Husband blames farts on dog. Wife spends thousands getting dog tested for stinky farts.

[crash_davis 23113]

https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/wife-blows-thousands-on-vet-bills-after-husband-blames-his-farts-on-the-dog-c-1503447

A wife has revealed how she blew thousands on vet bills after her husband blamed his farts on the dog.

The pregnant woman said her dog Jerry underwent expensive tests after she became concerned about his “unbelievable” and “stinky” gas.

The ordeal started a month ago when the wife was left horrified by a “really disgusting” smell during dinner, which her husband claimed was caused by the dog.

But after weeks of panicking and mounting vet bills, the husband finally came clean.

Angry, the wife kicked her husband out of their home and said he was even shunned by his family over the low blow.

 

The story reminds me of an old joke. Stop me if you heard this one before.

A guy, we'll call him Kevin, is meeting his girlfriend's family for the first time. He really likes her and doesn't want to screw it up. One the way to her house, he starts having stomach cramps and incredibly stanky farts.

He is greeted at the door by his excited girlfriend, is introduced to the family and the dog Rusty. The whole time he's dying by trying to keep the farts from ripping.

They sit down to dinner, they start eating. Rusty sits on the floor underneath the dinning table. Kevin is dying. His stomach is doing knots wanting to fart. In the middle of dinner, he can't hold it anymore and a rips a huge, stanky fart. 

The mom yells, Rusty!!!!

Kevin thinks, "Holy shit. This is awesome. The mom thinks it's Rusty." 

Feeling emboldened, he soon rips another one. 

The mom again screams, "RUSTY!"

He's laughing inside and feeling like God has his back.

Minutes later, he rips another one.

The mom screams, "Rusty, get out from under the table or Kevin's going to kill you!"

[SquishMitten 10408]

Kicking him out of the house is a bit extreme

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

 

Vet should have replied: "Call me when the dog's farts don't smell."

[NorthLoop 14210]

Pussy defeated. 

[davidg 4038]

 

[AUS-97HORN 11782]

damn.... thats a lot of money to discover dog farts stink just a little less than her husband's

[Clintonaldo 2574]

That’s the reason I got a dog. 

[General Specific 3262]

That’s the reason I got a dog. 

That’s why I have two dogs!

[Clintonaldo 2574]

That’s why I have two dogs!

I actually have 3. Lol


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[ChickenSandwich 9840]

Poor bitch

[hacker 184]

[Al Czervik 1229]

Isn’t there already a thread for this behavior? 

[RollLeft 5045]

[Your Mom 4806]

5 hours ago, hacker said:

That was my kids favorite book when he was a toddler.

[texasjacket 289]

Seems like the vet was a little to willing in taking money here. Also, it is like this wife had never had a dog before either. I have never been around one that did not have 'stinky' gas.

[HornOnTheBayou 8931]

1 hour ago, texasjacket said:

Seems like the vet was a little to willing in taking money here. Also, it is like this wife had never had a dog before either. I have never been around one that did not have 'stinky' gas.

This. When my dog stops stinking up the den is when I'll start to worry and call the vet.

[B00M 6416]

19 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Kicking him out of the house is a bit extreme

Yeah...

19 hours ago, crash_davis said:

https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/wife-blows-thousands-on-vet-bills-after-husband-blames-his-farts-on-the-dog-c-1503447

A wife has revealed how she blew thousands on vet bills after her husband blamed his farts on the dog.

The pregnant woman ...

Edited November 19, 2020 by B00M

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

14 hours ago, texasjacket said:

Seems like the vet was a little to willing in taking money here. Also, it is like this wife had never had a dog before either. I have never been around one that did not have 'stinky' gas.

 

In my experience, vets aren't any better than shady mechanics.

Even if there is nothing wrong with your dog, they'll find something wrong with your dog.

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

This guy deserves to get kicked out of the house for being a pussy that blames his farts on the dog.  If it's your house and you live there, just fart.  Who cares .  If you have to hide your farts from your wife, you probably shouldn't have married her. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Yeah fuck hiding your farts.  Every time I go over to my ex's place I rip one.  The last time she stopped by my place she came in and ripped one, and told me it was pay back.

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yeah fuck hiding your farts.  Every time I go over to my ex's place I rip one.  The last time she stopped by my place she came in and ripped one, and told me it was pay back.

You have to pay extra for that kind of action?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Only if it's a shart