Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

[mchookem 16231]

he's quite the scofflaw isn't he

[YChang 3432]

A true rapscallion!

[Pancho 44494]

[TexArcher 37533]

[Pato del Muerto 52350]

Dammit, someone must have gotten to him back in kindergarten. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Dude’s a true scumbag but nailing him for this seems, cheap? Unless it’s piss and then he can be clowned unmercifully.

[Upgrayedd 5806]

[Francisco 2.0 32346]

But I was told the modern day GOP was masculine.

 

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

lulz...

[Francisco 2.0 32346]

 

 

[Upgrayedd 5806]

 

[bolverk 29414]

32 minutes ago, Pancho said:

You know...maybe ol' Madison wasn't lying about the sex/drug orgies after all. I wonder who was hosting. Logo in the background says something about 'Quest.'

[Sbbruin 21744]

41 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Wait, wearing women's undergarments whilst drinking and sexing is now considered a bad thing?

[Francisco 2.0 32346]

12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Wait, wearing women's undergarments whilst drinking and sexing is now considered a bad thing?

 

Of course not.

But when you are an elected member of God's Own Party, and caught doing these kinds of things, it tends to be a tad hypocritical.

Also, this:

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Cawthorn, 26, was raised in a conservative Baptist community in Henderson County, North Carolina, and has staked his political persona on arch-traditional Christian principles and the insistence of the importance of a kind of hypermasculinity. 

 

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

Republican Jesus has already decided to forgive him. Case closed. 

[WhatTheBuck 28718]

28 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Wait, wearing women's undergarments whilst drinking and sexing is now considered a bad thing?

I hung out with a friend once on Halloween. He has a custom of watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show every year on Halloween so we watched it. I hadn’t seen it in a long time. Still great.

Anyway, we got to joking around about which would’ve been funnier: if I had shown up dressed in women’s lingerie like Frank N. Furter, or if I had shown up to find him dressed in women’s lingerie like Frank N. Furter. I think the latter would be funnier. But we both agreed that it would be funniest if we were both dressed in women’s lingerie like Frank N. Furter. It’s funnier if you could see us because neither of us would look good in women’s lingerie. Tim Curry pulls it off better than we ever could.

Unlike Madison Cawthorn, though, we could dance the Time Warp.

(RIP Meatloaf.)

[Foosters 17734]

I worked in a traffic court early in my career. Used to represent poor people often charged with driving on a suspended license. The notoriously "light on crime" LA prosecutors would ask for 30 days of jail for every plea deal. For driving on a suspended license. You go ahead and guess what color their skin was.

[tx 3 putt 76422]

[shnsajax 3589]

Guys it’s not his fault, he hasn’t been able to tan his ball sack for two months now. These things happen as a result.

[Sbbruin 21744]

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This one never gets old.

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But I was told the modern day GOP was masculine.

Was.

 

[atomheartbevo 89463]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Dude’s a true scumbag but nailing him for this seems, cheap? Unless it’s piss and then he can be clowned unmercifully.

If he's going to bash trans/gays/lesbians/etc. because he doesn't like how they have sex or whatever.....

He may have had somebody release this to distract from MTG's dumbass though.  I would not put it past him at all.

[WhatTheBuck 28718]

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

My first thought.

 

[Zepol87 9172]

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But I was told the modern day GOP was masculine.

 

 

This is the best part 

[tx 3 putt 76422]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Was.

 

maybe he tanned his balls the next day ?

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[Chooky 13302]

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Dude’s a true scumbag but nailing him for this seems, cheap? Unless it’s piss and then he can be clowned unmercifully.

True, but no doubt he'd support a bill to incarcerate anyone for doing the same. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

“Now your turn to show me your kompromat!”

[CowboyFred 1151]

On 4/10/2022 at 12:59 PM, Guest Lobo said:

Doesn't count if you can't see that high.  

Lol this “Guest Lobo” is trippin me out 

[PsychMike 1539]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Was.

 

 

[Beau Vine 54010]

[Bullneck 19016]

On 4/21/2022 at 4:26 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Is it just me, or do the cops seem to be particularly unusually polite during all this lawbreaking?  

Seems like if were black they'd have just blown his head off, Saigon style.

[Horn Dogg 3808]

Madison Cawthorne is Daniel Figurelli minus the twitter fuckup and legs..

[WhatTheBuck 28718]

I’ve tried cocaine a handful of times but never would’ve known to use the term “key bump:” I think anyone who uses that term has probably done a lot of cocaine. 

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8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He may have had somebody release this to distract from MTG's dumbass though.  I would not put it past him at all.

This was a dumb take that may or may not have been influenced by alkyhol.

He doesn’t realize that these photos, plus the info released about his driving/legal woes, point to somebody in the GOP wanting him gone.  

[Underdog 28458]

13 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But I was told the modern day GOP was masculine.

 

 

No way... 

Only a pussy double gloves it playing golf. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21073]

Republicans are beta cucks.   All. Of. Them. 

[Gil Bang 25901]

[jimmyjazz 45567]

Medical marijuana, helps with the chair sore pain.  #GOP

[YChang 3432]

How shitty was Madison’s parents?

[UDontKnow 10439]

Seems like the GOP is officially trying to eat their own with Mad Wheels. At the bare minimum, they're trying to get him primaried.

[UDontKnow 10439]

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

How shitty was Madison’s parents?

Maybe. Maybe not. Might not be fair to blame the parents.

Take Paul Gosar in Arizona for example. IIRC, every single one of his siblings has denounced him and explicitly have stated that Paul does not reflect his family upbringing or the morals instilled in the Gosar children. Some folks turn out rotten despite having a wholesome youth.

[Chad Fuck 17574]

12 minutes ago, YChang said:

How shitty was Madison’s parents?

Pretty shitty, but not that unusual.  I've run across many "Madisons" in my time. 

[Satchel 6908]

22 hours ago, Pancho said:

Remember when encouraged mothers to raise their sons to be monsters? Probably because he wants a monster to have his way with him.

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59 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Seems like the GOP is officially trying to eat their own with Mad Wheels. At the bare minimum, they're trying to get him primaried.

Yep, and like I said, he's too fucking dumb to realize that his fellow Republicans are laying the groundwork to boot him out.

NC primaries are May 17th.  If this stuff is being released now, that means the good stuff is yet to come.

[UDontKnow 10439]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yep, and like I said, he's too fucking dumb to realize that his fellow Republicans are laying the groundwork to boot him out.

NC primaries are May 17th.  If this stuff is being released now, that means the good stuff is yet to come.

You're more seasoned in this forum than I am. And even though this is the Madison Cuck thread, what are your thoughts on the timing on McCarthy's leaked audio tape condemning Trump for the Insurrection?

[Satchel 6908]

I’m beginning to feel a certain way about Republican politicians in wheelchairs.

[Beau Vine 54010]

2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I’m beginning to feel a certain way about Republican politicians in wheelchairs.

That they should take a long roll on a short pier?