Iowa State Cyclones @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM on ABC [23-20 FINAL - Cyclones blow away Longhorns]

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

this been discussed?

[ClubWhatever 12154]

Is his name really “ass” alley?

[OU Sucks 8907]

That dumbass WR begging for a flag when no one even touched him.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12492]

Tom looks still hungover from those Thanksgiving ravioli. He can't think straight 

[Longboard Horn 40432]

Yeah they missed the FG

[SDG 3319]

True story.  this game last year got me kicked out of the Alum bar for life here.  

[Dark Horse 2290]

Not losing at half? We have a shot boys. 

[Stunns38 3538]

That kick was Ass my dude

[UTEX_ME 4766]

leading at the half! Tom's chances go up substantially to win

[immamac 42916]

20 pages in 1st half. I was expecting like 12. 

[LTtxfan 49331]

Iowa State dominated time of possession in the 2nd quarter... Also gets the kickoff that starts the 3rd qtr.

(Texas with a little over 2 minutes time of possession in 2nd qtr)

[Surly Bevo 25139]

Ass My Dude

[RPM 26341]

Assalley missed the hole.

[elfenix 34331]

Jinxed by the vignette

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

[❌] Ass

[ ] Alley

[4th&Five 41586]

I learned in the first half that ou will prison rape either of these teams. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12492]

Did Dicker switch sides?

[RollLeft 5045]

The fg was ass

[OU Sucks 8907]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

this been discussed?

Yeah, back when he raped us in the Assalley

[F250 28814]

 

[westexhorn 2020]

Iowa kicker name checks out

[TexArcher 38025]

Ass Alley did not go right in the middle there, surprisingly.

 

[Sgt Hulk 13833]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Iowa State dominated time of possession in the 2nd quarter... Also gets the kickoff that starts the 3rd qtr.

(Texas with a little over 2 minutes time of possession in 2nd qtr)

offense is well rested and fresh 

[ztejas 43528]

Just now, SDG said:

True story.  this game last year got me kicked out of the Alum bar for life here.  

Cut from similar cloth, you and I. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12492]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

That kick was AssAlley my dude

Fify 

[RollLeft 5045]

just saw this on the field

 

 

[Dark Horse 2290]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

20 pages in 1st half. I was expecting like 12. 

Milana helped. 

[Bigbend1812 12927]

God damn .  Ass Alley.   Not such a wide thoroughfare.

[NorthLoop 14222]

Just now, RollLeft said:

The fg was ass

My dude

[Vito Andolini 9127]

Ass Alley is simply called the Red Light District in Amsterdam

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

Dicker vs AssAlley

[Funk Doctor Spock 12492]

Just now, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Dicker vs AssAlley

This needs all the love 

[MirrOlure 14817]

Im serious..does that dipshit kicker not know that you can legally change your name?

[ztejas 43528]

Sterns may have gotten his right hand on that fg. 

Would be nice if they, you know, showed a replay.

[T-shirt Sip 2107]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

In combination with your avatar this is a solid post. 

T & A. My two favorite letters of the alphabet. 

[Helobious 9464]

I don’t know what it is, I feel like anytime someone lines up for a long FG against us they will miss. Same when we punt on 4th & forever, they will rough our punter. It’s like clockwork. 

[stork642 4498]

1 minute ago, F250 said:

 

Dicker in the Assalley?  I’ll show myself out. 

[LTtxfan 49331]

Damn, a good 1st quarter...

Then:  "Winning is Hard" set in for Turtle-Tom 

[dcar00 14344]

Nice job D. Should be 20 to 10 with a competent O.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12492]

Y'all remember that time USC had a blind longsnapper and won 11 games? We have no blind people and we suck. 

[Helobious 9464]

Do none of you remember Assalley kicking a walk-off FG against us last year? 

[Bigbend1812 12927]

Half time 

[Longboard Horn 40432]

4 minutes ago, SDG said:

True story.  this game last year got me kicked out of the Alum bar for life here.  

Since we’re at halftime, story time please. Wtf did you do to get banned for life? 

[El Compadre 767]

18 minutes ago, immamac said:

Can this be our halftime discussion topic? 

Fucking yes. She's gorgeous

[Guest Lobo]

HammondAsConnery, "I'll take 'Ass Alley' for $400, Trebek."

Trebek, "Need I remind you, it's a category about Iowa State placekickers titled 'Assalley', Mr. Connery."

HammondAsConnery, "Your mother let me into her Alley of Ass for far less than $400, I assure you of that my friend!"

Trebek, "Just waiting on your 'Daily Double' joke Mr. Connery, and we'll get back to the board."  

HammonAsConnery, "Your mother's back was on the board..."

Trebek, "And I walked right into that one..."  

[South Austin 52566]

So far Dicker is taking it to Ass Alley.

[RollLeft 5045]

Milana Vaytrub first role under the sheets...

Spoiler

you perverts!

 

Edited November 27, 2020 by RollLeft

[F250 28814]

2 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Half time 

This is how Dicker in Assalley should start.

[Rabidhorn 121]

ABC keeps yapping about this being Sam's last game, I thought the NCAA said Sr's could petition for another year because of Covid?

[Stunns38 3538]

This is how Dicker in Assalley should start.

According to John Mayer, this is what she prefers.