Happy Thanksgiving, assholes.

[South Austin 53158]

Sipping my coffee, about to take the turkey out of the brine and fire up some Bloody Mary’s. 

Hope you all can find some peace today. I appreciate you this year more than ever.

[Biff Tannen 46069]

Fuck you. 

[deadshank 24654]

Salutations, greetings and best Thanksgiving wishes to all you slap dicks, shit on a sticks, meatheads, cocksuckers and buttholes.  
 

Enjoy the day.  We have much to be thankful for.  

Edited November 26, 2020 by deadshank

[TwiceHorn 32001]

When can I put up the Festivus pole?

[Surly Bevo 25661]

Happy Thanksgiving All.  Eat Shit Tom Herman!

[Js1 87009]

The only thing getting stuffed this holiday season is your mother. 

[deadshank 24654]

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The only thing getting stuffed this holiday season is your mother. 

She can take more length 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

[Anastasis 23705]

It’s a beautiful day today. God bless Texas and happy thanksgiving. 

[TKthunder2 5058]

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

It’s a beautiful day today. God bless Texas and happy thanksgiving. 

Last day it’s going to hit 70 for a little while.  Enjoy it while you can.

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1108]

Damn, shoutout to the Kalahari resort in RR during the Macy's parade on NBC.

[Heme Doc 417]

I found this board and thought “What a bunch of assholes.  They’re just like me!”

Happy Thanksgiving you assholes

[futureman 22674]

I love every one of you. 

[ztejas 44114]

2 minutes ago, Heme Doc said:

I found this board and thought “What a bunch of assholes.  They’re just like me!”

Happy Thanksgiving you assholes

Edited November 26, 2020 by ztejas

[Helobious 9780]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Hope you all can find some peace today. I appreciate you this year more than ever.

[RDCanecutter 26858]

Pull my finger.

[Anastasis 23705]

I love dolly so hard. 

[futureman 22674]

Just now, Anastasis said:

I love dolly so hard. 

she still looks so good. 

[immamac 44212]

Gobble gobble mother fuckers. 

[Harrison Stafford 3391]

Fuck you and the turkey you rode in on.

[Native Horn 3570]

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

The only thing getting stuffed this holiday season is your mother. 

Is there a line to spatchcock her?

Happy T-giving ya fools.

[mdmost 43856]

 

[Gatorubet 30637]

It’s a beautiful day today. God bless Texas and happy thanksgiving. 

ALL STATES MATTER!!! ALL GODS MATTER!!! HAPPY ALL HOLIDAYS!!!

[burntorangebongos 10809]

5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

When can I put up the Festivus pole?

That is what she wants to know?  Riiiide the white pooonyyy. 

[bolverk 30248]

Happy Thanksgiving!
🍁🍽🦃🍂

 

[workswithseed 2201]

Happy Thanksgiving to yall. I get tofurky today. Damned vegans.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

I remembered this story, but this year is bittersweet. RIP Lonnie.

 

[Anastasis 23705]

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

ALL STATES MATTER!!! ALL GODS MATTER!!! HAPPY ALL HOLIDAYS!!!

I am thankful on this day that I have no connection in any way to Florida. 

[Gatorubet 30637]

I am thankful on this day that I have no connection in any way to Florida. 

The manatees may forgive you for this...but I won’t.

[dcbc 14643]

12 hours ago, South Austin said:

Sipping my coffee, about to take the turkey out of the brine and fire up some Bloody Mary’s. 

Hope you all can find some peace today. I appreciate you this year more than ever.

We may be mashed tater enemies, but we were Bloody Mary synchronous souls today.