Texas @ Kansas State on FOX [Lazy Game Thread]

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

9 minutes ago, Royal With Cheese said:

Irby's injury in 2008 was very bad.

Yeah, Irby was very lucky he didn’t have his leg amputated like that SJSU player around the same time. IIRC, that SJSU player lost circulation to his lower leg. Irby had the expected nerve damage from that knee dislocation, and he was able to overcome the resultant foot drop. 

[Longboard Horn 40418]

FUCK YOU TURTLE TOM! HOPING MEYER ANNOUNCES HIS ACCPETANCE FOR THE COACHING POSITION AT HALFTIME!

[Stunns38 3538]

Stay inbounds dude

[Paul Wesley 3287]

so stupid

[Longboard Horn 40418]

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

What happened to kerstetter? I just tuned in.

Broke his ankle

[RPM 26330]

Just now, tbone_ said:

What happened to kerstetter? I just tuned in.

Leg

[TexasGolf 4977]

Gotta bad feeling about how this game ends

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Herman is such a pussy

[LonghornSean 4014]

Our end of half two-minute drill strikes again

[Sgt Hulk 13816]

tom must have took over play calling  3rd and long lets toss it 3 yards.  yep toms back 

[TexasMan 10949]

That missed FG is gonna loom large now, huh? 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

headcases all these players

[USNALonghorn 5078]

They'll destroy our pass game only rushing 4.

[CurlyDumps 4477]

Final score: Kansas State 34, Texas 31. LOL

[Pam Cummings 9647]

Other team adjusts, mensa shits

[GhostOfTomJoad 9347]

We receive the ball so NBD if he just kneels to regroup his team...
 
Furk I had the wrong down.  

Except KSU is going to get the ball one more time before half.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Just now, TexasMan said:

That missed FG is gonna loom large now, huh? 

Hallmark of the TH era

[LTtxfan 49326]

53.5 pt O/U -- the unders gonna get their ass kicked.  

31 - 17    Halftime

(Edit: O/U went up 2.5pts)

 

Edited December 5, 2020 by LTtxfan

[Sgt Hulk 13816]

this would be peak yexas to come out 31-10 and lose 

[Horn80 6131]

Shitty Texas team showing up now.

[HuntinHorn 986]

Turtling before half

[midtown 3346]

Looks like we will run ksu out of the barn... Let's get retarded

[SDG 3319]

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

2 minutes ago, SDG said:

We receive the ball so NBD if he just kneels to regroup his team...
 
Furk I had the wrong down.  

Except KSU is going to get the ball one more time before half.

Correct; I can't do math when drunk.  

[dcar00 14321]

well this will be a "on the nose" end of the TH era.  We are shell shocked and our OL is back to sucking again because we lost the guy that should have been playing RT all year.  

[satyanash 14575]

Why the fuck were we running 12 personnel on a two-minute drill! Go five wide, for Christ's sake!

[THUJONE 4550]

My six year old daughter just drew a get well card for Derek. So now I have to figure out how to send a card to a football player. 

[Bruh Man 3160]

I hate Tom Herman.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Some Texas players may consider opting out at halftime after seeing Kerstetter.

[Cajun 11722]

If I were a Big 12 coach I'd have this guy in a glass case and bust him out exactly one time a year -- the Texas game.

 

Edited December 5, 2020 by Cajun

[ConferenceRoom 6144]

My six year old daughter just drew a get well card for Derek. So now I have to figure out how to send a card to a football player. 

SID?

[Deej 76873]

Update: Kerstetter just late hit an ER nurse.

[Longboard Horn 40418]

Just now, Deej said:

Update: Kerstetter just late hit an ER nurse.

Personal foul, roughing the physician. 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Dicker is a actually a decent punter.

[immamac 42882]

Just now, THUJONE said:

My six year old daughter just drew a get well card for Derek. So now I have to figure out how to send a card to a football player. 

It's nice to have you back. /fullhomo

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

16 minutes ago, Nope said:

Fibula/tibia combo would be my uneducated guess

Let’s hope so. I’d rather have a broken bone/bones than a destroyed major joint. 

[clownin72 197]

Typical Tom Herman pussy shit

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Just now, Deej said:

Update: Kerstetter just late hit an ER nurse.

Too soon, but did lol

[ClubWhatever 12154]

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

My six year old daughter just drew a get well card for Derek. So now I have to figure out how to send a card to a football player. 

MS Paint?

[ChemicalHorn 360]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Why the fuck were we running 12 personnel on a two-minute drill! Go five wide, for Christ's sake!

Let me introduce you to one Tom Herman

[GhostOfTomJoad 9347]

Dicker is a actually a decent punter.

Playing out of position?

[Captain Ron 12889]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

That missed FG is gonna loom large now, huh? 

Not as much as Tom going full turtle with half the game to go. 

[Nivek 16951]

My six year old daughter just drew a get well card for Derek. So now I have to figure out how to send a card to a football player. 

Send it to Santa Chris Del Conte

[dcar00 14321]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Some Texas players may consider opting out at halftime after seeing Kerstetter.

they are going to mentally opt out

[THUJONE 4550]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

MS Paint?

Yeah she just drew a shit ton of dicks lol

[pacman 7368]

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

My six year old daughter just drew a get well card for Derek. So now I have to figure out how to send a card to a football player. 

Just tweet a pic to him or mail to CDC to deliver

[Dbeasy 15077]

Dicker’s kicking may be shaky because he has to practice punting all week, because our head coach didn’t make sure we have a backup punter.

[Nivek 16951]

Reggie Bush seems tired.

[SDG 3319]

Urbs gonna cream on Bijan at half.  

[Dennis Taylor 18849]

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

My six year old daughter just drew a get well card for Derek. So now I have to figure out how to send a card to a football player. 

Hopefully her style is dissimilar to yours

[Stunns38 3538]

Dicker is a actually a decent punter.

Increases chances for the league