Cowboys vs Washington Football Team: Turkey Day Edition

[totallynotabuttpirate 5492]

Fucking awful "country" pop rock bullshit. 

[Txslnghrns 1359]

[Tommy Shelby 189]

Who gets the ball after the half?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8985]

Creed> this

[BrazilHorn 6857]

Is this the “Nickleback” of country music?

this fucking blows. 

[4th&Five 42027]

Was that taped? It’s not that dark outside. 

[Horn80 6362]

Jerrah and goober clan no doubt doing high fives for shit half-time show.

[wood 11775]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Is this the “Nickleback” of country music?

this fucking blows. 

I thought I was watching the first country 'boy band'. Who is this db?

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Was that taped? It’s not that dark outside. 

Artificial eclipse.  Sun was back up when they returned from commercial.

[Party_Taco 3904]

Was that taped? It’s not that dark outside. 

Either that, or Emmy Award winning live production...

Yes, 100% taped trash.

[Surly Bevo 25785]

I’m sitting here 15 miles northwest of Cowboy stadium and was thinking either taped or Gozar was about to make an appearance at the Death Star.

[Trey3216 15453]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

I’m sitting here 10 miles northwest of Cowboy stadium and was thinking either taped or Gozar was about to make an appearance at the Death Star.

Choose.  Choose the form of The Destructor.  

[Surly Bevo 25785]

Choose.  Choose the form of The Destructor.  

[LTtxfan 50038]

24 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

These play calls man... woof

Agree...

[Sgt Hulk 14472]

Another fucking fumble 

[Sgt Hulk 14472]

Fuck right off zeke 

[Trey3216 15453]

And Zeke back to early season form 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5492]

Nah man, Zeke is the best player on the team. Keep feeding him the rock. 

[Sgt Hulk 14472]

Just end the game already and out season please.  Covid protocols for everyone until feb 

[Bigbend1812 13063]

Elliott is ass my dude 

[LTtxfan 50038]

DANG ZEKE...😠

[Newdoc 3511]

Annnnd Elliot now has more fumbles than touchdowns. 

[Longboard Horn 41408]

Any of you fuckers here? My brother and I are drunk at the stadium. 

[NTVTXN 1439]

What is that Fumble #7?

TRADE.

[FloridaHorn 4887]

15 million per season....$1 per fumble.

[Longboard Horn 41408]

1 minute ago, NTVTXN said:

What is that Fumble #7?

TRADE.

Zeke sucks. Pollard is so much better

[former alkie 72]

Is there any fucking valid reason why Pollard isn’t getting any carries?

I fucking hate this coaching staff, this team, and everybody associated with it.....even including Frisco

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Bench Zeke. He's a bum.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Does Zeke have one 20 yard run this year? 

Pollard is better and doesn't fumble.

[Surly Bevo 25785]

Does Zeke have one 20 yard run this year? 
Pollard is better and doesn't fumble.

I think 21 or something like that is longest run of season.

[kevwun 16450]

Pollard hits the line like he was shot out of a cannon.  I remember when Zeke was fast.  Shocking that a dude who parties all off-season is already noticeably slower when he should still be in his prime.

[Horn80 6362]

8 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Elliott is ass my dude 

Think Zeke is probably a dope head and it’s effecting his game.

[Drew 2934]

Of course it’s holding.

Fuck this team. Fuck these refs. Fuck the WFT.

[TonyTexas 10796]

7 minutes ago, former alkie said:

Is there any fucking valid reason why Pollard isn’t getting any carries?

I fucking hate this coaching staff, this team, and everybody associated with it.....even including Frisco

There are 15,000,000 reasons

[Drew 2934]

God for every good throw Dalton makes he makes 3 like that. Ugh.

[Trey3216 15453]

Helluva punt.  This guy has already punted better in 2 weeks than Jones did the last 3 years.   

[Willfully Horn 8290]

Althea to the break.

[Bigbend1812 13063]

13 minutes ago, former alkie said:

Is there any fucking valid reason why Pollard isn’t getting any carries?

I fucking hate this coaching staff, this team, and everybody associated with it.....even including Frisco

Same reason they don’t throw to CeeDee.

[DDD Dad 14663]

Same reason they don’t throw to CeeDee.

Playing for draft pick?

[Guest]

Thank you Dallas Cowboys for reminding me how shitty you can attempt to play the game of football.

 

Fuck you and go die.

 

Happy Thanksgiving, motherfuckers.  Choke on a drumstick.  You choke on everything else.

[Trey3216 15453]

He fucking caught that ball at the 5, how was a 1/2 the distance penalty placed at the 5? 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Kristinda Pink?

[Gucci_Suit 2829]

This is garbage. 

[LTtxfan 50038]

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

Thank you Dallas Cowboys for reminding me how shitty you can attempt to play the game of football.

Fuck you and go die.

Happy Thanksgiving, motherfuckers.  Choke on a drumstick.  You choke on everything else.

[TommyGufano 6027]

39 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Creed> this
 

 

 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Well that changes everything

[ButtFumble 5291]

that was a pretty bad ass pick

[Pam Cummings 9887]

Damn, if only he woulda scored.

[Pam Cummings 9887]

Yup shoulda scored. Stupid ass offense can't do shit.

[taybo20 3042]

Fuck these stupid ass plays