Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

[Chad Fuck 17567]

6 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Wait, the dude lost money being a Congressman? How the hell does that happen?

He rolled over on GQP Eyes Wide Shut orgies.

Fidally-Ho, yo.

[RDCanecutter 26289]

17 hours ago, elfenix said:

this is a photo of the IRS's austin office's cafeteria:

That food looks awful.

[Js1 85119]

8 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Wait, the dude lost money being a Congressman? How the hell does that happen?

Gotta keep the grift going long enough to start to make the real money

[atomheartbevo 89453]

7 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Wait, the dude lost money being a Congressman? How the hell does that happen?

 "You know, suffering from a brain injury after the accident definitely I think it slowed my brain down a little bit. Made me less intelligent. And the pain also made reading and studying very difficult."<sup>[
- Madison Cawthorn</sup>

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Every trip to Chick-Fil-A feels like an egregious trip.

"When you need to refuel between fake raids on mannequins in bed and humping on your buddies while nude, there's nothing that beats Chick-Fil-A"

- Madison C., probably.

[Beau Vine 54008]

No wonder he can't afford his own car.

[Bama Chick 28596]

lol this fool is going to be living off disability checks within the year.

[pacman 7331]

His buddy Trump will teach him how to offload his failures on the American people...

[Longhorn_Fan68 33844]

1 hour ago, pacman said:

His buddy Trump will teach him how to offload his failures on the American people...

nah, he's already a gqp footnote. he embarrassed them. he'll be completely forgotten by midterms

[Pescado_Rojo 19332]

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nah, he's already a gqp footnote. he embarrassed them. he'll be completely forgotten by midterms

The Peter Principal in real time. He definitely rolled to close to the sun. 

[TexasEd 8064]

23 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Where’s the nose of the plane?

I was there

[Chad Fuck 17567]

I was there

Damn. You telling that story here or the IRS thread? Because I want to hear it.

[atomheartbevo 89453]

6 hours ago, pacman said:

His buddy Trump will teach him how to offload his failures on the American people...

He’s a loser now.  Trump doesn’t know who he is.  Will claim that the only Republican on wheels that he knows is Abbott.

[TexasEd 8064]

On 8/18/2022 at 6:13 PM, Chad Fuck said:

Damn. You telling that story here or the IRS thread? Because I want to hear it.

I’ve told it here and at Shaggy before. I worked 1 block away at the time. I have video too. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12420]

Seven years from now Madison will be living under a bridge, drunk, telling his drunken homeless friends that he used to be a U.S. congressman and they'll just be rolling their eyes in disbelief like "there he goes again."

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

This die better end up like Uncle Dan.

[jimmyjazz 45563]

On 8/18/2022 at 4:30 PM, TexasEd said:

I was there

I drove by about a minute after the crash.  I'm probably on 183 in your photo.  Freaked me out.

[AUinHsv 576]

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I drove by about a minute after the crash.  I'm probably on 183 in your photo.  Freaked me out.

Didn't see it but I had just turned off 183 to get to Pickel Center. Wondered what all the sirens were when I was parking

[jimmyjazz 45563]

Just now, AUinHsv said:

Didn't see it but I had just turned off 183 to get to Pickel Center. 

Spent 7.5 years of my life there.  Failed to improve national defense any significant amount, so I did my part.

[tx 3 putt 76417]

 

[Aqua Buddha 14524]

Saucy:

 

[Bullneck 18989]

On 8/18/2022 at 2:15 PM, Bama Chick said:

lol this fool is going to be living off Bootstraps Anonymous checks within the year.

 

[Queen Bitch 1692]

Things ya love to see

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Job abandonment isn’t a thing for congress?

[Pescado_Rojo 19332]

If you don't get invited to the coke fueled orgies, then what's the point? 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

35 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Things ya love to see

His constituents: hey, he's just like us! Oh....wait....um....

[elfenix 34180]

What does Madison Cawthorn do now?

 

[tx 3 putt 76417]

39 minutes ago, elfenix said:

What does Madison Cawthorn do now?

 

 

he'll soon be selling blow jobs at truck stops 

[Dnaguy 11777]

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

If you don't get invited to the coke fueled orgies, then what's the point? 

[Beau Vine 54008]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Job abandonment isn’t a thing for congress?

For just a split second, I felt a tinge of sorrow for the people in his district who now have zero representation in Congress.

But then I remembered that he never has and was never going to actually represent the interests of his constituents because he's a Republican politician, and they voted for him, so fuck them.  

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

For just a split second, I felt a tinge of sorrow for the people in his district who now have zero representation in Congress.

But then I remembered that he never has and was never going to actually represent the interests of his constituents because he's a Republican politician, and they voted for him, so fuck them.  

I was thinking more in terms of he keeps getting paid and there should be recourse for that. 

[Js1 85119]

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he'll soon be selling blow jobs at truck stops 

Soon??

[Brisketexan 104638]

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

If you don't get invited to the coke fueled orgies, then what's the point? 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

The good people of his NC district have learned that when you elect an immature young man that only cares about the attention he receives, you basically do not have a representative in Congress.

There is a good reason that you often send the boring, older, local district attorney to Congress because they have a track record of serving the public. They may not be perfect but they have an understanding that the job only starts when you win an election.

And even if the eventually they send you packing, you keep serving them to the last day. That's what you're being paid to do. Madison is taking home 175K per year but does nothing. 

[YGIFS 19449]

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

If you don't get invited to the coke fueled orgies, then what's the point? 

Coke-fueled orgies with models and members of Congress, Madison?  
 

best I can do is meth-influenced devil’s threeway outside Pineola, NC

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Soon??

Selling?

[Beau Vine 54008]

He seems to be doing really well:

 

[jimmyjazz 45563]

Holy shit.  "Cult" doesn't even begin to describe it.

[Neonmoon 38127]

Everything that dumb twink said is demonstrably false. 

[YGIFS 19449]

He was using that type of light to un-dialate his pupils.  He is obviously whacked out on blow in that video.  Not saying it was from Don, Jr.  But I'm not not saying that either.  

[C-Man 27068]

14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Everything that dumb twink said is demonstrably false. 

He really is almost as stupid as Herschel when you get right down to it. At least Herschel can blame 25 years of competitive football for his cognitive issues.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2394]

Bled for us?  By cutting himself shaving?

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Just now, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Bled for us?  By cutting himself shaving?

Hemorrhoids from Twitter on the shitter.

[jimmyjazz 45563]

1 minute ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Bled for us?  By cutting himself shaving?

[TexasHooch 5117]

 

[Matuka 1305]

I'm picking Madison in my 2023 death pool.

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

He looks like Mr Freeze

Happy borntday to this thread.

Edited November 16, 2022 by TheStoicPaisano

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

He seems to be doing really well:

 

Did I miss something? Is Joe Biden "wearing the exact same clothes as some frickin' communist dictator does in China?"

"I want a president who people are terrified of."

[Satchel 6908]

34 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

 

Madison would rather be a bootlicker for Trump than to work the front counter at the UPS Store. Those are his options.

[washparkhorn 9935]

His rant reminds me of the Jack Black character in Bob Roberts.