Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2692]

his face looking mighty red in that video too.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Of course it is coordinated and political you simple fuck. The worrisome part is it's your own party doing it.

The first rule of Orgy Club is no one talks about Orgy Club

[Gil Bang 26170]

Holy crap, they are throwing this asshole under the bus

 

 

 

[woohorn 1131]

The Let's Go Brandon meme crypto coin is going to bring him down? Lulz

[jimmyjazz 46856]

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

[Sawbonz 28040]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

[Pato del Muerto 53268]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

No shit?

[bluto 4969]

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

Oh no, he’s an idiot 

[Pato del Muerto 53268]

37 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Holy crap, they are throwing this asshole under the bus

 

 

 

I assume every member of congress has participated in, and benefitted from, insider trading.  Whether they understand the rules or don’t and think they just got a nice stock tip. 
 

since I believe that, I must also believe that because they rarely if ever get busted for it, there is an understanding of MAD that nobody plays that card without levels of approval from some informal element within.  And that it is used precisely in instances like madi here to help get rid of him. 

[Beau Vine 55739]

19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

No, he's an idiot, too.

[DigglerontheHoof 21510]

24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

Edited April 27, 2022 by DigglerontheHoof

[jimmyjazz 46856]

We'll agree to disagree.  His brain functions.  He doesn't believe his own bullshit.  He's an evil piece of shit.

[Hookah Horns 3089]

42 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

Not sure what the hell you watched, but everything I've seen from him indicates he has an intellect in the vicinity of an average 6th grader. 

[Hookah Horns 3089]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I fully expect an overdose with this guy soon. I've never seen this much drama around someone that didn't include drug abuse.

Don't get our hopes up bro. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

We'll agree to disagree.  His brain functions.  He doesn't believe his own bullshit.  He's an evil piece of shit.

[kevwun 16168]

His lifelong dream was to visit Hitler's Eagle's Nest.  He's a true believer.

Edited April 27, 2022 by kevwun

[Kel Varnsen 8682]

If he believes his bullshit, he's and idiot. If he doesn't, he an evil wart goblin.

[jimmyjazz 46856]

53 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

If he believes his bullshit, he's and idiot. If he doesn't, he an evil wart goblin.

Which is why I said he doesn't believe his own bullshit.

Some of you struggle with the concept that a person can have an above-average IQ ("not an idiot") and still lack integrity or common sense.  Good to see y'all have picked up on a complete non-starter to rail against.

Tell me, does Ted Cruz have low intellect?

[Hookah Horns 3089]

Ted Cruz is the smartest person in history next to Cawthorn. Not comparable. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19397]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I assume every member of congress has participated in, and benefitted from, insider trading.  Whether they understand the rules or don’t and think they just got a nice stock tip. 
 

since I believe that, I must also believe that because they rarely if ever get busted for it, there is an understanding of MAD that nobody plays that card without levels of approval from some informal element within.  And that it is used precisely in instances like madi here to help get rid of him. 

You think the red necks in NC won’t re-elect him because of insider trading?  I laughed. 

[jimmyjazz 46856]

8 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Ted Cruz is the smartest person in history next to Cawthorn. Not comparable. 

I didn't equate them.  I'm pointing out the fact that a person can have an intellect at or above average and still be a despicable slimy worthless shitbag.  Cruz is practically the gold standard, which was my fucking point.

[Neonmoon 38130]

47 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I didn't equate them.  I'm pointing out the fact that a person can have an intellect at or above average and still be a despicable slimy worthless shitbag.  Cruz is practically the gold standard, which was my fucking point.

No one is arguing against your fact. They are disagreeing with your opinion that Cawthorn is not an idiot. 

[jimmyjazz 46856]

27 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

No one is arguing against your fact. They are disagreeing with your opinion that Cawthorn is not an idiot. 

This is a stunningly ridiculous discussion.  I stand by my statement.

Edited April 27, 2022 by jimmyjazz

[Bama Chick 28596]

We'll agree to disagree.  His brain functions.  He doesn't believe his own bullshit.  He's an evil piece of shit.

The prosecution rests.

[Satchel 6965]

That kid is gonna be booted out of office on his ass. He apparently pissed off the wrong people.

[Sawbonz 28040]

42 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

The prosecution rests.

Madison Cauthon

[atomheartbevo 90476]

57 minutes ago, Satchel said:

That kid is gonna be booted out of office on his ass. He apparently pissed off the wrong people.

He doesn't even seem to realize it either.  He's going to chase the libs like a dog chasing his own tail, all the while it's the R's who are doing this.

Which is more evidence that he's an idiot.

[Patron 230]

7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

The sad thing is his extemporaneous speech is pretty articulate.  He's obviously not an idiot.  He's just a dirtbag of a human being who is trying to ride the gravy train.

Na man, dude is also paralyzed neck-up. 

[henrygandorf 29214]

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

my kingdom for a coordinated messaging campaign coming from the dems.

sigh.

[C-Man 27623]

3 hours ago, Satchel said:

That kid is gonna be booted out of office on his ass. He apparently pissed off the wrong people.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34070]

19 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is a stunningly ridiculous discussion.  I stand by my statement.

do you ever admit when you're wrong? the dude is clearly dumb as fuck. he's smart enough to fake it, but it's obvious he's stupider than shit.

[Satchel 6965]

He clearly has a thing for guns and booze. Would not be surprised to see him go completely off the rails after his election defeat.

[RDCanecutter 26811]

On 4/27/2022 at 12:02 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

Somewhere, the Vichy French regime still survives, and is supplying talking points to Cawthorn and his friends.

[smuggs 9392]

Is he in an exam room in that vid? Looks like a monitor stand behind him.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34070]

lol. when did the simulation get a sense of humor?

 

[miguelito 11428]

I bet that other guy is skilled in the art of war and military tactics.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34070]

3 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I bet that other guy is skilled in the art of war and military tactics.

[Disco Strangler 1911]

16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol. when did the simulation get a sense of humor?

 

i would call that sexual maneuver: The dick van pattin’ 
 

[RDCanecutter 26811]

That other dude may be gay, but Madison ain't.

He has a wife, you know.

[bluto 4969]

Had

[Gil Bang 26170]

3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

That other dude may be gay, but Madison ain't.

He has a wife, you know.

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[Sawbonz 28040]

He can’t feel it so why does it matter

[Pato del Muerto 53268]

Maybe it’s part of that guy’s job to check for dampness. How would madi know when he’s pissed himself or if the catheter has come unstowed?

[wildcat09 29522]

The coke orgies are 100% real.

[Hornius Emeritus 12752]

 

 

 

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[smuggs 9392]

Beefcake Cockthorn.

[Pato del Muerto 53268]

That Venmo stuff has to be guys joking around. If not, he’s even dumber than people on this thread have been strenuously arguing.  Actually is pretty damn stupid for a rep to even joke about that with an aide. 

[Macanudo 13222]

He definitely has Lindsey Graham's attention now.