Iowa State Cyclones @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM on ABC [23-20 FINAL - Cyclones blow away Longhorns]

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Making FGs is hard 

[AUS-97HORN 11813]

wow  they lined up bad

[SDG 3319]

an extra chance.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 12465]

Dicker the dinker

[FloridaHorn 4769]

1 minute ago, SDG said:

Sam's throws seem off.  I thought 3 weeks would help.  

4 fucking years haven’t helped and you thought 3 weeks would make a difference?

Edited November 27, 2020 by FloridaHorn

[immamac 42894]

Incredible incompetence

[Firemans4Horn 18118]

Stand in the pocket and make the throw Sam. You can’t back peddle and be a second late on that route. 

[Paul Wesley 3288]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Waaay overthrown

well, considering how late he threw the out route, maybe it's good that it wasn't on target

[AUS-97HORN 11813]

well that gave us back 3 points we wouldnt have had

[Sgt Hulk 13819]

Quote

 

why arent we good 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Zero killer instimct

Suicide doesn’t count?

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

That’s a penalty I haven’t heard all year. 

[Izhmash 563]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

It may be impossible for this team to actually win anything that matters. 

It’s not OT yet...don’t give up hope!

[Bigbend1812 12927]

Nice rekick 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Big 12 is super bad. aggy will destroy OU in the cotton bowl. 

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Iowa State likes Tom Herman. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12465]

Matt Campbell must be retarded or something. How is he not absolutely embarrassing us? We have zero clue how to score 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

4 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Iowa State may have the worst pass rush I've seen this year

And here I thought our lineman were finally holding their own!

[Doc Reeves 6434]

JFC

[Nivek 16957]

Pom squad looking good. Redheads...

[Horn80 6131]

Chickenshit Herman taking FGs

[dcar00 14321]

Good job dicker

[SDG 3319]

Third consecutive possessions we scored points?  does someone want to remind them of the TO?

[4th&Five 41574]

13 points off 4 possessions inside the 30. Hard to do, Tom!

[JesusSweatDuck 17796]

Fuck this shit

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

The doink that never was

[FloridaHorn 4769]

13-14 coming right up.

[ztejas 43526]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Matt Campbell must be retarded or something. How is he not absolutely embarrassing us? We have zero clue how to score 

Because ISU never schemes against our advantages and think they will be fine if they just run their bread and butter.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12465]

God damn our offense is like an aborted fetus mixed with watery mashed potatoes and green bean casserole 

[AUS-97HORN 11813]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Chickenshit Herman taking FGs

how drunk are you?

[CUM2TX 11]

they are running like a 3-3 defense. why aren't we running more?

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, ztejas said:

Because ISU never schemes against our advantages and think they will be fine if they just run their bread and butter.

Mike Gundy school of coaching

[Funk Doctor Spock 12465]

Just now, ztejas said:

Because ISU never schemes against our advantages and think they will be fine if they just run their bread and butter.

Yeah, this is actually a perfect response. 

[Pato del Muerto 52553]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

13 points off 4 possessions inside the 30. Hard to do, Tom!

Hey pessimist, we were inside the 30 4 times in the first quarter. 
 

I’ll take 13 points every quarter.

Edited November 27, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

God damn our offense is like an aborted fetus mixed with watery mashed potatoes and green bean casserole 

Even that disaster is made worse by green bean casserole

[dcar00 14321]

Gonna have to hold isu to 24 to win this. Hope the D came to play.

[UDontKnow 10447]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

God damn our offense is like an aborted fetus mixed with watery mashed potatoes and green bean casserole 

I'm sorry for your Thanksgiving spread.

[alphahorn 1637]

the Tom Herman profile is to win this game, build expectations then lose to K St.

[Surly Bevo 25102]

Just now, CUM2TX said:

they are running like a 3-3 defense. why aren't we running more?

Tom decided this would be the game he shows all the fans he can open things up....trivial things like the opposing defensive alignment shouldn't concern you as a mere non-Mensa mortal

[Bigbend1812 12927]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

how drunk are you?

 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

1 minute ago, CUM2TX said:

they are running like a 3-3 defense. why aren't we running more?

we were and it worked. then we started to try and get PI every play

[LTtxfan 49328]

Over 200yds for HORNS in 1st quarter was a nice change to some of our slow starts...

[Stunns38 3538]

Pom squad looking good. Redheads...

I read that as Porn Squad....I need to get laid.

[ztejas 43526]

1 minute ago, CUM2TX said:

they are running like a 3-3 defense. why aren't we running more?

Bijan already got his 8 carries. We aren't allowed to run an elite talent down our opponents throats. Even though Texas won 3 national titles and a fuckload of confefence championships doing exactly that.

[Knoxtnhorn 6065]

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Pom squad looking good. Redheads...

She's mine.  Back off.

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Tom decided this would be the game he shows all the fans he can open things up....trivial things like the opposing defensive alignment shouldn't concern you as a mere non-Mensa mortal

Can't let the defense dictate Herman's gameplan, yo

[Dirk X West 772]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

God damn our offense is like an aborted fetus mixed with watery mashed potatoes and green bean casserole 

Aborted fetus is not real tasty, but it is very nutritious, sorta like brussel sprouts.

[RollLeft 5045]

just tuned in, what have i missed?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12465]

2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Even that disaster is made worse by green bean casserole

If it's my aunt's, absolutely. 

[CooperB 13]

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Big 12 is super bad. aggy will destroy OU in the cotton bowl. 

It’s 2020. Aggy will probably make the CFP...