Hat

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

Should I get one of these?

 

 

[KaiserSoze 998]

Like you don't already have one...

[Angry Gorilla 1769]

So Slash finally cut his hair huh?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Are you planning on quitting your job and taking up residence on the RenFest circuit selling homemade wooden whistles?

[TrashMaster G 17601]

The hat is a better choice than the tats.

[RDCanecutter 26474]

If you get one, don't wear a dork-ass t-shirt with it. Frock coat.

[Buck Strickland 380]

Only if you are going to dye your goatee white like this tool.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

If you get one, don't wear a dork-ass t-shirt with it. Frock coat.

This is true. You could probably even risk getting the puffy pirate shirt.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

Yes, but 3 sizes too small

[Radical Larry 28663]

If you don't already own one, you're behind. 

[tfoolry 8238]

Lead singer for the Mistletones, year round rockapella Christmas Carolers.  

[RPM 26355]

Looks like the hat Crazy Ray used to wear to Ranger games except there's no water faucet that actually pours water.

[davidg 4038]

[miguelito 11312]

I like accurate thread titles, like this one.

[Stoogey 219]

8 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

If you get one, don't wear a dork-ass t-shirt with it. Frock coat.

 

6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

This is true. You could probably even risk getting the puffy pirate shirt  white whale.

[Native Horn 3516]

Third world hat for a third world airport.  Go for it. 

[AM Wood 335]

i hope your car has a sunroof.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5797]

Free hat! 

[Prepuce of Doom 21104]

That guy is either a cornball magician, a sex pervert, or a complete brawler itching for a fight. Or some combination thereof. 

[Steamboat1874 4085]

That is the definition of a "catch me fuck me" hat.

[You don't know me 1161]

You bet, pilgrim.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

That guy is either a cornball magician, a sex pervert, or a complete brawler itching for a fight. Or some combination thereof. 

Why can't he be a Snow Man, on the way to catch his connecting flight to the North Pole?

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[RPM 26355]

He needs 2 of those hats.

[mulletpelini 5216]

On 4/23/2018 at 10:29 PM, davidg said:

Soup or pussy!

I'll have the soup.

[Jack Straw 2954]

The hat was free, what is he supposed to do, not wear it? 

[Upgrayedd 5821]

1 hour ago, Jack Straw said:

The hat was free, what is he supposed to do, not wear it? 

Good one chief.

[Underdog 28774]

Is this the new Airport Hot or Not Thread?  

[AM Wood 335]

that hat out attention whores the harley costumes.

[Doc Holliday 199]

Yes and then take it to the lady in Terlingua who does the accessorizing

[Chooky 13319]

On 4/23/2018 at 10:31 PM, miguelito said:

I like accurate thread titles, like this one.

Eh.  A post about a bolo tie would've been a nice twist.

[Sbbruin 21893]

Quote

Nigel Tufnel: Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind, or... or do, uh, freelance, uh, selling of some sort of, uh, product. You know...

Marty DiBergi: A salesman?

Nigel Tufnel: A salesman, like maybe in a, uh, haberdasher, or maybe like a, uh, um... a chapeau shop or something. You know, like, "Would you... what size do you wear, sir?" And then you answer me.

Marty DiBergi: Uh... seven and a quarter.

Nigel Tufnel: "I think we have that." See, something like that I could do.

Marty DiBergi: Yeah... you think you'd be happy doing something like-...

Nigel Tufnel: "No; we're all out. Do you wear black?" See, that sort of thing I think I could probably... muster up.

Marty DiBergi: Do you think you'd be happy doing that?

Nigel Tufnel: Well, I don't know… wh, wh... what're the hours?

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

On 4/23/2018 at 10:29 PM, davidg said:

 

You buy a hat like that, you get a bowl of soup.

[El Diablo 4232]

Not just anyone can wear a hat like that. You have to BE somebody to wear that sort of a hat. It's the sort of hat that says "I'm playful, yet dangerous. Catch me if you can but beware, I may bite. Rowr.". 

Or you could have "MAGA" printed on it in red, white and blue glittery letters. That would make it more accessible to the common man. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

[BayouBill 835]

Free Hat!!!

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Which one is that - Big or Rich?