Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2659]

his face looking mighty red in that video too.

[Neonmoon 38127]

Of course it is coordinated and political you simple fuck. The worrisome part is it's your own party doing it.

The first rule of Orgy Club is no one talks about Orgy Club

[Gil Bang 25901]

Holy crap, they are throwing this asshole under the bus

 

 

 

[woohorn 1131]

The Let's Go Brandon meme crypto coin is going to bring him down? Lulz

[jimmyjazz 45567]

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

[Sawbonz 27445]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

[Pato del Muerto 52350]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

No shit?

[bluto 4895]

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

Oh no, he’s an idiot 

[Pato del Muerto 52350]

37 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Holy crap, they are throwing this asshole under the bus

 

 

 

I assume every member of congress has participated in, and benefitted from, insider trading.  Whether they understand the rules or don’t and think they just got a nice stock tip. 
 

since I believe that, I must also believe that because they rarely if ever get busted for it, there is an understanding of MAD that nobody plays that card without levels of approval from some informal element within.  And that it is used precisely in instances like madi here to help get rid of him. 

[Beau Vine 54010]

19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

No, he's an idiot, too.

[DigglerontheHoof 21073]

24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

Edited April 27, 2022 by DigglerontheHoof

[jimmyjazz 45567]

We'll agree to disagree.  His brain functions.  He doesn't believe his own bullshit.  He's an evil piece of shit.

[Hookah Horns 3082]

42 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

Not sure what the hell you watched, but everything I've seen from him indicates he has an intellect in the vicinity of an average 6th grader. 

[Hookah Horns 3082]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I fully expect an overdose with this guy soon. I've never seen this much drama around someone that didn't include drug abuse.

Don't get our hopes up bro. 

[Neonmoon 38127]

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

We'll agree to disagree.  His brain functions.  He doesn't believe his own bullshit.  He's an evil piece of shit.

[kevwun 15668]

His lifelong dream was to visit Hitler's Eagle's Nest.  He's a true believer.

Edited April 27, 2022 by kevwun

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

If he believes his bullshit, he's and idiot. If he doesn't, he an evil wart goblin.

[jimmyjazz 45567]

53 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

If he believes his bullshit, he's and idiot. If he doesn't, he an evil wart goblin.

Which is why I said he doesn't believe his own bullshit.

Some of you struggle with the concept that a person can have an above-average IQ ("not an idiot") and still lack integrity or common sense.  Good to see y'all have picked up on a complete non-starter to rail against.

Tell me, does Ted Cruz have low intellect?

[Hookah Horns 3082]

Ted Cruz is the smartest person in history next to Cawthorn. Not comparable. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19152]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I assume every member of congress has participated in, and benefitted from, insider trading.  Whether they understand the rules or don’t and think they just got a nice stock tip. 
 

since I believe that, I must also believe that because they rarely if ever get busted for it, there is an understanding of MAD that nobody plays that card without levels of approval from some informal element within.  And that it is used precisely in instances like madi here to help get rid of him. 

You think the red necks in NC won’t re-elect him because of insider trading?  I laughed. 

[jimmyjazz 45567]

8 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Ted Cruz is the smartest person in history next to Cawthorn. Not comparable. 

I didn't equate them.  I'm pointing out the fact that a person can have an intellect at or above average and still be a despicable slimy worthless shitbag.  Cruz is practically the gold standard, which was my fucking point.

[Neonmoon 38127]

47 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I didn't equate them.  I'm pointing out the fact that a person can have an intellect at or above average and still be a despicable slimy worthless shitbag.  Cruz is practically the gold standard, which was my fucking point.

No one is arguing against your fact. They are disagreeing with your opinion that Cawthorn is not an idiot. 

[jimmyjazz 45567]

27 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

No one is arguing against your fact. They are disagreeing with your opinion that Cawthorn is not an idiot. 

This is a stunningly ridiculous discussion.  I stand by my statement.

Edited April 27, 2022 by jimmyjazz

[Bama Chick 28596]

We'll agree to disagree.  His brain functions.  He doesn't believe his own bullshit.  He's an evil piece of shit.

The prosecution rests.

[Satchel 6908]

That kid is gonna be booted out of office on his ass. He apparently pissed off the wrong people.

[Sawbonz 27445]

42 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

The prosecution rests.

Madison Cauthon

[atomheartbevo 89463]

57 minutes ago, Satchel said:

That kid is gonna be booted out of office on his ass. He apparently pissed off the wrong people.

He doesn't even seem to realize it either.  He's going to chase the libs like a dog chasing his own tail, all the while it's the R's who are doing this.

Which is more evidence that he's an idiot.

[Patron 230]

7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

Na man, dude is also paralyzed neck-up. 

[henrygandorf 29179]

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

my kingdom for a coordinated messaging campaign coming from the dems.

sigh.

[C-Man 27070]

3 hours ago, Satchel said:

That kid is gonna be booted out of office on his ass. He apparently pissed off the wrong people.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33848]

19 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is a stunningly ridiculous discussion.  I stand by my statement.

do you ever admit when you're wrong? the dude is clearly dumb as fuck. he's smart enough to fake it, but it's obvious he's stupider than shit.

[Satchel 6908]

He clearly has a thing for guns and booze. Would not be surprised to see him go completely off the rails after his election defeat.

[RDCanecutter 26296]

On 4/27/2022 at 12:02 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

Somewhere, the Vichy French regime still survives, and is supplying talking points to Cawthorn and his friends.

[smuggs 9342]

Is he in an exam room in that vid? Looks like a monitor stand behind him.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33848]

lol. when did the simulation get a sense of humor?

 

[miguelito 11220]

I bet that other guy is skilled in the art of war and military tactics.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33848]

3 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I bet that other guy is skilled in the art of war and military tactics.

[Disco Strangler 1865]

16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol. when did the simulation get a sense of humor?

 

i would call that sexual maneuver: The dick van pattin’ 
 

[RDCanecutter 26296]

That other dude may be gay, but Madison ain't.

He has a wife, you know.

[bluto 4895]

Had

[Gil Bang 25901]

3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

That other dude may be gay, but Madison ain't.

He has a wife, you know.

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[Sawbonz 27445]

He can’t feel it so why does it matter

[Pato del Muerto 52350]

Maybe it’s part of that guy’s job to check for dampness. How would madi know when he’s pissed himself or if the catheter has come unstowed?

[wildcat09 29269]

The coke orgies are 100% real.

[Hornius Emeritus 12423]

 

 

 

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[smuggs 9342]

Beefcake Cockthorn.

[Pato del Muerto 52350]

That Venmo stuff has to be guys joking around. If not, he’s even dumber than people on this thread have been strenuously arguing.  Actually is pretty damn stupid for a rep to even joke about that with an aide. 

[Macanudo 12928]

He definitely has Lindsey Graham's attention now.