Iowa State Cyclones @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM on ABC [23-20 FINAL - Cyclones blow away Longhorns]

[Nivek 16923]

Tom with pass pass pass punt to give them the ball back with 4:20 on the clock.

[Sgt Hulk 13715]

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Can we hold the ball for 4min?

3 straight runs for 4 total yards and punt 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

Run out the clock?

 

BWAAAAAAHAAAAA

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Bigger Turtle: Tom or Matt? 

Tom. Matt is just mentally handicapped, and Tom is Mensa

[NAVY 6740]

This is where Tom dials up 3 passes. All are dropped and 15 seconds elapse 

[UDontKnow 10444]

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Herman doesn't coach logically.  He just doesn't.  That go for it wasn't using his head or helping the team.  It was just emotional.  

and he's a moody bitch.

[Stunns38 3460]

Campbell fucked up, could have gotten 2 yards on our tired D. Oh well, our O needs to try to score a TD, but he’s going to fucking turtle.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

need a few first downs. 

[RollLeft 5044]

Charlie was the worst coach in Texas history and I'd hive him a grade of 59/100.  I give Tom a 65.

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Can we hold the ball for 4min?

I'm guessing three straight incomplete bombs.

[Hook1997 5354]

Watching Tom coached games is just not fun, he has to make it close no matter what.

[Rimbo 25921]

Just now, George said:

These fucking announcers giving Herman way to much credit. 

it's because they hate texas and want us to keep him

[alphahorn 1637]

Chris Ash deserves better.  he's done a nice year in his first year with no spring ball.  I presume Urban will keep his old DC.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Matt Campbell is ass, my dude

[dcar00 14181]

D has played well enough to win.  Sam an company might want to win this for them here.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

1 minute ago, Focht Up said:

Tom has never understood the value of a field goal.

Tom doesn’t understand the value of a lot of things.  

[Tom Chairman 264]

Is it turtle time??

[Horn80 6118]

Cmon Sam. Close this out.

[CooperB 13]

1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

Can we hold the ball for 4min?

Negatory 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Just now, NAVY said:

This is where Tom dials up 3 passes. All are dropped and 15 seconds elapse 

LOL. This is where we run Sam 15 times until he develops arthritis in his knees 

[Newy25 7668]

Up by 4 with less than five minutes to go. Time to run clock! Tom Herman masturbates to scenarios like this envisioning how much time he can run with three consecutive running plays for three yards. 

[ClubWhatever 12134]

This game is vintage Herman.  It’s amazing how all our conference games are so similar. 

[OU Sucks 8811]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

3 straight runs for 4 total yards and punt 

Or two straight runs for 3 yards and a WR screen that goes for -2.

[FloridaHorn 4754]

Just now, Nivek said:

Tom with pass pass pass punt to give them the ball back with 4:20 on the clock.

We will run on first for no gain. Throw it deep incomplete on 2nd and then a 2 yard pass on 3rd and 10

[Mdhorn 5948]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Cmon big punt return. Dinner 

We had it at the 50 and got 2 yards.  I'm just hoping to use so much clock that IState using 2 TE's to score would take too much time.    Their offense is dink and dunk.  But our head coach is a liability so whatever.  

Edited November 27, 2020 by Mdhorn

[Reynolds Woodcock 4739]

Feels like dive, Cade Brewer 2 yard out route, dive, punt. 

[MIkeHoncho 1910]

run for loss of 2,  incomplete deep shot, draw for 3, punt.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Matt Campbell is assalley, my dude

 

[alphahorn 1637]

1 minute ago, MadBurgerMaker said:

I'm guessing three straight incomplete bombs.

nope turtle will run it for 3, 2, 2 and punt. they will use their timeouts and get the ball with 3:30 left and drive for winning td

Edited November 27, 2020 by alphahorn

[Bruh Man 3160]

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Tom is a fucking clown ass fraud. Fuck him. If we lose he should be fired posthaste. Today. Period. 
 

Also, it should be clear that Sam has given UT everything he has in spite of the fact that Tom is a mother fucking asshat arrogant fuckstick. Sam has kept the ship as steady as he can. All you Sam haters can fight me. I may weigh a buck twenty but I pull hair and will kick you in the shins. I am scrappy. 

Looking forward to Sam graduating just so we don't have to hear this Sam nuthugging shit all day, every day. His fat ass should have at least tried to reach the ball over the line.

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Or two straight runs for 3 yards and a WR screen that goes for -2.

All run with no huddle as fast as possible.  ISU will never expect it!

[UDontKnow 10444]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Matt Campbell is ass, my dude

That's Michigan's problem now.

[TexArcher 37774]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Watching Tom coached games is just not fun, he has to make it close no matter what.

Pretty sure we could play a Pop Warner team and we'd win 21-18 just because they couldn't kick an extra point.

[Rimbo 25921]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

Chris Ash deserves better.  he's done a nice year in his first year with no spring ball.  I presume Urban will keep his old DC.

I thought Ash was his old DC?

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

Charlie was the worst coach in Texas history and I'd hive him a grade of 59/100.  I give Tom a 65.

you give Charlie a 59???   he didnt even have a winning record!

 

holy shit.  Charlie doesnt get above a 50, 3 seasons, not one winning season.   

[dcar00 14181]

Just now, Hook1997 said:

Watching Tom coached games is just not fun, he has to make it close no matter what.

He's predictable when chips are down and as the game moves along.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

We're gonna fuck around and hire Matt Campbell, aren't we?

[Sgt Hulk 13715]

3rd and 1 and we will throw a deep seam pass to brewer 10 yards over his head 

 

or we fumble it on play 2

[MIkeHoncho 1910]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

Chris Ash deserves better.  he's done a nice year in his first year with no spring ball.  I presume Urban will keep his old DC.

This.  Jury still out on Yurcich too.  Mensa likely fucking up what he is trying to do.  

[Rimbo 25921]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

you give Charlie a 59???   he didnt even have a winning record!

 

holy shit.  Charlie doesnt get above a 50, 3 seasons, not one winning season.   

post-vietnam grade inflation. it's a thing

[Nivek 16923]

Looking forward to Sam graduating just so we don't have to hear this Sam nuthugging shit all day, every day. His fat ass should have at least tried to reach the ball over the line.

And fucking risk fumbling it? These refs just made up a intentional grounding rule earlier, they would allow the ground to force the fumble.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

you give Charlie a 59???   he didnt even have a winning record!

 

holy shit.  Charlie doesnt get above a 50, 3 seasons, not one winning season.   

Dude, he even took a beating from a handicapped corch and team from Arkansas 

[alphahorn 1637]

Just now, Rimbo said:

I thought Ash was his old DC?

yes i am presuming urban keeps him, he deserves to work for urban again

[Dark Horse 2280]

Here we go....

[F250 28768]

4 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Herman doesn't coach logically.  He just doesn't.  That go for it wasn't using his head or helping the team.  It was just emotional.  

[FloridaHorn 4754]

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

We will run on first for no gain. Throw it deep incomplete on 2nd and then a 2 yard pass on 3rd and 10

Don’t say I didn’t warn you

[George 492]

There’s the dumb bomb

[The Ace of Aces 5182]

WHY ARE YOU THROWING A 40 YARD GO ROUTE

[WinningIsHard 4030]

We threw a bomb, in-fucking-credible 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Off the back foot throw. Lovely