Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread

[Sawbonz 27561]

 

[Sawbonz 27561]

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

Wonder how he would react to Biden granting amnesty to all asylum seekers moved around the country by him and other Republican governors? There’s already precedent for doing something similar to this.

At a minimum they should be moved to the front of the line for court dates and this stunt should weigh heavily in their favor. 

 

 

[YGIFS 19450]

Wait, what the fuck?  Russian helicopters? 

[TexasHooch 5122]

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Hurricane season coming up, know it won't happen but be nice to have Biden drop a Gerry Ford "drop dead" on floriduh should a hurricane hit them. 

No it won't happen.  Biden will dutifully send aid and Desantis will organize a press conference at the site in which food and water is being distributed to hijack the credit.  Same as it ever was.

Edited September 16, 2022 by TexasHooch

[TexasHooch 5122]

I posted the 1st bit of this earlier but this is a great question.

[Sawbonz 27561]

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Wait, what the fuck?  Russian helicopters? 

The whole thread is a bit confusing, but the way I read it, DeSantis authorized this company to pay 615k to the charter company who supplied the planes and pilots. Uhlfelder tried to call the owners and when they wouldn’t talk to him he went out to the facility and was rebuffed. Now the website is offline but people are posting it from internet archive

[Sawbonz 27561]

12.3k per seat. You could get the whole jet for under 20k for a 4 hour flight

[Biff Tannen 45685]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

12.3k per seat. You could get the whole jet for under 20k for a 4 hour flight

Relocation of unauthorized aliens?  Weren't they authorized asylum seekers?

[Sawbonz 27561]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Relocation of unauthorized aliens?  Weren't they authorized asylum seekers?

Well there is that, and the small issue of them not being in Florida

[Woland 733]

This could be a win-win situation. Florida can send immigrants to Chicago, and Chicago can send violators of safe-gun laws back on the same buses to The Villages.

[Bama Chick 28596]

[RDCanecutter 26442]

28 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

12.3k per seat. You could get the whole jet for under 20k for a 4 hour flight

I'm sure there was a little swish-n-swash with all the cash in excess of normal prices. Friends helped. Favors curried. Considerations for those in need.

[TexasHooch 5122]

Posting this thread on the off chance one of you is smart enough to decipher this:

[chainsaw 9868]

4 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Posting this thread on the off chance one of you is smart enough to decipher this:

Here's the tweet I care more about

 

[Bullneck 19090]

39 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

You could get the whole jet for under 20k for a 4 hour flight

Strong humblebrag there. 😉

[Bullneck 19090]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

hopefully this all swings some votes in his race, against him 

You wonder if the Latin Americans in South Florida look at this and think DeSantis has gone over the line.  

[chainsaw 9868]

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You wonder if the Latin Americans in South Florida look at this and think DeSantis has gone over the line.  

Not enough will but maybe enough will.

[Sawbonz 27561]

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Strong humblebrag there. 😉

Nah a few of my friends are plaintiff attorneys and I work with a lot CRNAs 

[tchookem 3900]

You wonder if the Latin Americans in South Florida look at this and think DeSantis has gone over the line.  

Just like there is no bottom, there is no line. Not for anyone that supported him. Doubling down is the only option.

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

You know who DeSantis won't be kidnapping and shipping across the country?  The 160,000 Cubans that have come across the southern border this year. 

We should start an internet rumor that lots of people are saying he’s shipped thousands of Cubans to Nevada.  Watch Las Vegas start dominating the LL World Series in about five years.

[YGIFS 19450]

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We should start an internet rumor that lots of people are saying he’s shipped thousands of Cubans to Nevada.  Watch Las Vegas start dominating the LL World Series in about five years.

Coach: "I live my life by three simple rules.  Never get less than 12 hours sleep.  Never go near a lady that's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body.  And never bet on a little league team from Nevada.  You stick with that?...everything else is cream cheese."  

[henrygandorf 29191]

the twitter reaction to this is...something.

gop trolls are dunking on the citizens of martha's vineyard for not being prepared and "getting a taste of their own medicine", or something equally idiotic.

libs are replying by showing the outpouring of money and manpower who came out to help by providing food, shelter, medical attention, and for basically being decent human beings.

both sides seem to think they "won".  this is not just who these people are, it's who they actually want to be.  bizarre. 

[elfenix 34240]

anyone know if the state of massachusetts is seeking to impound the plane upon which these *alleged* kidnapping victims were transported?  maybe detain the pilots? 

[RDCanecutter 26442]

44 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You wonder if the Latin Americans in South Florida look at this and think DeSantis has gone over the line.  

If Latin Americans were shocked by stuff like this, nobody would be fleeing Latin America.

[Homercles 10205]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

12.3k per seat. You could get the whole jet for under 20k for a 4 hour flight

This is what I was wondering.  I saw pics showing it was a Dornier jet (which are kinda rare), going rate ~$5k/hour, and the bird was N359SK.  Tracking it that day, even if you were paying for the positioning flight from Cincy it’s maybe 8 hours = $50k max including food/staff which is arguable they bothered with.  Here’s what that planes day looked like + flight times:

Akron-Pellston: 1:07

Pellston-Cincinnati Municipal: 1:11

Cincinnati Muni-San Antonio: 2:45

San Antonio-Crestview: 1:48

Crestview-charlotte: 1:11

Charlotte-Martha’s Vineyard: 1:37

It’s registered to Ultimate Jet Charters according to the web, which itself is registered in North Canton, Ohio.  An article I read shows they have some kind of regular flights out of Cincy Municipal so I’m assuming that’s a base of some kind.  It can seat up to 30.  
 

The Vertol thing makes no sense.  They have some hangers in Crestview (Destin) so assuming that’s why the Dornier flew there.  You can see their webpage on waybackmachine, it looks like their primary mission is providing training and support for Russian helicopters.  
 

So why was a foreign helicopter niche firm, based out of Oregon, paid 10x the cost of the charter to subcontract with a charter operator to fly a few dozen folks from Texas-Florida-Charlotte-Martha’s Vineyard?

[RDCanecutter 26442]

24 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

gop trolls are dunking on the citizens of martha's vineyard for not being prepared and "getting a taste of their own medicine", or something equally idiotic.

In their minds it's like people come across the border and just camp out in the first state they get to. Big East Coast cities are still magnets for immigrants, but I guess they think that stopped in the 1920s. Little county seats in Alabama have stores reopening in dead downtowns because somebody from Veracruz is taking a chance.

[RDCanecutter 26442]

1 minute ago, Homercles said:

I saw pics showing it was a Dornier jet

I guess a Messerschmitt would be too over the top.

[Rudy Rutabaga 8169]

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Not enough will but maybe enough will.

I bet you’re right!

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Gavin is 6’3’’.  Ronnie is 5’8’’.   No midget has ever been president.  He’s gonna need to borrow a friend’s boots.  

[Biff Tannen 45685]

This is what we need to fucking remember.  I've got it queued up to the starting point.  DeSantis is just as dangerous, if not more so than dotard and people are just itching to pull the trigger for him in 2024 if dotard isn't the candidate.  Anti-trump Rs that voted for Biden will switch right back.

 

[chainsaw 9868]

20 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Gavin is 6’3’’.  Ronnie is 5’8’’.   No midget has ever been president.  He’s gonna need to borrow a friend’s boots.  

A guy one inch taller than desantis:

[Anastasis 23469]

DeSantis is going to be the next President.

 

 

 

[aggie08 21504]

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

DeSantis is going to be the next President.

 

 

 

Yep. And what a great thing that says about our country.

[Biff Tannen 45685]

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

DeSantis is going to be the next President.

 

 

 

You gonna vote for him?

[Brisketexan 105139]

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

DeSantis is going to be the next President.

 

 

 

And now y'all know what gives Anastasis an erection.

[Anastasis 23469]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

You gonna vote for him?

[YGIFS 19450]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

And now y'all know what gives Anastasis an erection.

Cocoa & photos of naked Venezuelan Men?  

[Brisketexan 105139]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Cocoa & photos of naked Venezuelan Men?  

Anastasis is a sick fuck, but he's no Marco Rubio.

[Biff Tannen 45685]

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Ok cool.  Hook em.

[Anastasis 23469]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

And now y'all know what gives Anastasis an erection.

I understand that you are on tilt against reality.  

I may be wrong, and I will certainly entertain anyone that ones to set some wagering lines.

 

 

[Satchel 6938]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

If Latin Americans were shocked by stuff like this, nobody would be fleeing Latin America.

Venezuelans who have settled in Florida have become enamored with the Republican Party. The antics of both Desantis and Abbott have them a bit confused.

[Brisketexan 105139]

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I understand that you are on tilt against reality.  

I may be wrong, and I will certainly entertain anyone that ones to set some wagering lines.

 

 

AGAINST reality?  I've been the one calling it straight up for years now.

I just find the pleasure you find in it unseemly.  

[aggie08 21504]

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You gonna vote for him?

Anastasis answering a direct question? C'mon, man.

[henrygandorf 29191]

i want desantis to win the republican nomination, because i want trump to wreck half the country with his angst.  this is the best outcome i can think of.

that said, my outlook doesn't extend much past late january, 2025.

[Biff Tannen 45685]

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Anastasis answering a direct question? C'mon, man.

I already knew the answer anyway.  Wanted to give him a sporting chance, but he failed.

[Anastasis 23469]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I just find the pleasure you find in it unseemly.  

I understand that some of you have really delusional overlays on reality. 

 

 

[henrygandorf 29191]

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

I understand that some of you have really delusional overlays on reality. 

would you say the overlays extend in both directions?

[Anastasis 23469]

10 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

would you say the overlays extend in both directions?

Yes. 

[Anastasis 23469]

20 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Anastasis answering a direct question? C'mon, man.

It is unfortunately rare that you are able to articulate one that is in any way interesting. 

[aggie08 21504]

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It is unfortunately rare that you are able to articulate one that is in any way interesting.