Texas @ Kansas State on FOX [Lazy Game Thread]

[SDG 3336]

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

“Start” = “coach,” right?

Correct.   

[Bigbend1812 13063]

Just now, THUJONE said:

Does it seem like our team is better with these younger players playing in place of the opt-outs? I think so.

Less coaching the good out of them from Herman. 

[USNALonghorn 5200]

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

The sperm that won the race was throwing a Hook 'em before leaving the source.

[victory88 5784]

I am pumped about Bijan and J Whit under Meyer.  And he will know how to fucking utilize the big mismatch Wiley is.  
 

Lastly, I fully expect us to flip Jojo Earle if Meyer gets announced Monday.  That guy is looking for every reason to decommit from LSU.

Edited December 5, 2020 by victory88

[WBT 21001]

Bijan!!

[Sgt Hulk 14472]

hes so freaking good 

[Helobious 9826]

That 911 show has the most absurd disasters in every episode. How does LA even still exist in that show.

[ClubWhatever 12325]

Fuck yes

[RPM 26685]

Bijan!

[Captainant 28613]

Man it's nice to be happy drinking for once

[Bevo14 8470]

Klatt missed an opportunity there to troll Gus again for his dumb tropey take earlier.

[Bevo Num1 1068]

This is the lowest energy production I've seen in a while.

[THUJONE 4550]

Holy balls Bijan is legit.

[Hank_Hill 20112]

Oblig Bijan should starts

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Man Show

[GhostOfTomJoad 9529]

Bijan would have been offensive freshman of the year in conference with a competent staff.

[Bigbend1812 13063]

[Js1 87311]

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Holy balls Bijan is legit.

And yet his coach was a fucking regard to keep playing Ingram when it mattered

[RPM 26685]

Just now, Helobious said:

That 911 show has the most absurd disasters in every episode. How does LA even still exist in that show.

Have you seen the Austin spinoff?

[Nivek 17430]

My boy did the same thing.

[TexArcher 39080]

This Bijan kid might be pretty good someday.

[Rimbo 27093]

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

Simms >>Applewhite

How to start a fight at a UT tailgate, by Nivek.

[Mitch Cumsteen 19007]

Sam Cosmi seems like he sucks. 

[USNALonghorn 5200]

Bijan at 15 ypc... Bench his ass!!!1!!!!!

[4th and 5 5006]

Never start Freshman.  They’ll cost you the game

[SHOOTER12 8890]

15 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Whittington is easily the most overclocked athlete I've ever seen. He's too twitchy and powerful for his tendons and bones to withstand.

Never heard that term relating to an athlete before, but very accurate and appropriate

[SDG 3336]

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

No, he's definitely gotten a better feel for the game than he did in the first few games. I think the light went on last few games.

Agree to disagree; but Im a Bijan homer (AZ connection).  

[Don Hornleone 530]

Oh yeah, Keyontae, he’s a bye bye.

[Tonesky 1059]

7 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

Nightmares of Darren Sproles. 

 

4 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

.. or Quentin Griffin.

Ewoks saying “prepare your anus!” 

[Nivek 17430]

Tom Herman in a box?

[kingkoopa6 8751]

BOOM! LETS GOOO!

 

lets win by 60

[Bigbend1812 13063]

Just now, 4th and 5 said:

Never start Freshman.  They’ll cost you the game

Ok Mack

[Sgt Hulk 14472]

goes and shakes the linemen hands 

[Disco Strangler 1916]

Man, those fools miss Purple Wizard.  (wesuckagain.gif)

[OU Sucks 9405]

Mensa forced to move Derek out of center (like everyone wanted long ago)...O line looks the best it's ever been.

 

[CooterBrown 18289]

So much better without Ingram, Sterns, and Cosmi. Herman having given up and not micro managing his coordinators is a big plus also. Fuck all these fucksticks. Good riddance.

[Vito Andolini 9459]

24 minutes ago, Nivek said:

The ref?

Yeah, that was the joke

[Paul Wesley 3313]

Klatt giving a reasonable explanation for not signing Vaughn is sooooooo fucking refreshing.  

Every week, year after year, decade after decade... the announcers want to tell us what player on the other team "WANTED TO GO TO TEXAS!"

A school can sign about 20.  There are going to be good players from Ohio who didn't get to go to Ohio State.  Ditto for Alabama, Clemson, LSU, etc.  

Sometimes beating up a team for missing out on talent... they deserve to get second-guessed (e.g. Texas going half a decade with the worst QB room in the conference... Swoopes, Case McCoy).  

But a lot of the time it's bullshit, like when you wonder aloud how Texas could have let Vaughn get away.  

[Js1 87311]

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Deuce is on the loose 

Is this related to McRibs??

[TexasGolf 5467]

Deuce is on the loose 

[Sgt Hulk 14472]

cmon defense wipe your ass of the deuce already  fuck 

[TheBryMan81 2634]

This Bijan kid seems pretty good!

Time to sit his ass on the bench.

[UTEX_ME 4286]

Just now, CooterBrown said:

So much better without Ingram, Sterns, and Cosmi. Herman having given up and not micro managing his coordinators is a big plus also. Fuck all these fucksticks. Good riddance.

The guys on the field haven't received "Herman Turtlistis" yet. 

[Mileslong 4813]

When Bijon scored, Gus sounded like Walter Cronkite announcing Kennedy just died...

[LonghornSean 4108]

Defense giving up chunks practically every play now

[TommyGufano 6027]

Watching this Deuce kid tear up OU was more enjoyable than seeing him do the same to our D

[Tonesky 1059]

Drop the deuce already!

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

If this was a cold and rainy day in Dallas, I’d be having flashbacks. 

[horngrad03 1156]

4 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Does it seem like our team is better with these younger players playing in place of the opt-outs? I think so.

Yes...the coaching staff hasn't had time to fuck them up yet.

[USNALonghorn 5200]

Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Ok Mack

Not defending Mack, but: Colt, VY, ET, Jamaal, Malcolm Williams, Aaron Williams all started as freshmen...