Cowboys vs Washington Football Team: Turkey Day Edition

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

Fucking awful "country" pop rock bullshit. 

[Txslnghrns 1353]

[Tommy Shelby 188]

Who gets the ball after the half?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Creed> this

[BrazilHorn 6611]

Is this the “Nickleback” of country music?

this fucking blows. 

[4th&Five 41558]

Was that taped? It’s not that dark outside. 

[Horn80 6127]

Jerrah and goober clan no doubt doing high fives for shit half-time show.

[wood 11226]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Is this the “Nickleback” of country music?

this fucking blows. 

I thought I was watching the first country 'boy band'. Who is this db?

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Was that taped? It’s not that dark outside. 

Artificial eclipse.  Sun was back up when they returned from commercial.

[Party_Taco 3734]

Was that taped? It’s not that dark outside. 

Either that, or Emmy Award winning live production...

Yes, 100% taped trash.

[Surly Bevo 25000]

I’m sitting here 15 miles northwest of Cowboy stadium and was thinking either taped or Gozar was about to make an appearance at the Death Star.

[Trey3216 15346]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

I’m sitting here 10 miles northwest of Cowboy stadium and was thinking either taped or Gozar was about to make an appearance at the Death Star.

Choose.  Choose the form of The Destructor.  

[Surly Bevo 25000]

Choose.  Choose the form of The Destructor.  

[LTtxfan 49212]

24 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

These play calls man... woof

Agree...

[Sgt Hulk 13759]

Another fucking fumble 

[Sgt Hulk 13759]

Fuck right off zeke 

[Trey3216 15346]

And Zeke back to early season form 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

Nah man, Zeke is the best player on the team. Keep feeding him the rock. 

[Sgt Hulk 13759]

Just end the game already and out season please.  Covid protocols for everyone until feb 

[Bigbend1812 12925]

Elliott is ass my dude 

[LTtxfan 49212]

DANG ZEKE...😠

[Newdoc 3448]

Annnnd Elliot now has more fumbles than touchdowns. 

[Longboard Horn 40326]

Any of you fuckers here? My brother and I are drunk at the stadium. 

[NTVTXN 1432]

What is that Fumble #7?

TRADE.

[FloridaHorn 4761]

15 million per season....$1 per fumble.

[Longboard Horn 40326]

1 minute ago, NTVTXN said:

What is that Fumble #7?

TRADE.

Zeke sucks. Pollard is so much better

[former alkie 72]

Is there any fucking valid reason why Pollard isn’t getting any carries?

I fucking hate this coaching staff, this team, and everybody associated with it.....even including Frisco

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Bench Zeke. He's a bum.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Does Zeke have one 20 yard run this year? 

Pollard is better and doesn't fumble.

[Surly Bevo 25000]

Does Zeke have one 20 yard run this year? 
Pollard is better and doesn't fumble.

I think 21 or something like that is longest run of season.

[kevwun 15795]

Pollard hits the line like he was shot out of a cannon.  I remember when Zeke was fast.  Shocking that a dude who parties all off-season is already noticeably slower when he should still be in his prime.

[Horn80 6127]

8 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Elliott is ass my dude 

Think Zeke is probably a dope head and it’s effecting his game.

[Drew 2425]

Of course it’s holding.

Fuck this team. Fuck these refs. Fuck the WFT.

[TonyTexas 10515]

7 minutes ago, former alkie said:

Is there any fucking valid reason why Pollard isn’t getting any carries?

I fucking hate this coaching staff, this team, and everybody associated with it.....even including Frisco

There are 15,000,000 reasons

[Drew 2425]

God for every good throw Dalton makes he makes 3 like that. Ugh.

[Trey3216 15346]

Helluva punt.  This guy has already punted better in 2 weeks than Jones did the last 3 years.   

[Willfully Horn 8020]

Althea to the break.

[Bigbend1812 12925]

13 minutes ago, former alkie said:

Is there any fucking valid reason why Pollard isn’t getting any carries?

I fucking hate this coaching staff, this team, and everybody associated with it.....even including Frisco

Same reason they don’t throw to CeeDee.

[DDD Dad 14339]

Same reason they don’t throw to CeeDee.

Playing for draft pick?

[Guest]

Thank you Dallas Cowboys for reminding me how shitty you can attempt to play the game of football.

 

Fuck you and go die.

 

Happy Thanksgiving, motherfuckers.  Choke on a drumstick.  You choke on everything else.

[Trey3216 15346]

He fucking caught that ball at the 5, how was a 1/2 the distance penalty placed at the 5? 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Kristinda Pink?

[Gucci_Suit 2644]

This is garbage. 

[LTtxfan 49212]

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

Thank you Dallas Cowboys for reminding me how shitty you can attempt to play the game of football.

Fuck you and go die.

Happy Thanksgiving, motherfuckers.  Choke on a drumstick.  You choke on everything else.

[TommyGufano 6021]

39 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Creed> this
 

 

 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Well that changes everything

[ButtFumble 5180]

that was a pretty bad ass pick

[Pam Cummings 9644]

Damn, if only he woulda scored.

[Pam Cummings 9644]

Yup shoulda scored. Stupid ass offense can't do shit.

[taybo20 2870]

Fuck these stupid ass plays