Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

[bolverk 30175]

 

[Bullneck 19432]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

 

Last I heard he went way out over his skis and committed to campaign spending during the primaries he wasn't able to repay.  I wonder if that's been taken care of as well?

[A-Tex Devil 2492]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

 

Speaking engagements.  You think she does angertainment for free?  

[jimmyjazz 46857]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

 

But but but Nancy Pelosi!!!

[TexArcher 38804]

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

Pretty sure they both got the money from sucking Ted Cruz's dick.

[elfenix 34635]

damnit moog and @TexasHooch beat me to it

 

[tchookem 3954]

If you don't get invited to the coke fueled orgies, then what's the point? 

He was only there to watch anyway.

[atomheartbevo 90479]

4 hours ago, Satchel said:

Madison would rather be a bootlicker for Trump than to work the front counter at the UPS Store. Those are his options.

He has no idea that Trump gives no shits about him now that he’s a loser.

[atomheartbevo 90479]

53 minutes ago, tchookem said:

On 10/11/2022 at 11:36 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

If you don't get invited to the coke fueled orgies, then what's the point? 

He was only there to watch anyway.

[The Dog 44715]

 

[Sbbruin 22058]

11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Following in the footsteps of his lord and master,

[Macanudo 13222]

12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Following in the footsteps of his lord and master,

Rollin', rollin', rollin, keep those wheels a rollin'.

[Aqua Buddha 14764]

13 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Following in the footsteps of his lord and master,

Well, technically he's not following in anyone's "footsteps," if you know what mean.

[DixonHur 11920]

33 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Guess he's just not a stand up guy.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13656]

Amazing that any law firm would represent the MAGAT candidates without a full prepayment. 

[Brisketexan 106430]

Amazing that any law firm would represent the MAGAT candidates without a full prepayment. 

Representing a MAGAT and NOT getting paid up front is ironclad proof that you aren’t qualified to practice law and avoid be disbarred.

[Beau Vine 55743]

 

[Biff Tannen 46025]

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Maybe they shouldn't have voted for him?

[DigglerontheHoof 21510]

Yeah, fuck 'em.  They sound like a bunch of trump cunts.  Reap/sow

[elfenix 34635]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

probably got his phone cut off for lack of payment

[Pato del Muerto 53273]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

probably got his phone cut off for lack of payment

Nah I’m sure he’s still on his parents’ plan

[elfenix 34635]

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nah I’m sure he’s still on his parents’ plan

[SydneyCarton 49206]

11 hours ago, elfenix said:

probably got his phone cut off for lack of payment

 

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nah I’m sure he’s still on his parents’ plan

Take celebrity net worth sites for what they're worth, but they think the kid is worth north of 40 million. Multiple homes, cars, stock portfolios. 

And we know he bought this:

https://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/madison-cawthorn-buys-florida-home/

[Js1 86752]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Take celebrity net worth sites for what they're worth, but they think the kid is worth north of 40 million. Multiple homes, cars, stock portfolios. 

And we know he bought this:

https://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/madison-cawthorn-buys-florida-home/

Funny if you think he bought it himself and not someone whose going to fund his run for office in Floridastan 

[Pato del Muerto 53273]

I was basing my comment on the fact that the dodge (that’s modified for him to drive) he keeps getting pulled over in is registered to his dad. 

[SydneyCarton 49206]

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Funny if you think he bought it himself and not someone whose going to fund his run for office in Floridastan 

Lol. I fail to see how that matters. In fact, it makes it more infuriating. If the homes and cars and stocks are in his name now, it's his money. Plus the millions he made of the Lets Go Brandon Crypto. 

[smuggs 9392]

26 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

And we know he bought this:

https://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/madison-cawthorn-buys-florida-home/

He needs to be careful - I don't see an aquatic pool lift installed.

 

[Pato del Muerto 53273]

9 minutes ago, smuggs said:

He needs to be careful - I don't see an aquatic pool lift installed.

 

[Gil Bang 26170]

 

 

[Beau Vine 55743]

You know you've missed him:

 

[Thrawn 538]

Shouldn't he be wearing a life vest? Nah, I'm sure he is a great swimmer.  

[Sawbonz 28041]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You know you've missed him:

 

Never heard him speak holy shit 

 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13254]

27 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Never heard him speak holy shit 

 

 

Speaking of which, he used to be married to a crossfitter why isn't his upper body better developed? He's already skipping leg day.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20830]

This is how fucking dumb the electorate is.

Madison Cawthorn was elected in his race against Moe Davis. Moe Davis is is a retired Air Force colonel, attorney, educator, and former administrative law judge. This is a photo of him. I mean, what the fuck, people?  Cawthron beat Davis 54.5-42.4. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20830]

Dang it ... meant to write  "Moe Davis is is a retired Air Force colonel, attorney, educator, and former administrative law judge. This is a photo of him. I mean, what the fuck, people? Cawthorn had a D average in THE ONE SEMESTER OF COLLEGE LEVEL CLASSES HE'S EVER TAKEN, which was at PATRICK HENRY COLLEGE."

[Pescado_Rojo 19544]

[Bullneck 19432]

 

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9947]

Goon with a caret in his eye.

[Fudge Nuggets 19397]

I was hoping this thread was bumped because he died.  Ah well, nevertheless. 

[YGIFS 19455]

There's gotta be a way we can get him to roll dirty on Rainey Street and find himself in Town Lake.  not that nicole would have anything to do with it   

[atomheartbevo 90479]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

There's gotta be a way we can get him to roll dirty on Rainey Street and find himself in Town Lake.  not that nicole would have anything to do with it   

She's not his type, because she's a woman and she's not his cousin.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34070]

wrong thread

Edited May 6, 2023 by Longhorn_Fan68

[Blotto 23947]

Not sure why, but I found myself wondering what idiocy this shitstain was up to these days. Well, now I know....this cracked me up. Scroll through to the 3rd "slide" of this insta link for the video:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvnQszXvM3n/?hl=en

 

I definitely feel safer knowing that Madison and his chauffeur stand ready to protect us from....I dont know, something. 

[BamaATL 16593]

[Gil Bang 26170]

 

[mantis toboggan 850]

Must have rolled right into him. 

[jimmyjazz 46857]

You'd think he'd be a little more careful driving, given his history in car accidents.

[Goredho 17614]

I was really hoping that burly copy was going to start saying, "I've seen a lot of spinals, dude.  And this guys a fake.  A fucking goldbricker.  This guy fucking walks.  I've never been more certain of anything in my life..." followed by

 

[YGIFS 19455]

That awkward moment when the officer shouts, “Step out the car!”

Edited April 16 by YGIFS

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

He's been hanging out in Florida of late; earlier this month he was at an event in Fort Meyers with Roger Stone sponsored by the Lee County GOP. Trying to stay relevant I suppose.