Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread

[StruggleBus 3,922]

19 hours ago, trauma babe said:

Straight white man says don't let politics stress you out, news at 11

Pretty rich coming from someone with privilege oozing from every orifice 

[safe sex 11,724]

You've clearly got some thoughts, so let's hear them

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40 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Pretty rich coming from someone with privilege oozing from every orifice 

Yeah, not sure "privilege" is something I'd associate with trauma babe considering all the shit she has to put up with in Texas (and in health care front-lines).  She's neg repped me all to hell, and I was gonna neg rep you for posting a completely bizarre take on her...but then you used "orifice" on a thread about Ron "Sentient Orifice" DeSantis, so was gonna pos rep you.  So in the end, it all balances out.  

I mean seriously, the guy's face/hair looks like a blackhead ready to burst...

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

1 hour ago, StruggleBus said:

Pretty rich coming from someone with privilege oozing from every orifice 

sounds hot. is there video?

[Poe It Up 126]

1 hour ago, StruggleBus said:

Pretty rich coming from someone with privilege oozing from every orifice 

I seem to remember Trauma being a transsexual. We don’t like each other, but man, I’m sure it’s been a tough row to hoe. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,199]

The more I learn about our legal system from TH the more I’m in the camp of “burn the whole fucking thing to the ground “ and start over again.

[yoladu 4,094]

22 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

 

[Horn Dog 9,854]

44 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I seem to remember Trauma being a transsexual. We don’t like each other, but man,....

Edited September 21, 2022 by Horn Dog

[Poe It Up 126]

42 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Ha, I was trying to stick up for Trauma there and I still fuck up. 

[F250 28,774]

21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

how, precisely, is a Sheriff (an office that has criminal investigatory powers, as a matter of law) opening an investigation into alleged criminal activity "unlawful?" 

The Sheriff's last name is Salazar.

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MAGA:  BACK THE BLUE! 

Reality:  Like, the FBI?

MAGA:  Not them, but all the other Blue should be Backed!

Reality:  Like, Sheriff Salazar?

MAGA:  We said blue, not brown.  

 

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1,291]

On 9/19/2022 at 9:32 PM, StassneyHorn said:

To thank them for attempting to take out a primary opponent?

I really doubt that DeSantis transported migrants from Texas without coordination from Abbott, and that would come out in an investigation.

[Guest]

I'm really dreading having to hear DeSantis speak so much more in the coming years. Something about his voice is like nails on a chalkboard -- especially when he's trying to act tough or gets defensive.

I just read he's from Jacksonville, but man it's like he has some strange accent that I can't place. And kind of a high-pitched whine in his voice. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

8 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I'm really dreading having to hear DeSantis speak so much more in the coming years. Something about his voice is like nails on a chalkboard -- especially when he's trying to act tough or gets defensive.

I just read he's from Jacksonville, but man it's like he has some strange accent that I can't place. And kind of a high-pitched whine in his voice. 

that's what people whose soul is trying desperately to escape their body sound like

[RDCanecutter 26,439]

48 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I'm really dreading having to hear DeSantis speak so much more in the coming years. Something about his voice is like nails on a chalkboard -- especially when he's trying to act tough or gets defensive.

I just read he's from Jacksonville, but man it's like he has some strange accent that I can't place. And kind of a high-pitched whine in his voice. 

My guess is he was raised by transplants with Archie Bunker eternal-victim whines.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,416]

52 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I'm really dreading having to hear DeSantis speak so much more in the coming years. Something about his voice is like nails on a chalkboard -- especially when he's trying to act tough or gets defensive.

I just read he's from Jacksonville, but man it's like he has some strange accent that I can't place. And kind of a high-pitched whine in his voice. 

Trump is going to bury the guy. He'll call him "Squeaky little Ron" at the first debate and he'll die right there on stage. 

[A-Tex Devil 2,446]

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Trump is going to bury the guy. He'll call him "Squeaky little Ron" at the first debate and he'll die right there on stage. 

Yeah... DeSantis has been very careful not to criticize Trump so far.  He'll have to at some point.  If he takes the "Trump did a lot of good, but we need a clean slate" approach, he is going to get crushed for sure.  I am hoping for MAD.  

[elfenix 34,239]

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I'm really dreading having to hear DeSantis speak so much more in the coming years. Something about his voice is like nails on a chalkboard -- especially when he's trying to act tough or gets defensive.

I just read he's from Jacksonville, but man it's like he has some strange accent that I can't place. And kind of a high-pitched whine in his voice. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

just saw RD referred to as a diabolical jackass on twitter and I think that's a pretty apt description

Edited September 21, 2022 by Longhorn_Fan68

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[Sawbonz 27,561]

So Vertol just got another 950k for what exactly?

 

 

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2,673]

11 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

I seem to remember Trauma being a transsexual. We don’t like each other, but man, I’m sure it’s been a tough row to hoe. 

Nice. Now give us your take on the Plight of the Coloured Man.

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

So Vertol just got another 950k for what exactly?

 

 

We're gonna find out, yes?

[RDCanecutter 26,439]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

So Vertol just got another 950k for what exactly?

 

 

All the laundry bags full of cocaine they've been smuggling while everybody stared at the Venezuelans.

[WhatTheBuck 28,781]

11 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's what people whose soul is trying desperately to escape their body sound like

And this is what they look like.

[Dnaguy 11,963]

On 9/20/2022 at 11:02 AM, Nivek said:

Red state despots

Solid band name / twitter handle.

[Nivek 16,929]

10 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

So Vertol just got another 950k for what exactly?

 

 

For donating $200k to Desantis.

[Sawbonz 27,561]

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And this is what they look like.

200 lbs of shit in a 150 lb sack

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And this is what they look like.

Every time I see this photo I'm reminded of the clearance shelves at the Dollar Store and I'm looking at a knock off Ken doll in a beat up box.

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Yeah, but did that knockoff Ken doll look like it was about to mount a robo-dog headlamp from the rear?  

[Js1 85,333]

You can be 200 pounds of shit stuffed into a 150 pound suit, but he's not getting elected at 5'9, 200.  He's only going to get fatter once you start campaigning and shoving down corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair and eating diner food in Ohio to look "normal." 

 

[chainsaw 9,867]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

You can be 200 pounds of shit stuffed into a 150 pound suit, but he's not getting elected at 5'9, 200.  He's only going to get fatter once you start campaigning and shoving down corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair and eating diner food in Ohio to look "normal." 

 

I think he's even shorter than that

[RDCanecutter 26,439]

47 minutes ago, Js1 said:

You can be 200 pounds of shit stuffed into a 150 pound suit, but he's not getting elected at 5'9, 200.  He's only going to get fatter once you start campaigning and shoving down corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair and eating diner food in Ohio to look "normal." 

 

He's a High School Football 5'9, which would be an Army weigh-in 5'6.

[Poe It Up 126]

11 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Nice. Now give us your take on the Plight of the Coloured Man.

You seem upset with my post and I guess I don’t really understand why. I thought it was pretty respectful. 

[High Plains Drifter 11,049]

23 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The more I learn about our legal system from TH the more I’m in the camp of “burn the whole fucking thing to the ground “ and start over again.

 

That's why a lot of people voted for DOtARd. How did that work out for you?

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,199]

2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

That's why a lot of people voted for DOtARd. How did that work out for you?

 

I get it; it didn't and doesn't.  But dotard frustration sometimes gets the best of me.  Never in my life have I wanted a public figure to suffer more than that cunt. 

 

[HenryJames 66,051]

[chainsaw 9,867]

Seems like it wouldn't be hard to find and identify "Perla" if she's leaving a paper trail like this in San Antonio

 

 

[chainsaw 9,867]

TLDR the Miami Herald has photos and videos of "Perla" that have been confirmed by witnesses as being her.

[Sawbonz 27,561]

Using some of the most vulnerable people in society as props for a practical joke. Where are the resident DeSantis knob slobbers to talk about how great he is?

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Where are the resident DeSantis knob slobbers to talk about how great he is?

As if you really had to ask:

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/forum/15-daily-texan/

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I can't read that twitter thread, who exactly is "Perla"?  Like, in real life?  What's her real name/affiliation/title?  

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1,291]

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I can't read that twitter thread, who exactly is "Perla"?  Like, in real life?  What's her real name/affiliation/title?  

DeSantis sent a film crew, so hopefully they got her on camera.

 

Edit: Looking above, it appears they did 

Edited September 22, 2022 by The Hot Dog Buffet

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So we gotta wait for her to be doxxed?  Cool, cool.

Obviously Sheriff Salazar will have some questions for her, as will Bexar County D.A.  After that, she won't have to worry about the inside of a prison cell.  Praise be.  No U.S. law enforcement official will harm a hair on her head.  Unfortunately, she mentioned several cartel members and their logistics network to the D.A.  Thoughts and prayers to her family on her esophagus being shoved up her own rectum so she can truly eat shit for eternity.   

Enjoy this moment DeSantis.  It gets so much worse from here.  

[WhatTheBuck 28,781]

24 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

As if you really had to ask:

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/forum/15-daily-texan/

Without looking I’m going to guess that they’re saying it’s actually the Democrats who are guilty of using those migrants for a political stunt. 

[F250 28,774]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Republicans are not serious people, no policy just bread and circuses for their base.

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

42 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Without looking I’m going to guess that they’re saying it’s actually the Democrats who are guilty of using those migrants for a political stunt. 

No, they aren't discussing it at all.  You know they are all lurking here and reading this thread, but too chickenshit to comment and get pantsed because they know they can't defend this shit.

[WhatTheBuck 28,781]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

No, they aren't discussing it at all.  You know they are all lurking here and reading this thread, but too chickenshit to comment and get pantsed because they know they can't defend this shit.

They must not have gotten their talking points from their thought leaders yet because that’s what they’re saying. 

[Macklemore 2,872]

7 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Using some of the most vulnerable people in society as props for a practical joke. Where are the resident DeSantis knob slobbers to talk about how great he is?

I fucking love DeSantis. He is exactly the type of guy I want as President of this country. I wish we could clone him. I fucking love him for sending illegals to liberal enclaves. Let them enjoy the hordes. DeSantis is the leader of the New Right.

[wildcat09 29,354]

Oh hey, it’s the immigrant chiming in about how much he fucking despises immigrants and wishes he could shoot them. Definitely nothing fucked up in his head.