Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

[Brisketexan 104,637]

He will spend the rest of his term grifting.

So, no changes.

[High Plains Drifter 10,981]

12 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

He'll probably move to Nashville, start a podcast, beef with Ben Shapiro, then get drunk and send embarassing DMs to Tomi Lahren Charlie Kirk.

 

fixy

 

[smuggs 9,342]

21 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

7 months of lame duck session for him should be entertaining

Especially if the naked horseplay vids keep dropping first of the month.

[hpslugga 4,044]

18 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He will spend the rest of his term grifting.

I can’t imagine the vastness of the chasm between that and what he’s already been doing…mostly because I’ve never actually witnessed a flea hop.

Edited May 18, 2022 by hpslugga

[MissingInAction 24,826]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Dipshit got whacked… 

May be too intense for some viewers

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Saw that classic at the Palace in Georgetown. I laughed hysterically at that scene (age 10 I think). 

[27-25 2,040]

What a world in which we live.

[Hookah Horns 3,082]

So what's next for Sitler? Wouldn't surprise me if Fox brings him on for some Gutfeld style abortion, but I get more of a NewsMax vibe from him.

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

14 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

So what's next for Sitler? Wouldn't surprise me if Fox brings him on for some Gutfeld style abortion, but I get more of a NewsMax vibe from him.

He might want to try acquiring a valid drivers license

[Snake Diggity 4,614]

Handicapping futures for this turd:

Hosts far-right podcast called “The Cawthorn Truthcast” 65%
 

Dies from drug overdose or car wreck 20%
 

Retreats and remakes himself in a normal life as a real estate agent 10%
 

Unsuccessfully campaigns for office 4%
 

Successfully campaigns for office 1%

[Sbbruin 21,743]

[StassneyHorn 6,540]

Moves to Alaska with all the other guys who can't go back to their hometown 0.1%

Attends 10 year reunion 0.0%

[Sbbruin 21,743]

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Just dropped in to say good riddance to this fuckbag. I'd love to never see him again but I can imagine he'll be on some weird network. I hope not. He'd be a decent luggage rack if you removed his ability to steer. 

[Cousin Strawberry 1,261]

50 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Handicapping futures for this turd:

Hosts far-right podcast called “The Cawthorn Truthcast” 65%
 

Dies from drug overdose or car wreck 20%
 

Retreats and remakes himself in a normal life as a real estate agent 10%
 

Unsuccessfully campaigns for office 4%
 

Successfully campaigns for office 1%

Shits in a bag %100

 

[pyrohornIII 4,809]

He'll ghostwrite a book about the dirty insider business in the GOP and try to sell it saying he and Trump will clean the swamp.

 

 

[Chooky 13,302]

Kick rocks metaphorically.

[atomheartbevo 89,452]

4 hours ago, smuggs said:

Especially if the naked horseplay vids keep dropping first of the month.

The PAC releasing the videos said they had much, much worse, that may not have been legal to publish or whatever.

If he had survived his primary, wonder if they would have been so hesitant to release them.

[atomheartbevo 89,452]

4 hours ago, 27-25 said:

What a world in which we live.

Republicans would be conflicted over Gary Hart today.

"He's a Democrat....but he's definitely not gay."

[Underdog 28,457]

He’ll move to Jersey, run for Pa Senate seat.  

Edited May 18, 2022 by Underdog

[F250 28,696]

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

He’ll move to Jersey, run for Pa Senate seat.  

More than likely he will hold office in Texas and threaten to get rid of "fake Texans" you know the people born and raised in Texas.

 

[CooterBrown 17,914]

He will spend the rest of his life grifting.

FIFY

[Matuka 1,305]

46 minutes ago, F250 said:

More than likely he will hold office in Texas and threaten to get rid of "fake Texans" you know the people born and raised in Texas.

 

TINO's...

[TexasEd 8,064]

 

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45,563]

Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

[Biff Tannen 45,500]

8 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Could that Lindell TV logo scream christian white nationalist any louder?  Good god.

[Jive Turkey 12,568]

44 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

The issue to me is whether they can't or whether they won't.  If they can't do it effectively, then hire people who can.  If they won't do it because of the "we fly high when they go low" bullshit, then expect the same stagnant shit from the Dems with Pelosi and Schumer calling the shots from the 1970s. 

[Chad Fuck 17,567]

Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

Because they know their own kind and how to take them down.

[bolverk 29,412]

9 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Handicapping futures for this turd:

Hosts far-right podcast called “The Cawthorn Truthcast” 65%
 

Dies from drug overdose or car wreck 20%
 

Retreats and remakes himself in a normal life as a real estate agent 10%
 

Unsuccessfully campaigns for office 4%
 

Successfully campaigns for office 1%

 

My gawd, what has happened to this place?!?

This low-hanging fruit hung so long it fell from the tree and now just sits all moldy and rotten on the ground.

Shame on all of you.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

Because the ratfuckers with the real dirty dirt are GQP and they ain’t giving that shit to Democrats?

[WhatTheBuck 28,716]

7 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

He'll ghostwrite a book about the dirty insider business in the GOP and try to sell it saying he and Trump will clean the swamp.

If he ghost writes a book, who will claim credit for writing it? And how would he benefit?

And how is he not the sort of moron that needs someone else to ghost write his own autobiography the way that Lynn Vincent wrote Sarah Palin’s in Going Rogue?

He’s not writing anything. He needs someone else to write for him and then he’ll take credit for it. Just like Simple Sarah the Winking Bimbo.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Write a book??

Sitler can’t even write his own gotdamn name!

[tchookem 3,900]

He'll ghostwrite a book about the dirty insider business in the GOP and try to sell it saying he and Trump will clean the swamp.
 
 

Can you imagine trying to read and edit an entire book of this 5th grader's scrawling?

ETA: @Bama Chick beat me to it.

[pyrohornIII 4,809]

I knew I should have written that better.  Should have hired a ghostwriter myself.

 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Write a book??

Sitler can’t even write his own gotdamn name!

It looks like when Billy Madison had to write cursive on the fucking chalkboard

[South Austin 52,154]

6 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

It looks like when Billy Madison had to write cursive on the fucking chalkboard

[jimmyjazz 45,563]

Any serious reading of his cursive last name would be "Cauthon".  Jesus.

[Sawbonz 27,442]

Clearly he was homeschooled by morons

[Pancho 44,492]

9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Write a book??

Sitler can’t even write his own gotdamn name!

Was high in LA one time and showed this to my friend and we laughed for 2 hours. 

[brown water 3,761]

[HenryJames 65,890]

On 5/18/2022 at 9:09 AM, Chooky said:

I'd love to never see him again but I can imagine he'll be on some weird network. I hope not.

 

[Chewbacca 7,730]

19 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

Because Democrats don't know how to play in the mud.  Former Republicans do.  I'm a big fan of the Lincoln Project and the Bulwark.

[Satchel 6,908]

19 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why is a Republican group able to put together more pointed and succint critical media bits about Republicans than the Democrats are able to do?

Cons tie their messaging to Jesus and those unable to think critically are fooled by the old okie doke. Plus the messages are simple and nonsensical, e.g. pedo groomers and baby killers and God haters…stupid stuff like that.

[Exposition 93]

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,844]

good goddamn that is one dumb cousinfucker.

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

Gentile politics. 
 

at least he’s not anti-Semitic…in that tweet. 

[HenryJames 65,890]

‘Sir this is an orgy.’

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

27 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

‘Sir this is an orgy.’

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

39 minutes ago, Exposition said:

 

 

Congress to Death Eater pipeline?

[atomheartbevo 89,452]

We need to encourage Cawthorn and his fans and Dark MAGA to take on all establishment Republicans.

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

I don’t think true Maga will take kindly to being called dark Maga. 

[Satchel 6,908]

34 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Congress to Death Eater pipeline?

What’s “gentile politics”?