Beefcake Cawthorn is a proselytizing jackass who needs his own thread

[BamaATL 16593]

So does he have to wheel in a straight line or what?  

[The Ace of Aces 5366]

Every time this thread gets bumped I get my hopes up he died. One day I won’t be let down. 

[atomheartbevo 90476]

5 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Every time this thread gets bumped I get my hopes up he died. One day I won’t be let down. 

When that happens, I’m sure the flags in Texas will be lowered to half staff for our dearly departed Governor Cawthorn, while Lt. Governor Rittenhouse issues a moving statement.

[Nivek 17322]

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

When that happens, I’m sure the flags in Texas will be lowered to half staff for our dearly departed Governor Cawthorn, 

That's a about half too generous.

[fattyflattie 4640]

46 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He's been hanging out in Florida of late; earlier this month he was at an event in Fort Meyers with Roger Stone sponsored by the Lee County GOP. Trying to stay relevant I suppose.

Post upthread mentions him buying a house there. 

[Sheep Have Wool 1053]

29 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Post upthread mentions him buying a house there. 

Sounds like he's about to run for Congress in Michigan.

[Orale 1176]

The thought of him rolling out of that little crashed car is just bizarre.  

[YGIFS 19455]

22 minutes ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

Sounds like he's about to run for Congress in Michigan.

I wouldn't say he'll be running for it, Bob.  

[Bullneck 19432]

Wasn't the accident that crippled him in Florida, too.  He's a slow learner.

 

 

[BrickHorn 18414]

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Imagine my surprise when I read that Madison Cawthorne “rear-ended a state trooper” and the story turned out to be about a traffic accident.  

[C-Man 27623]

That awkward moment when the officer shouts, “Step out the car!”

“Stand up, Chuck. Let ‘em see ya.”

[Pancho 45988]

 

[Js1 86751]

He ain’t gonna fuck y-

Actually he might 

[Satchel 6965]

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

If cons believe that LeBron James should shut up and dribble, why shouldn’t this guy shut up and kick?

[Genco 3053]