and an orgy participant dossier.  It should have been better, but I was erring on the side of expedience versus quality.  You know...like an orgy.  Dammit, I had something for this.  

There's so many ways to go with this coke-fueled orgy thing and Madison.  I feel like I'm not coming with anything because I still have 10% decency left.  I mean he's a complete fucking piece of human shit, in a wheel-chair, an ex-wife with an oral fixation, and a coke problem.  I guess this is one of those times real life just writes the jokes better than we can.  

tl;dr---eat a dick and have a good weekend

Posted
6 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Madison, the party starts at 9.  Feel free to come back to pick up your wife up around 2am.

No problem! That provides me with a few hours to finish filming a couple more videos where I roll up in my tactical wheelchair-accessible minivan, and randomly empty a dozen magazines at nothing in particular. Christina tells me that gets her super-wet. And I fucking believe her, because when I pick her up around 2, her cunt usually resembles/smells like a Louisiana bayou!

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On 3/29/2022 at 4:34 PM, wildcat09 said:

The real scary thing about these people is how many of them give birth at home and never get birth certificates for daughters. They don't want them having a government record or identity of any kind because then they might be able to actually leave one day and get a life of their own. Instead, they marry them off at 13 or 14 to boys from other families doing the same shit.

This is yet another reason they've been pushing the sex trafficking propaganda so hard in recent years. Every accusation being a confession and all. 

"boys" probably not entirely accurate:

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But missing from the bill are age requirements, opening the door for possible child marriages, something the bill’s sponsor acknowledged during a Children and Family Affairs subcommittee meeting. “There is not an explicit age limit,” Leatherwood said.

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Stewart added that it could open up the possibility to cover up child sex abuse.

“It should not be there as it’s basically a ‘get out of jail free’ card for people who are basically committing statutory rape — I mean it’s completely ridiculous, so that’s another reason why this terrible bill should be eliminated,” Stewart said.

and note that in plenty of states, child marriage is already legal

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Between 2000 and 2018, 300,000 girls and boys were married before 18 in the U.S., according to UNICEF.

https://www.cbs17.com/news/gop-bill-eliminates-age-requirements-for-marriages-in-tennessee/



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