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13 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

He's actually a lawyer. His neighborhood is dirt roads.

So upscale Palaka!   You know you're in N Central Florida when you need to wear blaze orange to go get the paper in the AM.  I'm not joking.

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

My first interaction with a Floridian in Florida was during Spring Break of my sophomore year of college when I and some friends were driving to Ft. Lauderdale to catch a cruise ship to the Bahamas.  We pulled into a gas station off the highway late at night in a rural part of the state, and as I'm filling up my car a redneck at the pump next to me asks where we're headed.  I tell him, "Ft. Lauderdale," to which he responds nonchalantly like he's giving me helpful information like the weather forecast, "There are a lot of n----rs down there."  I say nothing, get in my car, and tell my friends, "Let's get the fuck out of here."

I tried to tell you not to wear that Klan hood driving through Florida.

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12 hours ago, troph said:

I’m really enjoying Coloradans. Good folk. I can’t see staying in Texas honestly. Heat, taxes, hate. Just don’t need it.

3 hours ago, Captainant said:

I just spent a weekend in the Louisville/Boulder area and holy shit it's amazing how much more chilled out everyone is up there. 

we have officially been here one year, and my opinion that Coloradoans in general are very friendly and seem to always be happy and in a good mood has only solidified. i mean they can't all be high... can they?? 🤔 😄 j/k...i honestly think the climate and being surrounded by natural beauty everywhere you look has to have a positive effect on one's psyche.

it's a damn shame the most beautiful beaches in the country are in Florida.

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1 hour ago, mchookem said:

i honestly think the climate and being surrounded by natural beauty everywhere you look has to have a positive effect on one's psyche.

You mean living in a hot, inhospitable climate in a flat, tree-less expanse with nothing to do except go to the Dollar General or Walmart and watch TV is a bad way to live?

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13 hours ago, mdmost said:

I said to the wife as we were driving, just what do people out here really have to fear from "liberals" or "woke policies". Why are they so in the tank for absolute shitbags like Trump? What immigrant hordes were coming to take over their sprawling ranch lands and barb wire fenced acres? When did Texans become so fearful that we turned cruel and followed strong men who preached the same?

About a week ago a guy in sparkling clean 4WD F250 Superduty that featured stickers of a punisher skull, Black Rifle Coffee Co, something about liberal tears, and of course, Trump 24, and had never seen anything rougher than asphalt made a point to speed up when I was coming off  the highway on-ramp in my Maverick, and gave me the finger when I merged in behind him.

I got a look at him, and his whole life revealed itself. This man is 5'9", overweight, divorced, and has a permanent cowlick from the strap of his CPAP. He's borderline diabetic, struggling with his blood pressure and drinks too much. His ex-wife hates him, his kids give him lip, his boss is riding his ass, and he spends 2 hours of his life every day in traffic at 11MPG creeping to and from his tract house where he lives alone in one distant suburb to his job in another suburb on the other side of town, where he works alone. He's 2 months behind on the truck payment about a year into a 7 year note, his ARM just went up, and he's currently a little light on cash because "a woman he met online" got him to buy her a plane ticket here but she didn't show because "she got sick" and now she's not returning his text messages. He's an old 45, going on 60, and he's got his nose pressed up against the glass of a good life that seems to available to everybody but him. 


in other words, his problem is Joe Biden.

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12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

About a week ago a guy in sparkling clean 4WD F250 Superduty that featured stickers of a punisher skull, Black Rifle Coffee Co, something about liberal tears, and of course, Trump 24, and had never seen anything rougher than asphalt made a point to speed up when I was coming off  the highway on-ramp in my Maverick, and gave me the finger when I merged in behind him.

I got a look at him, and his whole life revealed itself. This man is 5'9", overweight, divorced, and has a permanent cowlick from the strap of his CPAP. He's borderline diabetic, struggling with his blood pressure and drinks too much. His ex-wife hates him, his kids give him lip, his boss is riding his ass, and he spends 2 hours of his life every day in traffic at 11MPG creeping to and from his tract house where he lives alone in one distant suburb to his job in another suburb on the other side of town, where he works alone. He's 2 months behind on the truck payment about a year into a 7 year note, his ARM just went up, and he's currently a little light on cash because "a woman he met online" got him to buy her a plane ticket here but she didn't show because "she got sick" and now she's not returning his text messages. He's an old 45, going on 60, and he's got his nose pressed up against the glass of a good life that seems to available to everybody but him. 


in other words, his problem is Joe Biden.

I had to fly next to that guy coming home from Dallas a while back. I got on the standby list and got an earlier flight home, but got stuck in a middle seat. Guy in the window seat was a little bald guy with a grey goatee. He immediately started squawking at me because I was taking too much of the arm rest. I'm like "sorry dude, I'm a big guy, I don't have anywhere else to go." but he keeps on about it. "YOU CAN'T TAKE THE WHOLE ARMREST!!"  I told him he could have the front half or the back half, but I literally had nowhere else to put my arms, unless I crossed them the whole flight, and fuck him I'm not gonna do that. He even tried to snitch to the flight attendant. She looked at him and said "Sir, look at him. Where is he going to put his arms? It's a short flight, you'll be fine" Dude sulked the whole 45 minutes or so we were on taxi and in the air. When we landed, he popped up as soon as the seat belt sign went off, and he could stand perfectly upright in front of a window seat, so maybe 5'9". I made a point to let all the people on the other side of the aisle get out before I unblocked the row just to hear him huff and cluck his tongue one last time. Then, he ended up on my parking shuttle. When they called out his ticket, you guessed it...white F250 with gun porn stickers. 

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27 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

About a week ago a guy in sparkling clean 4WD F250 Superduty that featured stickers of a punisher skull, Black Rifle Coffee Co, something about liberal tears, and of course, Trump 24, and had never seen anything rougher than asphalt made a point to speed up when I was coming off  the highway on-ramp in my Maverick, and gave me the finger when I merged in behind him.

I got a look at him, and his whole life revealed itself. This man is 5'9", overweight, divorced, and has a permanent cowlick from the strap of his CPAP. He's borderline diabetic, struggling with his blood pressure and drinks too much. His ex-wife hates him, his kids give him lip, his boss is riding his ass, and he spends 2 hours of his life every day in traffic at 11MPG creeping to and from his tract house where he lives alone in one distant suburb to his job in another suburb on the other side of town, where he works alone. He's 2 months behind on the truck payment about a year into a 7 year note, his ARM just went up, and he's currently a little light on cash because "a woman he met online" got him to buy her a plane ticket here but she didn't show because "she got sick" and now she's not returning his text messages. He's an old 45, going on 60, and he's got his nose pressed up against the glass of a good life that seems to available to everybody but him. 

He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake

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2 hours ago, mchookem said:

we have officially been here one year, and my opinion that Coloradoans in general are very friendly and seem to always be happy and in a good mood has only solidified. i mean they can't all be high... can they?? 🤔 😄 j/k...i honestly think the climate and being surrounded by natural beauty everywhere you look has to have a positive effect on one's psyche.

it's a damn shame the most beautiful beaches in the country are in Florida.

I think the PNW (Big Sur to Vancover, BC) have better coastlines imo.

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About a week ago a guy in sparkling clean 4WD F250 Superduty that featured stickers of a punisher skull, Black Rifle Coffee Co, something about liberal tears, and of course, Trump 24, and had never seen anything rougher than asphalt made a point to speed up when I was coming off  the highway on-ramp in my Maverick, and gave me the finger when I merged in behind him.

I got a look at him, and his whole life revealed itself. This man is 5'9", overweight, divorced, and has a permanent cowlick from the strap of his CPAP. He's borderline diabetic, struggling with his blood pressure and drinks too much. His ex-wife hates him, his kids give him lip, his boss is riding his ass, and he spends 2 hours of his life every day in traffic at 11MPG creeping to and from his tract house where he lives alone in one distant suburb to his job in another suburb on the other side of town, where he works alone. He's 2 months behind on the truck payment about a year into a 7 year note, his ARM just went up, and he's currently a little light on cash because "a woman he met online" got him to buy her a plane ticket here but she didn't show because "she got sick" and now she's not returning his text messages. He's an old 45, going on 60, and he's got his nose pressed up against the glass of a good life that seems to available to everybody but him. 


in other words, his problem is Joe Biden.

Stop kicking him, he's already dead.

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30 minutes ago, troph said:

I think the PNW (Big Sur to Vancover, BC) have better coastlines imo.

no doubt they are more scenic...but i enjoy getting in the actual water, sharks and all lol. i really enjoyed sitting on the beach in CA (spent a week in Oceanside in April), but the temp and waves make getting in the surf a bit prohibitive. 

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

"We are no longer silent"????

The same group of people that won't shut the fuck up every time they are triggered by the slightest thing?

they're just super letting you know in case it's not already painfully obvious.

seriously, when did we allow the stupids to take complete control of this country?

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7 hours ago, locodos said:

Do they work for Georgia Pacific?     I dislike the city because they targeted college kids heading over to the beaches.   Natural beauty of the river is undeniable but it's an ugly industrial, old south (in a bad way) city.  I got pulled for 2 miles over the speed limit.  The cop flashed his high school ring as he gripped my door and asked me if us college boys thought we could break the law in his city.  I was seriously biting my cheek not to chuckle when he said city.  Glad I didn't.  Kept us road side for 30 mins and really really wanted to search the car.  Finally let me go and wrote the ticket for 11 over even after he told my I was doing 2 over which was BS anyway because everyone knew the drill.

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Casey DeSantis will never be first lady of anything more than Florida.

The more she and Ron open their stupid fucking mouths, the more off-putting the rest of the country realizes they are.

They would have had a better chance of winning the election if Ron had spent the entire time quietly in a basement, like the right kept alleging Biden was doing in 2020. 

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3 hours ago, NWBuck said:

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All those Buckeye Planet racists were not from Kentucky. Sorry.   Many ways-cool folks on BP who I will always consider friends, but some racist fucks were allowed to post almost unhindered. No bueno. 

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3 hours ago, dcbc said:

Tucked?

 

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In high school, I took my girlfriend to see this movie on our first date. Her reaction to this scene "I don't understand where did his thing go? Can you hide it like that?"

She had so many questions.

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

lol

How did I not know his middle name is Dion???e3a2b6464239fe87412aadd4f700735b.jpg

They say people get more conservative as they age, but this guy is already way more conservative than  95% of the country and he’s not even 45 yet. 
 

What will he be like in 20-30 years?

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15 hours ago, Pods said:

Casey DeSantis will never be first lady of anything more than Florida.

The more she and Ron open their stupid fucking mouths, the more off-putting the rest of the country realizes they are.

They would have had a better chance of winning the election if Ron had spent the entire time quietly in a basement, like the right kept alleging Biden was doing in 2020. 

You are absolutely wrong. Just ask Ron:

DeSantis blames media for sagging poll numbers: ‘They’re going after me’

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4085047-desantis-blames-media-for-sagging-poll-numbers-theyre-going-after-me/

 

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15 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

You are absolutely wrong. Just ask Ron:

DeSantis blames media for sagging poll numbers: ‘They’re going after me’

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4085047-desantis-blames-media-for-sagging-poll-numbers-theyre-going-after-me/

 

Yes just like they went after Trump. The difference is he's not a gigantic p about it. DeSantis has always been incredibly thin-skinned and tries to make Florida his little bubble where no one can criticize him. 

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

How did DeSantis ever get elected to ANYTHING at all? The dude is constantly glowering and comes off as one of those people you'd give anything not to have to be cornered by at an office party. Unfriendly, dark etc...

 

To quote one of my former Florida clients:

"DeSantis is an ass kicker!"

Yeah, she was dumb.

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14 hours ago, F250 said:

In high school, I took my girlfriend to see this movie on our first date. Her reaction to this scene "I don't understand where did his thing go? Can you hide it like that?"

She had so many questions.

Did she have any questions about Miggs's olfactory sensitivity or unconventional throwing motion?

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I somehow scammed an extremely attractive (like art in human form attractive), rich Egyptian girl from Plano to go on a date with me in high school and we went and saw Se7en. Needless to say there wasn't second date. She did kiss me, which was awfully nice of her. Kinda felt like a make-a-wish outing tbh. anywho, fuck DeSantis. loser

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40 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

“The catheter is a woke conspiracy for the gays and trans to handle my alpha junk!  Medicine never used it until Dr. Fauci and the groomers invented it in 20-dickety-2, the last year America wasn’t full of communist weiner touchers!  Our only hope is that President Ivanka finally bans immigration from Chicago!  They have caravans of “nurses” bringing illegal catheters from there to Jacksonville every day!  Why won’t my grandkids believe me.”

they're too busy getting convenience abortions and becoming trans, duh

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