Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

[YChang 3,529]

I like how his example of Dems getting private security is basically Hidalgo in Harris County. 

[jimmyjazz 46,857]

What is stopping you from carrying?  This is Texas we're talking about.

I honestly don't know what your angle is here.

[Sawbonz 28,041]

 

1 hour ago, OWLVIS said:

Are you as outraged at Dems attacking the 2nd Amendment rights of others but wanted guns or private security for themselves.

You really go to Rice?

[Pato del Muerto 53,273]

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

 

You really go to Rice?

No institution bats 1.000 on acceptance

[Sawbonz 28,041]

13 minutes ago, Covri said:

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,898]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What do the words “well regulated militia” mean to you?

Without fail, this question is always ignored. 

[Underdog 29,061]

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

It's a trick.  Your coin is double-tailed.

Flipped by this guy... 

 

[atomheartbevo 90,479]

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

He's too fucking dumb to understand that they started in the past and are working their way up to the present day.

If he looked at a calendar and marked his upcoming primary on it, he'd understand that they are probably going to release far damning shit than we've seen over the coming weeks.  

And if Cawthorn is fucking stupid enough to let photos be taken of him in women's lingerie or his "aid" touching his crotch, I'm fairly certain that there is a lot more damning stuff out there.

[Satchel 6,965]

At least we now know where Republicans draw the line when it comes to moral turpitude, although I still don’t get why this kid is bad and Trump is good.

[SKJ 1,317]

I mean,  in his defense,  it's not like he could feel since dude's hands on his crotch...

But yeah,  he gay as fuck... just can't accept it yet

[hookemATL 12,220]

I guess that makes Cawthorn the top-half in that relationship. 

Edited April 30, 2022 by hookemATL

[MC Fresh Breath 4,075]

11 hours ago, Satchel said:

At least we now know where Republicans draw the line when it comes to moral turpitude, although I still don’t get why this kid is bad and Trump is good.

The kid came too close to spilling the beans for their comfort , and does nothing for them that someone else can do just as well.

With Trump the R’s got everything they wanted.  Tax cuts for their clients, packing the courts, e.t.c.

 

Edited April 30, 2022 by MC Fresh Breath

[pyrohornIII 4,844]

And Trump, courtesy of Putin has just as much kompromat on all of them, including some Dems like Manchin.

Madi just got too big for his britches and thought he could force them to elevate his standing by playing the same game of blackmail.  

He can't run with the big dogs.  Or little dogs, for that matter.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,070]

21 hours ago, Satchel said:

At least we now know where Republicans draw the line when it comes to moral turpitude, although I still don’t get why this kid is bad and Trump is good.

Because he's not trump. That's 100% the issue

[Thrawn 538]

51 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

He can't run with the big dogs.  Or little dogs, for that matter.

[Sawbonz 28,041]

Wonder who put this out

 

 

[YChang 3,529]

Love to see it but what the hell are mountain values?

[Gil Bang 26,170]

5 minutes ago, YChang said:

Love to see it but what the hell are mountain values?

 

[Grade of D as in David 13,254]

31 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Wonder who put this out

 

 

Of course he's going to be against mountain values.

 

[Underdog 29,061]

15 minutes ago, YChang said:

Love to see it but what the hell are mountain values?

 

[Covri 6,353]

1 hour ago, YChang said:

Love to see it but what the hell are mountain values?

They made a documentary about it about 20 years ago, what happens on the mountain stays on the mountain. I believe it was called “Brokeback Mountain.”

[Serak The Preparer 3,479]

On 4/28/2022 at 10:35 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

do you ever admit when you're wrong?

I mean, jimmy defended using "darkies" as a form of humor, sooo....

[TwiceHorn 31,945]

On 4/30/2022 at 9:04 AM, MC Fresh Breath said:

The kid came too close to spilling the beans for their comfort , and does nothing for them that someone else can do just as well.

With Trump the R’s got everything they wanted.  Tax cuts for their clients, packing the courts, e.t.c.

 

Props for "clients."

[tx 3 putt 78,380]

On 5/1/2022 at 2:26 PM, YChang said:

Love to see it but what the hell are mountain values?

 

im going to take an educated guess and say, they're extremely racist 

[Macanudo 13,222]

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

im going to take an educated guess and say, they're extremely racist 

 

Especially his Berchtesgarden ones.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

According to the twitter, a sex tape is out on the internet.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,947]

With whom?

A. Ex-wifey

B. The Army Captain he met in Russia

C. His legislative aide

D. His cousin

E. All of the above

F. Murray Abraham

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Ew I didn’t go looking for details.

Google your own smut, man.

[Pato del Muerto 53,273]

[SizzleChest 8,299]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

[Brisketexan 106,430]

Y'all probably need to be more respectful of our future POTUS.

Have you not been paying attention to this timeline?

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Well.

I just got exposed.

[South Austin 53,010]

[Jive Turkey 12,926]

 

[Foosters 18,182]

Face fucking dudes? Like in a rocking chair or something?

[jimmyjazz 46,857]

Please God, let this be true, and never ever let me see it.  

Gross.

But hilarious.

Plus, if he can actually move . . . well . . . oh never mind.

[Gil Bang 26,170]

just locker room talk between cousins or something

[Gil Bang 26,170]

 

[SizzleChest 8,299]

[Gil Bang 26,170]

Spoiler

 

don't click on this if you don't want to see it. 

Edited May 4, 2022 by Gil Bang

[tchookem 3,954]

According to the twitter, a sex tape is out on the internet.

Great, now I have the mental image of someone trying to push cooked spaghetti into a key hole. Thanks Bama.

[Zonahorn 8,079]

Bruh 

[Underdog 29,061]

Somewhere… 

 

[atomheartbevo 90,479]

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/jahtheancom/status/1521986434852433921

 

If that's "sex", that makes sex between howler monkeys look like they are gently making love.

Drugs are involved, yes?

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,482]

Lindsey Graham must REALLY want Cawthorn out of politics .

[Gil Bang 26,170]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

According to the twitter, a sex tape is out on the internet.

Considering that Sarah used to watch Louis CK jack off, I don't know what to make of this gif

[Gil Bang 26,170]

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1521995343013060609/photo/1

 

[Gil Bang 26,170]

 

 

[HenryJames 67,035]

[tchookem 3,954]

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/jahtheancom/status/1521986434852433921
 

If that's "sex", that makes sex between howler monkeys look like they are gently making love.
Drugs are involved, yes?

Sounds like someone's never bro'ed-out with the bros.