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She's cosplaying Jackie Kennedy.

  On 6/12/2023 at 3:30 AM, Bama Chick said:

I’m what world would a 30 something woman who constantly wears Gunne Sax and Jessica McClintock prom dresses, polyester white gloves, faux Chanel suits from Wish.com and casual wear from Talbots paired with makeup that looks like it was done at a Belk makeup counter and poorly done up-dos by cosmetology students be fêted by any fashion magazine???

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  On 6/12/2023 at 5:32 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Zanesville woman/Aliquippa man-ass fashion sense.

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As a child, Mrs. Canecutter and her family did a road trip across the US and spent one night in a Zanesville motel. What was Zanesville like?

"In the morning there was a dead rat outside our door."

"Do you remember anything else?"

"No."

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  On 6/11/2023 at 4:57 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

On the adrenochrome thing:

 

https://www.litcharts.com/lit/fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegas/part-two-chapter-5-a-terrible-experience-with-extremely-dangerous-drugs#summary-157000

 

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tldr: The actual compound exists, but it has no psychoactive properties. How it went from being used satirically by Thompson in the early 70s to something Democrats harvest from children in 2023 I don't know.

 

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  On 6/12/2023 at 3:55 PM, YGIFS said:

I don't get this whole thing.  I think she's smoking beautiful.  She is a warrior for battling cancer.  By all accounts, is a great mother.  

Her prize mistake is she pulled a Lynette Pomeroy and fell for a Naval officer who would turn out to be a complete piece of shit.  In the end, she's the least shitty thing named DeSantis.  

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Given how Rod acts at his various "rallies" and speeches, it makes me think she's the one driving the whole presidential thing and he's there for the ride.

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  On 6/11/2023 at 11:41 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Poor Casey ….

 

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I mean, it's like you support asinine culture wars, perpetuate lies that the election was stolen, and use migrants as political pawns and suddenly Vogue doesn't want anything to do with you. Cancel culture at its worst.

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  On 6/12/2023 at 3:30 AM, Bama Chick said:

I’m what world would a 30 something woman who constantly wears Gunne Sax and Jessica McClintock prom dresses, polyester white gloves, faux Chanel suits from Wish.com and casual wear from Talbots paired with makeup that looks like it was done at a Belk makeup counter and poorly done up-dos by cosmetology students be fêted by any fashion magazine???

Bitch please.

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Exactly what I was just asking myself the other night.

 

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My buddy lives in Georgia and goes down to Florida on vacation several times a year.  I don't get it.  Fuck Florida.  BUT when he texted me this weekend that he was there, in light of current events, I shot back with "watch out for the Nazis".  

He responded:  I think you are scared of red states like republicans are scared of blue cities.

I let it go, but come the fuck on man.  First, I'm not "scared" of Florida, it just fucking sucks.  Second, there were literal nazis in Florida this weekend.  Not my fault.

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  On 6/12/2023 at 8:12 PM, Biff Tannen said:

My buddy lives in Georgia and goes down to Florida on vacation several times a year.  I don't get it.  Fuck Florida.  BUT when he texted me this weekend that he was there, in light of current events, I shot back with "watch out for the Nazis".  

He responded:  I think you are scared of red states like republicans are scared of blue cities.

I let it go, but come the fuck on man.  First, I'm not "scared" of Florida, it just fucking sucks.  Second, there were literal nazis in Florida this weekend.  Not my fault.

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No, you're not. ~15 years ago there weren't any states on my "no fly list," but pretty much the entire deep south is on the list now, with a bunch of Midwestern states as well. It's incredibly inconvenient considering my alma mater is a deep south state, but I make exceptions for Charleston. 

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  On 6/12/2023 at 9:14 PM, Doc Sam Beckett said:

No, you're not. ~15 years ago there weren't any states on my "no fly list," but pretty much the entire deep south is on the list now, with a bunch of Midwestern states as well. It's incredibly inconvenient considering my alma mater is a deep south state, but I make exceptions for Charleston. 

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Personally I prefer to travel in sealed railroad carriages.

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  On 6/12/2023 at 9:14 PM, Doc Sam Beckett said:

No, you're not. ~15 years ago there weren't any states on my "no fly list," but pretty much the entire deep south is on the list now, with a bunch of Midwestern states as well. It's incredibly inconvenient considering my alma mater is a deep south state, but I make exceptions for Charleston. 

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This. I'll make exceptions for the the Principality of New Orleans. 

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  On 6/13/2023 at 5:08 AM, Pods said:
She doesn't care if poor women die of breast cancer either. Florida is one of only 12 states (TX included) that have not expanded Medicaid.
She got her cancer care covered by government insurance, but denies that same care to the poor. 
Just like her toad of a husband, she's the walking, talking embodiment of Fuck You, I Got Mine. 
I did some half-assed internet research. I wanted to see how many GoFundMe(s) were set up for Florida women fighting breast cancer... it wasn't zero.
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  On 6/12/2023 at 8:12 PM, Biff Tannen said:

My buddy lives in Georgia and goes down to Florida on vacation several times a year.  I don't get it.  Fuck Florida.  BUT when he texted me this weekend that he was there, in light of current events, I shot back with "watch out for the Nazis".  

He responded:  I think you are scared of red states like republicans are scared of blue cities.

I let it go, but come the fuck on man.  First, I'm not "scared" of Florida, it just fucking sucks.  Second, there were literal nazis in Florida this weekend.  Not my fault.

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  On 6/13/2023 at 4:23 PM, softlynow said:

Its striking how much Texas is a "non-voting" state. There were 7.5 million more people living in TX than FL in 2020, but only 180k more votes tallied for president.

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Which is why Abbott, Patrick, etc. are trying to get control of the larger counties/cities - it scares the hell out of them that there are so many potential voters out there.

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  On 6/13/2023 at 8:28 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Which is why Abbott, Patrick, etc. are trying to get control of the larger counties/cities - it scares the hell out of them that there are so many potential voters out there.

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It also very much bolsters Bozo's thesis that the Texas Democratic Party is an abomination and a total failure of an organization.

It should also be cautionary tale to progressives in other states not to piss off/write off/fail to court centrist Dems and fence-sitters. You may dislike them, but you need them to win. You can be pure and maybe run the trendy city of your state, or you can be smart and, at least sometimes, run your state.

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Wow, Ron managed to get literally every part of that story wrong.  Up to, and including, he would not have been a disciple because you know...he's not Jewish.  



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