Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

[Macanudo 12,928]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

A bigger more effective asshole.

A GAPer.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,345]

Katie Dean, the Democrat running against Cawthorn, is kind of cute.
 

 

[Beau Vine 54,008]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

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Cawthorn’s communications director, Luke Ball

We're being completely trolled, right?             Right?                                       RIGHT?

[kevwun 15,662]

It was a perfectly good stage name in whatever strip club Madison found him in.  There was no need to change it.

[We’reTexas 1,469]

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

“Top staffer.” Is that what the move Cawthorn did to that other dude’s face is called?

Well I guess it makes sense Cawthorn’s a bottom. 

[Mez2 4,021]

It's only gay if you look at them in the eye

[TwiceHorn 31,304]

3 minutes ago, We’reTexas said:

Well I guess it makes sense Cawthorn’s a bottom. 

Looks like he's a power bottom.

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,717]

4 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Republican Jesus cures all ills. It was a brilliant invention by truly corrupt people. They all get to have sex with little kids now too. Just needed to invent Qanon Jesus. 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

A Republican is winning NC-11

 

Here are the candidates

 

Besides Asheville, WNC is redder than tanned testicles. 

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19 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Besides Asheville, WNC is redder than tanned testicles. 

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,844]

fuck that stupid hitler youth wannabe. 

[F250 28,700]

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fuck that stupid hitler youth wannabe. 

And Cawthorn's reaction would be.

 

[washparkhorn 9,935]

32 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

A Republican is winning NC-11

 

Here are the candidates

 

Besides Asheville, WNC is redder than tanned testicles. 

I am in the Clemson area now - near Asheville. This region is growing and getting bluer, but we are still blueberries in a raspberry soup.  
 

NC 11 has produced Mark Meadows and Cawthorn. The red voters deserve to be shamed and ridiculed for their negative contribution to the American Experiment.

I will be volunteering for the Democratic nominee to turn NC 11 blue. I am hoping it is Jasmine Beach-Ferrara. https://www.jasmineforcongress.com
 

[MC Fresh Breath 4,074]

7 hours ago, F250 said:

So this smear campaign against Cawthorn is because he jumped districts which pissed of NC Republican party boss Art Pope? This is a lot more interesting than the actual dirt being brought to light.

 

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a39841527/madison-cawthorn-insider-trading-airport-gun/

 

 

1. TIL the word "bedlamite"

2. Eat the rich.

3. There's nobody to root for here. 

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[TexArcher 37,531]

He keeps claiming blackmail, and maybe I don't understand all the nuances and intricacies of blackmail as well as your average late-twenties closet twink does, but wouldn't blackmail be when you prove that you have these tapes and pics and demand something in return, or else you'll release them to the public?  I'm pretty sure when you release them to the public for free it's something else.  Like, news, maybe.

 

[Goredho 17,352]

On 5/4/2022 at 5:31 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Please God, let this be true, and never ever let me see it.  

Gross.

But hilarious.

Plus, if he can actually move . . . well . . . oh never mind.

[Biff Tannen 45,500]

8 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Achtung baby!

[High Plains Drifter 10,981]

8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Katie Dean, the Democrat running against Cawthorn, is kind of cute.
 

 

 

I'd give her a "top staffer"

 

 

[Goredho 17,352]

14 hours ago, cattail said:

Innocent horseplay is all I see. Just a joke you see.

[Bullneck 19,002]

12 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

As pointed out, Cawthorn's statements echo Trump's "locker room talk" excuse. Make up some bs story which gives your true believers something to stand behind. It doesn't matter how far-fetched it sounds, or that it wouldn't stand up to scrutiny. The believers just need something.

EDIT: Cawthorn's personal life shouldn't come into play in an election but we all know that voters decide that for themselves. His biggest problem is that he's lost most of his GOP leadership support. That will even give Fox News some pause in supporting Cawthorn. Most likely they won't not-support him but rather just be quieter about him. Fewer appearances.

It will be interesting to see if he has the power to stand up against the GOP elite. Does Trump even talk about Cawthorn?

This.  I think he's toast.  He and his dumbass base might be OK with anything but the power brokers in NC are likely sick of him and ready to roll with someone else.

[Biff Tannen 45,500]

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

This.  I think he's toast.  He and his dumbass base might be OK with anything but the power brokers in NC are likely sick of him and ready to roll with someone else.

Iswydt

[MrBig 5,290]

8 hours ago, Mez2 said:

It's only gay if you look at them in the eye

Aaron Schock paved the way so Madison Cawthorn could roll

[HenryJames 65,891]

 

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Got damn. Surly af. 

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

I can honestly say that I don’t know any guys who would put their feet on the dash while riding shotgun. 

[Underdog 28,457]

9 hours ago, MrBig said:

Aaron Schock paved the way so Madison Cawthorn could roll

Now that’s more like it - Tucker C

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1 hour ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

I can honestly say that I don’t know any guys who would put their feet on the dash while riding shotgun. 

 

bridge too far !

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[Pato del Muerto 52,344]

He’s like bizzaro Larry flynt 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,416]

From the GOP/conservative viewpoint, I can understand why they want to pass so many anti-gay laws. They consciously or unconsciously recognize that they have many closeted gay men around them.  Now the laws and these viewpoints are horrendous, but they're so afraid of these gay men turning their sons gay.

 

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11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

This.  I think he's toast.  He and his dumbass base might be OK with anything but the power brokers in NC are likely sick of him and ready to roll with someone else.

Oh no, you gone and triggered @Johnny Sack

[Bullneck 19,002]

13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

This.  I think he's toast.  He and his dumbass base might be OK with anything but the power brokers in NC are likely sick of him and ready to roll with someone else.

Well, it appears Johnny Sack doesn't like negs.  Boo Fucking Hoo.

1 hour ago, Hookah Horns said:

Oh no, you gone and triggered @Johnny Sack

Apparently so.  And it's a bummer cause I was going to convert all my pos rep into rubles and be Moscow billionaire.  But now, whatever shall I do?  

He'll wind up regretting being so sensitive and all. 

Edited May 6, 2022 by Bullneck

[Bullneck 19,002]

On 5/5/2022 at 12:36 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

What is the next piece of news to drop?

Campaign finance grift

DUI

Grooming a teen boy

Video at a coke orgy

Someone needs to interview his ex-wife.  Assuming she's not back in Russia.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

It’s almost like someone tipped her off that all these scandals were about to hit so she hauled ass. 
 

Or she caught him face fucking the pool boy so she hauled ass and is the source for these scandals 

[RDCanecutter 26,291]

On 5/1/2022 at 2:26 PM, YChang said:

Love to see it but what the hell are mountain values?

Bitching about Floridians while selling Grammaw's house for a cool profit to one of them.

[RDCanecutter 26,291]

On 5/4/2022 at 9:06 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

In the 80s at some bidness function in Macon Ga, I got bored and left the self-contained hotel, and went wandering into downtown. This was pre-modern brewpubs/loftdwellers/revived art districts, any of that shit. I'm talking 1980s boarded-up zombie movie set. 

About a block from me, off to the side, I spotted a frazzled white woman with a hollow gaze. We briefly made eye contact, and I kept walking a couple more blocks. She was back there behind me, shuffling along the same way. I turned and went off on another deserted street, after a minute she came into view again, following me.

I kept the same pace but zigged and zagged different ways. She always stayed about the same distance back.

Finally I got back in sight of the hotel and picked it up a little, shot inside the lobby. I looked back, she had stopped at the edge of the parking lot, watching.

I stayed inside the hotel the rest of the time.

Anyway, take MTG from the photo above, trim her hair 6 inches, and that's the same woman who followed me around empty Macon GA in the 80s.

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7 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

From the GOP/conservative viewpoint, I can understand why they want to pass so many anti-gay laws. They consciously or unconsciously recognize that they have many closeted gay men around them.  Now the laws and these viewpoints are horrendous, but they're so afraid of these gay men turning their sons gay.

 

Your last sentence is spot on regarding devoted Christian men. Very few will ever admit it even online, but they’re terrified of any one of their sons being gay. 

[bolverk 29,414]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

In the 80s at some bidness function in Macon Ga, I got bored and left the self-contained hotel, and went wandering into downtown. This was pre-modern brewpubs/loftdwellers/revived art districts, any of that shit. I'm talking 1980s boarded-up zombie movie set. 

About a block from me, off to the side, I spotted a frazzled white woman with a hollow gaze. We briefly made eye contact, and I kept walking a couple more blocks. She was back there behind me, shuffling along the same way. I turned and went off on another deserted street, after a minute she came into view again, following me.

I kept the same pace but zigged and zagged different ways. She always stayed about the same distance back.

Finally I got back in sight of the hotel and picked it up a little, shot inside the lobby. I looked back, she had stopped at the edge of the parking lot, watching.

I stayed inside the hotel the rest of the time.

Anyway, take MTG from the photo above, trim her hair 6 inches, and that's the same woman who followed me around empty Macon GA in the 80s.

Maybe it was her momma. How far is Macon from the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum?

[Beau Vine 54,008]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

About a block from me, off to the side, I spotted a frazzled white woman with a hollow gaze. We briefly made eye contact, and I kept walking a couple more blocks. She was back there behind me, shuffling along the same way. I turned and went off on another deserted street, after a minute she came into view again, following me.

I kept the same pace but zigged and zagged different ways. She always stayed about the same distance back.

Finally I got back in sight of the hotel and picked it up a little, shot inside the lobby. I looked back, she had stopped at the edge of the parking lot, watching.

I stayed inside the hotel the rest of the time.

Are you JerseyMan10?

[RDCanecutter 26,291]

55 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Maybe it was her momma. How far is Macon from the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum?

Not very.

[RDCanecutter 26,291]

45 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Are you JerseyMan10?

If I told you I'd have to tell my Uncle Frank you'd been talking out of turn.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

Things are going well on the campaign in his district

[Bullneck 19,002]

17 hours ago, bolverk said:

Maybe it was her momma. How far is Macon from the Georgia State Lunatic, Idiot, and Epileptic Asylum?

About 30ish miles if I remember correctly.  

 

Also, Adolph Manson for the win!

Edited May 7, 2022 by Bullneck

[Underdog 28,457]

Blew a chance at Macon bacon. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

Whoopee is the preferred euphemism.

[Snake Diggity 4,614]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Things are going well on the campaign in his district

Why did they put a silhouette of him in a fuckin wheelchair on the poster?  Wtf

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32 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Why did they put a silhouette of him in a fuckin wheelchair on the poster?  Wtf

Because putting a silhouette of him hopping across a bed didn't make sense at the time?

[WhatTheBuck 28,717]

41 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Why did they put a silhouette of him in a fuckin wheelchair on the poster?  Wtf

Courting the pity vote? The previous answer was better but that’s my only guess. 

[Snake Diggity 4,614]

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Courting the pity vote? The previous answer was better but that’s my only guess. 

Doesn’t make any sense.  Does he think he’s channeling FDR?