Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

[Royalfan5 2,348]

Man that motherfucker just doesn’t take a hint does he?

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

This guy looks like he’s on Kelvin’s God Squad, so the music fits.

Edited May 4, 2022 by TheStoicPaisano

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

With whom?

A. Ex-wifey

B. The Army Captain he met in Russia

C. His legislative aide

D. His cousin

E. All of the above

F. Murray Abraham

Owen Wilson

[Serak The Preparer 3,424]

New Onion article? "Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Being Crass With Me, Trying To Be Funny, Acting Foolish, and Just Joking?"

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it but hey, electrons are cheap these days.

[Brisketexan 104,662]

All I saw was future POTUS-material there. It’s a done deal. Because America.

[RomaVicta 29,803]

On 5/1/2022 at 2:26 PM, YChang said:

Love to see it but what the hell are mountain values?

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30 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Lindsey Graham must REALLY want Cawthorn out of politics .

Normally you don't see "Lindsey" and "out" in the same sentence.

[Gil Bang 25,899]

 

Edited May 5, 2022 by Gil Bang

[Degenerate Gardner 4,081]

Boys will be Boys on Boys.

Edited May 5, 2022 by Degenerate Gardner
Indecision. Indecisiveness?

[Post Oak 20,188]

Release the AOC tape!

[Gatorubet 30,121]

On 4/28/2022 at 5:37 PM, miguelito said:

I bet that other guy is skilled in the art of war and military tactics.

 

[Beau Vine 54,008]

On 4/28/2022 at 6:14 PM, RDCanecutter said:

That other dude may be gay, but Madison ain't.

He has a wife, you know.

Don't think I didn't notice this.

[PsychMike 1,539]

 

 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

[tchookem 3,900]

Release the AOC tape!

I know what the point of this post is meant to be a joke (one I fully support), but it really strikes home that AOC probably made sure to never put herself in that position. I'm sure nudes have been requested (I just assume every woman has had them requested at some point in her life). I'm sure some partner has suggested a tape be made... but it probably didn't happen. Why? Because she's had her eyes set on bigger things. She's knows a sex tape or leaked nudes would hurt her credibility. So she doesn't misstep.... because she can't. She had to be above that.

And then there's this dumbass. Acting like a dumbass, and he gets to have the same exact position she does. It's a double standard in so many ways and it's utter bullshit.

[Blotto 23,434]

Johnny Sack will be in his bunk

[tchookem 3,900]

Johnny Sack will be in his bunk

Was that Kyle R. under the blanket?

[Foosters 17,734]

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Owen Wilson

wow

[Hookah Horns 3,082]

What in the actual fuck. 

[Beau Vine 54,008]

 

[TexLonghorn 5,595]

Now I have sympathy for his ex-wife.  Probably thought she landed a pretty hot piece as long as he didn't talk, but then wedding night came along and he was all like, "Hey babe, wanna retire to the boudoir??"  And then here he comes on over a'hoppin and a'humpin'...

Edited May 5, 2022 by TexLonghorn
I mean, a tiny tiny bit of sympathy... they are surely both garbage people

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Plus, if he can actually move . . . well . . . oh never mind.

 

I fucking knew it.

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

At some point ol' Evel Knievel here has to start wondering how people keep getting hold of this shit.

[Gil Bang 25,899]

[jimmyjazz 45,565]

I find this witch hunt highly offensive.  I'm glad I'm old enough that my youthful antics when I dressed in drag, or got nude in bed with a buddy and ground my junk in his face, or even received nothing more than an innocent crotch grab from another buddy, all in fun, aren't available to circulate in a drip drip campaign to impugn my wholesome character.

[F250 28,699]

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

At some point ol' Evel Knievel here has to start wondering how people keep getting hold of this shit.

Maybe after the Dirty Sanchez pictures drop next?

 

[BrickHorn 18,197]

Quote

Looks like the person Cawthorn should have warned about the imminent “drip drip campaign” was his friend’s face.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

“Years ago…”

THIS ASSHOLE IS, WHAT, 26?????

Also

lol

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

[Aqua Buddha 14,525]

How the fuck did this dude get elected in the first place?

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40 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

How the fuck did this dude get elected in the first place?

(R)

Edited May 5, 2022 by atomheartbevo

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2 hours ago, tchookem said:

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Johnny Sack will be in his bunk

Was that Kyle R. under the blanket?

Kyle Rittenhouse is too busy working on getting into aggy (I’m not kidding)

[atomheartbevo 89,457]

 

[Hookah Horns 3,082]

I'm dying at the explanation of "locker room talk" for a video of him trying to fuck a dude's face. 

[atomheartbevo 89,457]

It’s real, holy shit

 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Kyle Rittenhouse is too busy working on getting into aggy (I’m not kidding)

Wait. People actually have to work to get into that diploma mill?

 

Is KR killing a couple of semesters at Blinn?🤣

[tchookem 3,900]

Kyle Rittenhouse is too busy working on getting into aggy (I’m not kidding)

Nobody works on getting into A&M. Even that below average sack of disappointment will be settling on getting into A&M.

[atomheartbevo 89,457]

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Wait. People actually have to work to get into that diploma mill?

Is KR killing a couple of semesters at Blinn?🤣

He’s got to fill out an application.  Not everybody can do that easily.

[atomheartbevo 89,457]

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89,457]

Don’t care if real or not.

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On 4/29/2022 at 8:56 PM, atomheartbevo said:

If he looked at a calendar and marked his upcoming primary on it, he'd understand that they are probably going to release far more damning shit than we've seen over the coming weeks.  

And if Cawthorn is fucking stupid enough to let photos be taken of him in women's lingerie or his "aid" touching his crotch, I'm fairly certain that there is a lot more damning stuff out there.

[Upgrayedd 5,806]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I find this witch hunt highly offensive.  I'm glad I'm old enough that my youthful antics when I dressed in drag, or got nude in bed with a buddy and ground my junk in his face, or even received nothing more than an innocent crotch grab from another buddy, all in fun, aren't available to circulate in a drip drip campaign to impugn my wholesome character.

That's because your checks keep clearing.

BTW, your'e late.

[Dr. Teeth 5,832]

 

[Gil Bang 25,899]

[tx 3 putt 76,421]

[Upgrayedd 5,806]

6 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

 

 

[bolverk 29,414]

20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

 

Do you assholes get it now? The hypocritical & hyper-masculine displays of normalcy? The malign stereotypes you exploit to fuck with non-binary people?

There's not a single poster here mocking this person's honest act. Instead, everyone is dancing in delight at Madison's dizzyingly delightful duplicity along with his willingness to shit upon the chests of like-minded folks for his own personal gain like a good little Republican.

 

[atomheartbevo 89,457]

3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

along with his willingness to shit upon the chests of like-minded folks

Are you saying that scat videos are coming?

[bolverk 29,414]

27 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Are you saying that scat videos are coming?

Given what we know so far, I have zero doubt about what might be coming. Probably has a natural audience among certain evangical trust fund babes who often likes to brag about his access to hunting grounds for the pursuit of brown-trodden immigrants and, also, wild hogs.

Edited May 5, 2022 by bolverk

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