Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

[lemonlime 5503]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

I bet he's not even paralyzed.  It's just a bit he does to con the rubes.

 

[Neonmoon 38127]

His resume before being elected 

- Chick Fil A

- friends Dad was an elected official and said he could get him into Naval Academy. He was rejected. Before crash 

- one semester of Christian college but failed out. 

- one part time job at US Rep office 

- got 3 million in insurance from wreck and suing for another 30 million currently 

- also said friend left him to die in fiery tomb but friend actually pulled him out of crash. 

(But he was a R running against a black guy in red district sooo yeah)

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

If you want to end their political careers, you do it before they win the first time. After that, they become heroes for making liberals mad. He has been given a platform and a lot of money. It will be hard to beat him. Same goes with MG and Boebert. 

[Biff Tannen 45500]

55 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I bet he's not even paralyzed.  It's just a bit he does to con the rubes.

 

A fuckin gold bricker. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

6 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

If you want to end their political careers, you do it before they win the first time. After that, they become heroes for making liberals mad. He has been given a platform and a lot of money. It will be hard to beat him. Same goes with MG and Boebert. 

Yeah why the fuck is all this shit coming out now, and not during his race? Were the NC papers going soft on him because of his fucking wheelchair? Have they learned nothing from us?

I've worked in the print media for 20 years and shit like this really pisses me off. "Oh we don't want to resort to attacks on character." Dude/chick gets elected. "Unleash the personal attacks!" (Now that it's too late.) Too many dumbasses entrenched in top editorial roles, coast to coast. 

[Underdog 28457]

7 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I bet he's not even paralyzed.  It's just a bit he does to con the rubes.

 

Above Suspicion. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Yeah why the fuck is all this shit coming out now, and not during his race? Were the NC papers going soft on him because of his fucking wheelchair? Have they learned nothing from us?
I've worked in the print media for 20 years and shit like this really pisses me off. "Oh we don't want to resort to attacks on character." Dude/chick gets elected. "Unleash the personal attacks!" (Now that it's too late.) Too many dumbasses entrenched in top editorial roles, coast to coast. 

A ton of it WAS known but it just didn’t get any national attention and the voters in his district didn’t give a fuck because Trumpy trumps character and qualifications.

[Francisco 2.0 32344]

14 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I bet he's not even paralyzed.  It's just a bit he does to con the rubes.

 

 

[HenryJames 65890]

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Take on Cawthorn regarding his latest 'comms':

 

[atomheartbevo 89452]

On 3/1/2021 at 10:13 PM, Neonmoon said:

His resume before being elected 

- Chick Fil A

- friends Dad was an elected official and said he could get him into Naval Academy. He was rejected. Before crash 

- one semester of Christian college but failed out. 

- one part time job at US Rep office 

- got 3 million in insurance from wreck and suing for another 30 million currently 

- also said friend left him to die in fiery tomb but friend actually pulled him out of crash. 

(But he was a R running against a black guy in red district sooo yeah)

How the hell is a semester or two at aggy not on that list?

[atomheartbevo 89452]

On 3/2/2021 at 4:54 AM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Yeah why the fuck is all this shit coming out now, and not during his race? Were the NC papers going soft on him because of his fucking wheelchair? Have they learned nothing from us?

I've worked in the print media for 20 years and shit like this really pisses me off. "Oh we don't want to resort to attacks on character." Dude/chick gets elected. "Unleash the personal attacks!" (Now that it's too late.) Too many dumbasses entrenched in top editorial roles, coast to coast. 

 

[atomheartbevo 89452]

Fitlump is collecting $75,000 a year to sit on the Austin City Council.

Would have been nice if the press/media had looked into her background and her campaign finances.

[Willfully Horn 7919]

Votes against bill, happily announces pork in bill.

 

 

[Gil Bang 25898]

 

[Beau Vine 54006]

 

[Post Oak 20187]

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Brian Williams delivering the "you can make this up" is a chefs kiss

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

I give this guy credit for using “what I could have done” as credentials to make his way to the House. I don’t think much of Dan Crenshaw’s politics but his resume is 100x more than cawthorn since Crenshaw served and received degrees from tufts and Harvard.

or as posted above cawthorn has nothing on his resume. Before being elected, he had zero accomplishments in life. 

[TwiceHorn 31290]

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I give this guy credit for using “what I could have done” as credentials to make his way to the House. I don’t think much of Dan Crenshaw’s politics but his resume is 100x more than cawthorn since Crenshaw served and received degrees from tufts and Harvard.

or as posted above cawthorn has nothing on his resume. Before being elected, he had zero accomplishments in life. 

Yeah, it's like he's daring people to challenge the fact that he never quite accomplished anything, because he's a gimp./nogimpist

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, it's like he's daring people to challenge the fact that he never quite accomplished anything, because he's a gimp./nogimpist

Young people that want to become politicians usually decide that university and law schools provide the right foundation. Cawthorn decided to just jump to the end. But once again, credit him for understanding his constituents don’t care about his zero resume.

Cawthorn followed the standard path for poor candidates. Do whatever you can to get second place in a primary to get to the runoff. Then say or do anything (garner sympathy?) for a few weeks to win the runoff with fewer voters. This strategy works well in a district where the general election is pointless due to districts voting demographics.

However reading about cawthorn’s runoff opponent, it’s amazing that a district couldn’t find one capable gop candidate. Most likely she would have been just as bad.

[Bullneck 18987]

 

That's Alexander Vindman's wife, BTW.  Bringing the heat.

Edited April 28, 2021 by Bullneck

[TexLonghorn 5595]

Didn't Madison already apologize for  his incidents of sexual assault    lying about being accepted to the Naval Academy    lying about training for the US Paralympics team   being immature in tweets since he got elected?  I guess that whole 'being mature' plan didn't stick.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

On 3/1/2021 at 11:04 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

I bet he's not even paralyzed.  It's just a bit he does to con the rubes.

 

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Shocker!

The top 13? All Republicans.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Why am I not surprised he missed the opportunity to stand up and be counted?

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

At least he has a good comms team to help him get around this story. 

[Queen Bitch 1692]

This could be an Onion headline.

 

[Underdog 28457]

The Carolina Crip. 

[bolverk 29408]

Only thing that kid is good for is rolling his ass out to the woods and punching a dead tree.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

His comms people have him in the spotlight with a tweet about CRT. I'm sure it's the any attention is better than none, but the comments are rather pointed:

 

 

 

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

YOU’RE PART OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, YOU ABSOLUTE PELICAN.

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Oh cool, he's shitting on the United States Marine Corps and the United States Army.

[Neonmoon 38127]

Siri, what's the difference between the Viet Cong and the North Vietnamese Army?

[Bullneck 18987]

On 5/18/2021 at 10:27 AM, Mrs Whiggins said:

Why am I not surprised he missed the opportunity to stand up and be counted?

Ohh, look at you fittin' in here.  🤪

[Bullneck 18987]

On 5/19/2021 at 7:35 PM, Queen Bitch said:

This could be an Onion headline.

 

I like how he dumped the deep voice thing after four seconds.  

I also like how he read that shit on the piece of paper just like it was important.  

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[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Normalizing violence, normalizing fascist style takeovers; nothing to see here, nothing at all.

[Horn Dogg 3808]

What a waste of space.  This kid doesn’t know shit from shinola.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

So he wants the American Redneck to identify with the VC...Hanoi Hot Wheels. Fuck man if Merle Haggard were alive he'd rip him a new one.

[Pancho 44488]

 

[Biff Tannen 45500]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

[Gil Bang 25898]

As Emeril used to say, let’s take it up a notch:

[Neonmoon 38127]

It’s almost if your were homeschooled and failed out of college after one semester you don’t know shit 

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

10 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

It’s almost if your were homeschooled and failed out of college after one semester you don’t know shit 

 

My children went to public schools, but I hate to knock homeschoolers because the great Abraham Lincoln was largely self-educated in his younger years (if one trusts historical accounts). I would say that the difference was that Lincoln actually cared to learn and it is patently obvious that Cawthorn uses such as window dressing for his word salads meant to impress. He's rather power hungry and it shows. Scary.

[Underdog 28457]

The Carolina Way. 

[tx 3 putt 76413]

3 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

My children went to public schools, but I hate to knock homeschoolers because the great Abraham Lincoln was largely self-educated in his younger years (if one trusts historical accounts). I would say that the difference was that Lincoln actually cared to learn and it is patently obvious that Cawthorn uses such as window dressing for his word salads meant to impress. He's rather power hungry and it shows. Scary.

his mom didn’t teach him how to use Google ?

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

his mom didn’t teach him how to use Google ?

Fact checking is for elitist swamp creatures.

 

[Gil Bang 25898]

[Brisketexan 104631]

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

In fairness.....Ben liked to party and consume the beverages, so that's totally something he WOULD have said, had he been around in the salad days of Bon Jovi.