Cowboys vs Washington Football Team: Turkey Day Edition

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

Fucking awful "country" pop rock bullshit. 

[Txslnghrns 1351]

[Tommy Shelby 188]

Who gets the ball after the half?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Creed> this

[BrazilHorn 6576]

Is this the “Nickleback” of country music?

this fucking blows. 

[4th&Five 41457]

Was that taped? It’s not that dark outside. 

[Horn80 6075]

Jerrah and goober clan no doubt doing high fives for shit half-time show.

[wood 11121]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Is this the “Nickleback” of country music?

this fucking blows. 

I thought I was watching the first country 'boy band'. Who is this db?

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Was that taped? It’s not that dark outside. 

Artificial eclipse.  Sun was back up when they returned from commercial.

[Party_Taco 3674]

Was that taped? It’s not that dark outside. 

Either that, or Emmy Award winning live production...

Yes, 100% taped trash.

[Surly Bevo 24695]

I’m sitting here 15 miles northwest of Cowboy stadium and was thinking either taped or Gozar was about to make an appearance at the Death Star.

[Trey3216 15325]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

I’m sitting here 10 miles northwest of Cowboy stadium and was thinking either taped or Gozar was about to make an appearance at the Death Star.

Choose.  Choose the form of The Destructor.  

[Surly Bevo 24695]

Choose.  Choose the form of The Destructor.  

[LTtxfan 48962]

24 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

These play calls man... woof

Agree...

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

Another fucking fumble 

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

Fuck right off zeke 

[Trey3216 15325]

And Zeke back to early season form 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

Nah man, Zeke is the best player on the team. Keep feeding him the rock. 

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

Just end the game already and out season please.  Covid protocols for everyone until feb 

[Bigbend1812 12884]

Elliott is ass my dude 

[LTtxfan 48962]

DANG ZEKE...😠

[Newdoc 3429]

Annnnd Elliot now has more fumbles than touchdowns. 

[Longboard Horn 40123]

Any of you fuckers here? My brother and I are drunk at the stadium. 

[NTVTXN 1432]

What is that Fumble #7?

TRADE.

[FloridaHorn 4735]

15 million per season....$1 per fumble.

[Longboard Horn 40123]

1 minute ago, NTVTXN said:

What is that Fumble #7?

TRADE.

Zeke sucks. Pollard is so much better

[former alkie 72]

Is there any fucking valid reason why Pollard isn’t getting any carries?

I fucking hate this coaching staff, this team, and everybody associated with it.....even including Frisco

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Bench Zeke. He's a bum.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Does Zeke have one 20 yard run this year? 

Pollard is better and doesn't fumble.

[Surly Bevo 24695]

Does Zeke have one 20 yard run this year? 
Pollard is better and doesn't fumble.

I think 21 or something like that is longest run of season.

[kevwun 15619]

Pollard hits the line like he was shot out of a cannon.  I remember when Zeke was fast.  Shocking that a dude who parties all off-season is already noticeably slower when he should still be in his prime.

[Horn80 6075]

8 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Elliott is ass my dude 

Think Zeke is probably a dope head and it’s effecting his game.

[Drew 2331]

Of course it’s holding.

Fuck this team. Fuck these refs. Fuck the WFT.

[TonyTexas 10481]

7 minutes ago, former alkie said:

Is there any fucking valid reason why Pollard isn’t getting any carries?

I fucking hate this coaching staff, this team, and everybody associated with it.....even including Frisco

There are 15,000,000 reasons

[Drew 2331]

God for every good throw Dalton makes he makes 3 like that. Ugh.

[Trey3216 15325]

Helluva punt.  This guy has already punted better in 2 weeks than Jones did the last 3 years.   

[Willfully Horn 7913]

Althea to the break.

[Bigbend1812 12884]

13 minutes ago, former alkie said:

Is there any fucking valid reason why Pollard isn’t getting any carries?

I fucking hate this coaching staff, this team, and everybody associated with it.....even including Frisco

Same reason they don’t throw to CeeDee.

[DDD Dad 14250]

Same reason they don’t throw to CeeDee.

Playing for draft pick?

[Guest]

Thank you Dallas Cowboys for reminding me how shitty you can attempt to play the game of football.

 

Fuck you and go die.

 

Happy Thanksgiving, motherfuckers.  Choke on a drumstick.  You choke on everything else.

[Trey3216 15325]

He fucking caught that ball at the 5, how was a 1/2 the distance penalty placed at the 5? 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Kristinda Pink?

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

This is garbage. 

[LTtxfan 48962]

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

Thank you Dallas Cowboys for reminding me how shitty you can attempt to play the game of football.

Fuck you and go die.

Happy Thanksgiving, motherfuckers.  Choke on a drumstick.  You choke on everything else.

[TommyGufano 6021]

39 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Creed> this
 

 

 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Well that changes everything

[ButtFumble 5158]

that was a pretty bad ass pick

[Pam Cummings 9567]

Damn, if only he woulda scored.

[Pam Cummings 9567]

Yup shoulda scored. Stupid ass offense can't do shit.

[taybo20 2815]

Fuck these stupid ass plays