Texans. Lions. Thanksgiving incompetence.

[ztejas 43,266]

Lions score on opening drive - AP punches it in.

JJ pick 6 on Stafford. Texans then miss the xp.

7-6 Lions 4:32 1 Q.

[ztejas 43,266]

Another Lions turnover - fumble at the 25.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Lol lions. Impressive level of incompetence over that 2 minute stretch 

Edited November 26, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[ztejas 43,266]

Just now, youdunnf'dup said:

Lol lions. Impressive level of incompetence over that 2 minute stretch 

They are who we knew they were. 

[Sleepygrad 1,029]

Texans: tripping over their dicks into mediocrity since 2000...or whenever

[Homercles 10,205]

Anyone else using a fire stick and getting errors on on CBS Sports?  I get error 468.  

[HtownHorn 14,491]

Lulz. The TE fell down and still was able to get up and pick up 15 yards without being touched.

[ztejas 43,266]

Just now, Homercles said:

Anyone else using a fire stick and getting errors on on CBS Sports?  I get error 468.  

I was trying to use their app on my phone to watch the champions league on Tuesday. It was terribad. Not surprised you're having errors. I would look for an alternative way to watch 🤷‍♂️

[UDontKnow 10,439]

I was fucking around and found Vince Young offering commentary on a Sky Sports broadcast of this game. 

http://freestreams-live1.com/detroit-lions-live-stream/

EDIT: Looks like Sky Sports bought the rights to the CBS stream, but in between breaks in the action, you see Vince Young fielding questions from a dude with a ridiculous accent (all English accents are ridiculous by default).

Edited November 26, 2020 by UDontKnow

[TonyTexas 10,482]

4 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

Texans: tripping over their dicks into mediocrity since 2000...or whenever

Compared to the Lions, the Texans are the NE Patriots

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Haha that’s definitely a fumble. Unreal

[Js1 85,127]

That’s a fumble 

[Nolacycling 893]

And again

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

This game is a lot more entertaining than I thought it would be.

[LTtxfan 48,986]

INEPT

[ButtFumble 5,158]

if JJ keeps playing like this the Texans might have to trade him for a $400 push cart or some shit like that

[ztejas 43,266]

Lmfao. Prosise should not be getting carries as an RB2. Fucking worthless. He's a practice squad guy - RB3 on a good day.

Our roster is such a trainwreck.

[Radical Larry 28,529]

Did both of these teams go out and get hammered before the game?

[LTtxfan 48,986]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Did both of these teams go out and get hammered before the game?

Might be time for fans to get hammered.... 😂

[ztejas 43,266]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Did both of these teams go out and get hammered before the game?

Have to cope with being in Detroit for Thanksgiving somehow.

[ztejas 43,266]

4 TDs scored so far. 3 by future 1st ballot HoFers. 1 by James Prosise. 

[Slacks 6,791]

My board would like this 14-13 score to hold up all game... At least this Q.

[RPM 26,231]

Woop!

[Mossyhorn 143]

Thinking about the Lions’ defenses of the past, I basically think of three guys:

Lem Barney;

Doug English (hook ‘em);

& Chris Spielman. 

[BradInATX 9,208]

I was promised a terrible game and boy has it delivered

[ztejas 43,266]

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

I was promised a terrible game and boy has it delivered

Huh? There's 37 points on the board. It's a 9 point game with the Lions driving. Maybe some bad football but it's certainly been an entertaining product.

[LTtxfan 48,986]

Incomplete right??

[LTtxfan 48,986]

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Incomplete right??

[Boogaloo 268]

This game stinks, god damn

[BradInATX 9,208]

Huh? There's 37 points on the board. It's a 9 point game with the Lions driving. Maybe some bad football but it's certainly been an entertaining product.

One team had 3 turnovers in one beer worth of time and the other team is only up 6 points. Don't think it requires much more explanation than that.

[IDIOTsavant 8,456]

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

One team had 3 turnovers in one beer worth of time and the other team is only up 6 points. Don't think it requires much more explanation than that.

This sounds like a you problem.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

One team had 3 turnovers in one beer worth of time and the other team is only up 6 points. Don't think it requires much more explanation than that.

I think you guys are saying two different things. This game has been very entertaining from start to finish IMO. It’s mainly because of the ineptitude, but Watson is fun to watch. 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Haha C’mon Hop. They fired BoB. They know they fucked up. 
 

 

[BradInATX 9,208]

This sounds like a you problem.

It's a marathon..

[RPM 26,231]

Jeeeeezus Christ!

[RPM 26,231]

BOOOOOM!

[Boogaloo 268]

That was pretty

[Js1 85,127]

Niiice 

[BradInATX 9,208]

I think you guys are saying two different things. This game has been very entertaining from start to finish IMO. It’s mainly because of the ineptitude, but Watson is fun to watch. 

For sure. It's not not entertaining.

If anything it's prescriptive of how much Houston plays below their talent. They came into the game as a better team than Detroit (records be damned), have all those takeaways, etc. They should be up 30. They are a decent team masquerading as a bad team.

ETA nice throw Watson

[TonyTexas 10,482]

I waa promised bad takes and boy,, does BradInAtx deliver. 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

I feel like that fullback dive only works in Madden. It never gets that yard.

Edited November 26, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[BradInATX 9,208]

I waa promised bad takes and boy,, does BradInAtx deliver. 

Not my fault your team manages to be the only team in football that is garbage with a top 5 QB. Having an elite QB is a cheat code to 9 wins for most teams that aren't bottom of the barrel franchises. But enjoy being shitty.

[RPM 26,231]

Razzle Dazzle!

Edited November 26, 2020 by RPM

[Trey3216 15,325]

Lulz

[Js1 85,127]

Looooolions

[Trey3216 15,325]

What a train wreck 

[WhatTheBuck 28,716]

That was a cool play. 

[ButtFumble 5,158]

detroit suck ass....The Texans suck cocks, but damn they are stomping the shit out of detriot now

[Slacks 6,791]

Wow

[Radical Larry 28,529]

Matt Patricia is gonna get his ass fired on Thanksgiving.