Cristobal choking against winless Cal on ESPN

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Fuck him

[4th&Five 41461]

No argument here. 

[taybo20 2815]

Cristobal is a name I have no idea why or where it came from. This is just some of that shit someone says and a 9.95 picks it up and regurgitates and it becomes fact. That guy sucks

[Twizzler 161]

Obv. Already accepted the Texas job

[Funk Doctor Spock 11924]

Just now, taybo20 said:

Cristobal is a name I have no idea why or where it came from. This is just some of that shit someone says and a 9.95 picks it up and regurgitates and it becomes fact. That guy sucks

Preach. He can recruit, that's it. 

[Horn80 6075]

Ducks will probably pull this game out.

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Horrible call on 3rd there by Cal

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

Cal has no kicker so might have just lost the game by failing on a 4th and 5. 

Edited December 6, 2020 by The Ace of Aces

[shadow_operative2.0 15835]

Duck ball down 4 with 2 left, 75 yds to go. 

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Oregon gonna win

[4th&Five 41461]

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Oregon gonna win

You have a gift. 

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Ball game

[shadow_operative2.0 15835]

This review will take a month, could be ballgame. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Greenspoint!

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

That’s a fumble!

[Horn80 6075]

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Oregon gonna win

Not now. 

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

RIP Cristobal

[millhouse 2587]

Somewhere, some oregon fan is saying they will fist themselves if they fire mario for ________

[Underdog 28457]

And just like that, Mark Stoops moves up on the Texas wish list. 

[Nueces River Rat 5530]

Anyone who still wants  Cristobal at Texas  needs to turn in their nut sack. 

[ClubWhatever 12087]

Phil Knight is like turn that plane around 

[TXpride 533]

I never thought he was a great x's and o's coach, but I figured he could just out-talent most teams in the PAC, or Big 12 if he came here. Nope, can't even beat Oregon State or Cal. This dude sucks.

Edited December 6, 2020 by TXpride

[BradInATX 9208]

Matt Campbell motherfuckers

[bornbama1 106]

Mario cost himself millions of dollars and showed everyone what a poor coach he was. Great recruiter but coaching fail. 

He would have had his name tossed about in every job opening if the PAC had stayed on the sidelines this season.

[Blotto 23434]

The dude's career head coaching record is sub .500. I dont give a fuck that he started at FIU. He had 6 years there and left it about where he found it. Kiffin turned FAU around in 1 season.

[CurlyDumps 4440]

I know another coach who loses to shitty Cal teams. Sounds like a perfect fit for Texas. 

[utee94 15746]

1 hour ago, BradInATX said:

Matt Campbell motherfuckers

Probably this. I guess I'll check back in on Texas football in 2030 or so.  GD it.

[Keef 757]

The only positive I can think of for Cristobal is that I'm confident he'll cheat more in recruiting.

[Dennis Taylor 18707]

47 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I know another coach who loses to shitty Cal teams. Sounds like a perfect fit for Texas. 

Couldn't decide whether to give this a hook em or a fuck you. Truth hurts i guess 

[ousux 5587]

Mailing it in cuz his mind is already focused on finding a house west of ATX and stealing the hobbit and dick eaters croots.

*ducks* (no pun intended)

[Hornius Emeritus 12420]

13 hours ago, TXpride said:

Nope, can't even beat Oregon State or Cal. 

He beat both last year and the year before.

[tx 3 putt 76414]

Is he really an upgrade over Herman ?

[Scooter Monzingo 820]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is he really an upgrade over Herman ?

Fuck no..

[tx 3 putt 76414]

21 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Fuck no..

That’s what I thought when I started seeing his name. Maybe Nike is pushing this ?

[ousux 5587]

Is he really an upgrade over Herman ?

Only for recruiting purposes

[TXpride 533]

5 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

He beat both last year and the year before.

But lost to Stanford, Washington State, Arizona, Utah, and Arizona State.

[Dennis Taylor 18707]

4 hours ago, ousux said:

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is he really an upgrade over Herman ?

Only for recruiting purposes

How good of a recruiter is he working somewhere with some sort of adherence to those pesky NCAA rules? The University of Oregon cut a PO for 25K to Willie Lyles in the Kelly years remember 

[Blotto 23434]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

That’s what I thought when I started seeing his name. Maybe Nike is pushing this ?

Phil K is an Oregon guy first and foremost. Probably trying to get him the fuck out of Oregon  without having to pay a buyout.

[ousux 5587]

How good of a recruiter is he working somewhere with some sort of adherence to those pesky NCAA rules? The University of Oregon cut a PO for 25K to Willie Lyles in the Kelly years remember 

Exactly how pesky are those NCAA rules these days? aggy has fully embraced the SEC recruiting model and seems to actually be outbidding some of the top tier programs for certain players they really need..and not a single NCAA bloodhound sniffing around Collie station, or Baton Rouge or..