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yes, that pesky walking is surely a plot to take your bibles and guns:

"Rep. Madison Cawthorn says the ‘mechanisms’ needed to execute President Biden’s plan for door-to-door outreach in areas with low COVID-19 vaccination rates could eventually be used to take guns and Bibles"

 

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3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yes, that pesky walking is surely a plot to take your bibles and guns:

"Rep. Madison Cawthorn says the ‘mechanisms’ needed to execute President Biden’s plan for door-to-door outreach in areas with low COVID-19 vaccination rates could eventually be used to take guns and Bibles"

 

We already have people that go door to door.  Maybe they can snatch their bibles and guns:

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Conservative states have spoken, so the proposed door-to-door vaccine effort should only be in states that the governor wants them.

Cawthorn is a moron that we will rarely see on any show that would respond with any real questions. He wouldn't be able to handle a question that required thought.

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4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Conservative states have spoken, so the proposed door-to-door vaccine effort should only be in states that the governor wants them.

Cawthorn is a moron that we will rarely see on any show that would respond with any real questions. He wouldn't be able to handle a question that required thought.

Good thing for us state lines and always dutifully respected by airborne contagions. What could go wrong?

 

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14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

There really should be a rule that if you dabble in Nazi-ism as an elected official, you are automatically recalled.  Or something.

But is that really fair to the nazi constituents that will repeatedly vote for Hell-on-Wheels Hitler? He’s only representing the gut volks back home. 

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17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

There really should be a rule that if you dabble in Nazi-ism as an elected official, you are automatically recalled.  Or something.

Doesn't Germany have some sort of rule like that? I'm slack in my knowledge of their government, but I seem to recall they dissolved some group due to that but maybe it was a military division that had Nazi sympathies or something.

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Poor Joe, trapped in a happy, loving marriage. 

It's really unfair and selfish that Jill didn't let Joe fuck porn stars when she was pregnant with Ashley.

And also that she was a kind, loving stepmom to Hunter and Beau.  Maybe if she wasn't such a great person, Beau would be alive and Hunter wouldn't be a recovering addict! 

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This guy is a piece of garbage. 

 Madison Cawthorn, is running to represent western North Carolina in Congress. In a 2017 Instagram post from the Eagle’s Nest, Hitler’s vacation home that was one of the last battlegrounds of World War II, Cawthorn referred to Hitler as “the Fuhrer” and said the spot was on his “bucket list,” in addition to calling Hitler a “supreme evil.”

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On 7/21/2021 at 4:13 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 Madison Cawthorn, is running to represent western North Carolina in Congress. In a 2017 Instagram post from the Eagle’s Nest, Hitler’s vacation home that was one of the last battlegrounds of World War II, Cawthorn referred to Hitler as “the Fuhrer” and said the spot was on his “bucket list,” in addition to calling Hitler a “supreme evil.”

To which he would aspire to become

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Always bears repeating that the Naval Academy rejected Cawthorn BEFORE his accident. He was never going there. Imagine if you didn’t receive admission to UT but you still claimed UT on your resume because you deserve credit for applying.

second, he has liked to tell a story about his friend, the driver in the accident that paralyzed him. Cawthorn has publicly said that his friend ran away leaving him to die in the fiery crash. The friend says the opposite is true, and that he pulled Cawthorn to safety. Cawthorns father has also repeated the friends story of pulling Cawthorn from the wreck.

the first example is a weak attempt at stolen valor and the second shows what a POS friend Cawthorn really is.

I might give a young person some slack if they embellish or lie about some incidents in their life. Some older people have repeated their lies long enough, that they might even believe them. But cawthorns lies were the foundation of his campaign. 

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5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Always bears repeating that the Naval Academy rejected Cawthorn BEFORE his accident. He was never going there.

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Cawthorn said he considered applying to two other schools with online programs, the Harvard Extension School and Liberty University, but didn’t follow through.

That's too bad, he and fitlump could have gone to the Harvard Extension School Homecoming Dance together.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Straight shooter

That's too bad, he and fitlump could have gone to the Harvard Extension School Homecoming Dance together.

From some quick stories I read, I can't tell how much formal education Cawthorn actually has. He was homeschooled thru high school. I'm not saying home schooled equates to no education but it also doesn't mean that his parent put him through a good curriculum. Basically we don't know but the next results speak to possibly a poor homeschool education.

After his horrible accident, he did go to college for a short time, maybe less than 1 year at Patrick Henry College which is a college primarily for kids that were homeschooled. 300 total students. That was the school where he was accused of inappropriate behavior up to sexual assault. He quit the school before being kicked out for bad grades.  

In his lawsuit depositions for his accident, he claimed that he suffered brain injuries in his crash and that he felt his intelligence was lowered. Hence the bad grades. This may explain his public statements. Brain damage doesn't have to mean drooling and forgetting one's name. For him, it could be the inability to process/identify facts and the illogical statements.

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6 hours ago, woohorn said:

Someone claims the accident affected his motor skills, so IDK what to think except he is a POS with terrible handwriting...
 

I’m sure a lot of people have bad handwriting these days, myself included, but that looks like a fucking child. If I saw my handwriting like that, I’d fucking type it up. Especially if I’m a god damn congressperson. Dear god. 

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7 hours ago, woohorn said:

Someone claims the accident affected his motor skills, so IDK what to think except he is a POS with terrible handwriting...
 

I read this in the mashup voice of Luca Brasi & whichever Hardy Boyz brother is fucked up. Apparently that car accident scrambled Cawthorn’s eggs, because he seems CTE-ridden. Luckily for Rs, he has a ridiculous jawline.

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8 hours ago, woohorn said:

Someone claims the accident affected his motor skills, so IDK what to think except he is a POS with terrible handwriting...
 

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