Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

[bolverk 29413]

 

[Bullneck 18989]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

 

Last I heard he went way out over his skis and committed to campaign spending during the primaries he wasn't able to repay.  I wonder if that's been taken care of as well?

[A-Tex Devil 2445]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

 

Speaking engagements.  You think she does angertainment for free?  

[jimmyjazz 45563]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

 

But but but Nancy Pelosi!!!

[TexArcher 37526]

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

Pretty sure they both got the money from sucking Ted Cruz's dick.

[elfenix 34180]

damnit moog and @TexasHooch beat me to it

 

[tchookem 3900]

If you don't get invited to the coke fueled orgies, then what's the point? 

He was only there to watch anyway.

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4 hours ago, Satchel said:

Madison would rather be a bootlicker for Trump than to work the front counter at the UPS Store. Those are his options.

He has no idea that Trump gives no shits about him now that he’s a loser.

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53 minutes ago, tchookem said:

On 10/11/2022 at 11:36 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

If you don't get invited to the coke fueled orgies, then what's the point? 

He was only there to watch anyway.

[The Dog 43813]

 

[Sbbruin 21743]

11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Following in the footsteps of his lord and master,

[Macanudo 12928]

12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Following in the footsteps of his lord and master,

Rollin', rollin', rollin, keep those wheels a rollin'.

[Aqua Buddha 14524]

13 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Following in the footsteps of his lord and master,

Well, technically he's not following in anyone's "footsteps," if you know what mean.

[DixonHur 11232]

33 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Guess he's just not a stand up guy.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

Amazing that any law firm would represent the MAGAT candidates without a full prepayment. 

[Brisketexan 104638]

Amazing that any law firm would represent the MAGAT candidates without a full prepayment. 

Representing a MAGAT and NOT getting paid up front is ironclad proof that you aren’t qualified to practice law and avoid be disbarred.

[Beau Vine 54008]

 

[Biff Tannen 45500]

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Maybe they shouldn't have voted for him?

[DigglerontheHoof 21069]

Yeah, fuck 'em.  They sound like a bunch of trump cunts.  Reap/sow

[elfenix 34180]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

probably got his phone cut off for lack of payment

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

probably got his phone cut off for lack of payment

Nah I’m sure he’s still on his parents’ plan

[elfenix 34180]

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nah I’m sure he’s still on his parents’ plan

[SydneyCarton 47890]

11 hours ago, elfenix said:

probably got his phone cut off for lack of payment

 

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nah I’m sure he’s still on his parents’ plan

Take celebrity net worth sites for what they're worth, but they think the kid is worth north of 40 million. Multiple homes, cars, stock portfolios. 

And we know he bought this:

https://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/madison-cawthorn-buys-florida-home/

[Js1 85119]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Take celebrity net worth sites for what they're worth, but they think the kid is worth north of 40 million. Multiple homes, cars, stock portfolios. 

And we know he bought this:

https://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/madison-cawthorn-buys-florida-home/

Funny if you think he bought it himself and not someone whose going to fund his run for office in Floridastan 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

I was basing my comment on the fact that the dodge (that’s modified for him to drive) he keeps getting pulled over in is registered to his dad. 

[SydneyCarton 47890]

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Funny if you think he bought it himself and not someone whose going to fund his run for office in Floridastan 

Lol. I fail to see how that matters. In fact, it makes it more infuriating. If the homes and cars and stocks are in his name now, it's his money. Plus the millions he made of the Lets Go Brandon Crypto. 

[smuggs 9342]

26 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

And we know he bought this:

https://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/madison-cawthorn-buys-florida-home/

He needs to be careful - I don't see an aquatic pool lift installed.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

9 minutes ago, smuggs said:

He needs to be careful - I don't see an aquatic pool lift installed.

 

[Gil Bang 25899]

 

 

[Beau Vine 54008]

You know you've missed him:

 

[Thrawn 538]

Shouldn't he be wearing a life vest? Nah, I'm sure he is a great swimmer.  

[Sawbonz 27443]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You know you've missed him:

 

Never heard him speak holy shit 

 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

27 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Never heard him speak holy shit 

 

 

Speaking of which, he used to be married to a crossfitter why isn't his upper body better developed? He's already skipping leg day.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20345]

This is how fucking dumb the electorate is.

Madison Cawthorn was elected in his race against Moe Davis. Moe Davis is is a retired Air Force colonel, attorney, educator, and former administrative law judge. This is a photo of him. I mean, what the fuck, people?  Cawthron beat Davis 54.5-42.4. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20345]

Dang it ... meant to write  "Moe Davis is is a retired Air Force colonel, attorney, educator, and former administrative law judge. This is a photo of him. I mean, what the fuck, people? Cawthorn had a D average in THE ONE SEMESTER OF COLLEGE LEVEL CLASSES HE'S EVER TAKEN, which was at PATRICK HENRY COLLEGE."

[Pescado_Rojo 19332]

[Bullneck 18989]

 

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Goon with a caret in his eye.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

I was hoping this thread was bumped because he died.  Ah well, nevertheless. 

[YGIFS 19449]

There's gotta be a way we can get him to roll dirty on Rainey Street and find himself in Town Lake.  not that nicole would have anything to do with it   

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

There's gotta be a way we can get him to roll dirty on Rainey Street and find himself in Town Lake.  not that nicole would have anything to do with it   

She's not his type, because she's a woman and she's not his cousin.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33844]

wrong thread

Edited May 6, 2023 by Longhorn_Fan68

[Blotto 23434]

Not sure why, but I found myself wondering what idiocy this shitstain was up to these days. Well, now I know....this cracked me up. Scroll through to the 3rd "slide" of this insta link for the video:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvnQszXvM3n/?hl=en

 

I definitely feel safer knowing that Madison and his chauffeur stand ready to protect us from....I dont know, something. 

[BamaATL 16592]

[Gil Bang 25899]

 

[mantis toboggan 847]

Must have rolled right into him. 

[jimmyjazz 45563]

You'd think he'd be a little more careful driving, given his history in car accidents.

[Goredho 17349]

I was really hoping that burly copy was going to start saying, "I've seen a lot of spinals, dude.  And this guys a fake.  A fucking goldbricker.  This guy fucking walks.  I've never been more certain of anything in my life..." followed by

 

[YGIFS 19449]

That awkward moment when the officer shouts, “Step out the car!”

Edited April 16 by YGIFS

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

He's been hanging out in Florida of late; earlier this month he was at an event in Fort Meyers with Roger Stone sponsored by the Lee County GOP. Trying to stay relevant I suppose.