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  On 7/6/2023 at 5:03 PM, G650 said:

 

He's actually a lawyer. His neighborhood is dirt roads.

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So upscale Palaka!   You know you're in N Central Florida when you need to wear blaze orange to go get the paper in the AM.  I'm not joking.

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  On 7/6/2023 at 1:49 PM, South Austin said:

My first interaction with a Floridian in Florida was during Spring Break of my sophomore year of college when I and some friends were driving to Ft. Lauderdale to catch a cruise ship to the Bahamas.  We pulled into a gas station off the highway late at night in a rural part of the state, and as I'm filling up my car a redneck at the pump next to me asks where we're headed.  I tell him, "Ft. Lauderdale," to which he responds nonchalantly like he's giving me helpful information like the weather forecast, "There are a lot of n----rs down there."  I say nothing, get in my car, and tell my friends, "Let's get the fuck out of here."

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I tried to tell you not to wear that Klan hood driving through Florida.

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  On 7/6/2023 at 5:28 AM, troph said:

I’m really enjoying Coloradans. Good folk. I can’t see staying in Texas honestly. Heat, taxes, hate. Just don’t need it.

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  On 7/6/2023 at 2:39 PM, Captainant said:

I just spent a weekend in the Louisville/Boulder area and holy shit it's amazing how much more chilled out everyone is up there. 

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we have officially been here one year, and my opinion that Coloradoans in general are very friendly and seem to always be happy and in a good mood has only solidified. i mean they can't all be high... can they?? 🤔 😄 j/k...i honestly think the climate and being surrounded by natural beauty everywhere you look has to have a positive effect on one's psyche.

it's a damn shame the most beautiful beaches in the country are in Florida.

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  On 7/6/2023 at 6:12 PM, mchookem said:

i honestly think the climate and being surrounded by natural beauty everywhere you look has to have a positive effect on one's psyche.

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You mean living in a hot, inhospitable climate in a flat, tree-less expanse with nothing to do except go to the Dollar General or Walmart and watch TV is a bad way to live?

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  On 7/6/2023 at 6:58 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

About a week ago a guy in sparkling clean 4WD F250 Superduty that featured stickers of a punisher skull, Black Rifle Coffee Co, something about liberal tears, and of course, Trump 24, and had never seen anything rougher than asphalt made a point to speed up when I was coming off  the highway on-ramp in my Maverick, and gave me the finger when I merged in behind him.

I got a look at him, and his whole life revealed itself. This man is 5'9", overweight, divorced, and has a permanent cowlick from the strap of his CPAP. He's borderline diabetic, struggling with his blood pressure and drinks too much. His ex-wife hates him, his kids give him lip, his boss is riding his ass, and he spends 2 hours of his life every day in traffic at 11MPG creeping to and from his tract house where he lives alone in one distant suburb to his job in another suburb on the other side of town, where he works alone. He's 2 months behind on the truck payment about a year into a 7 year note, his ARM just went up, and he's currently a little light on cash because "a woman he met online" got him to buy her a plane ticket here but she didn't show because "she got sick" and now she's not returning his text messages. He's an old 45, going on 60, and he's got his nose pressed up against the glass of a good life that seems to available to everybody but him. 

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He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake

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Posted
  On 7/6/2023 at 6:12 PM, mchookem said:

we have officially been here one year, and my opinion that Coloradoans in general are very friendly and seem to always be happy and in a good mood has only solidified. i mean they can't all be high... can they?? 🤔 😄 j/k...i honestly think the climate and being surrounded by natural beauty everywhere you look has to have a positive effect on one's psyche.

it's a damn shame the most beautiful beaches in the country are in Florida.

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I think the PNW (Big Sur to Vancover, BC) have better coastlines imo.

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  On 7/6/2023 at 6:58 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

About a week ago a guy in sparkling clean 4WD F250 Superduty that featured stickers of a punisher skull, Black Rifle Coffee Co, something about liberal tears, and of course, Trump 24, and had never seen anything rougher than asphalt made a point to speed up when I was coming off  the highway on-ramp in my Maverick, and gave me the finger when I merged in behind him.

I got a look at him, and his whole life revealed itself. This man is 5'9", overweight, divorced, and has a permanent cowlick from the strap of his CPAP. He's borderline diabetic, struggling with his blood pressure and drinks too much. His ex-wife hates him, his kids give him lip, his boss is riding his ass, and he spends 2 hours of his life every day in traffic at 11MPG creeping to and from his tract house where he lives alone in one distant suburb to his job in another suburb on the other side of town, where he works alone. He's 2 months behind on the truck payment about a year into a 7 year note, his ARM just went up, and he's currently a little light on cash because "a woman he met online" got him to buy her a plane ticket here but she didn't show because "she got sick" and now she's not returning his text messages. He's an old 45, going on 60, and he's got his nose pressed up against the glass of a good life that seems to available to everybody but him. 


in other words, his problem is Joe Biden.

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Stop kicking him, he's already dead.

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  On 7/6/2023 at 8:50 PM, troph said:

I think the PNW (Big Sur to Vancover, BC) have better coastlines imo.

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no doubt they are more scenic...but i enjoy getting in the actual water, sharks and all lol. i really enjoyed sitting on the beach in CA (spent a week in Oceanside in April), but the temp and waves make getting in the surf a bit prohibitive. 

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Posted
  On 7/6/2023 at 10:04 PM, atomheartbevo said:

"We are no longer silent"????

The same group of people that won't shut the fuck up every time they are triggered by the slightest thing?

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they're just super letting you know in case it's not already painfully obvious.

seriously, when did we allow the stupids to take complete control of this country?

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Posted
  On 7/6/2023 at 4:00 PM, locodos said:

Do they work for Georgia Pacific?     I dislike the city because they targeted college kids heading over to the beaches.   Natural beauty of the river is undeniable but it's an ugly industrial, old south (in a bad way) city.  I got pulled for 2 miles over the speed limit.  The cop flashed his high school ring as he gripped my door and asked me if us college boys thought we could break the law in his city.  I was seriously biting my cheek not to chuckle when he said city.  Glad I didn't.  Kept us road side for 30 mins and really really wanted to search the car.  Finally let me go and wrote the ticket for 11 over even after he told my I was doing 2 over which was BS anyway because everyone knew the drill.

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Casey DeSantis will never be first lady of anything more than Florida.

The more she and Ron open their stupid fucking mouths, the more off-putting the rest of the country realizes they are.

They would have had a better chance of winning the election if Ron had spent the entire time quietly in a basement, like the right kept alleging Biden was doing in 2020. 

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  On 7/6/2023 at 10:58 PM, NWBuck said:

Updated for accuracy

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All those Buckeye Planet racists were not from Kentucky. Sorry.   Many ways-cool folks on BP who I will always consider friends, but some racist fucks were allowed to post almost unhindered. No bueno. 

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Posted
  On 7/7/2023 at 12:21 AM, dcbc said:

Tucked?

 

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In high school, I took my girlfriend to see this movie on our first date. Her reaction to this scene "I don't understand where did his thing go? Can you hide it like that?"

She had so many questions.

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  On 7/7/2023 at 3:58 AM, Bama Chick said:

lol

How did I not know his middle name is Dion???e3a2b6464239fe87412aadd4f700735b.jpg

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They say people get more conservative as they age, but this guy is already way more conservative than  95% of the country and he’s not even 45 yet. 
 

What will he be like in 20-30 years?

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  On 7/6/2023 at 11:51 PM, Pods said:

Casey DeSantis will never be first lady of anything more than Florida.

The more she and Ron open their stupid fucking mouths, the more off-putting the rest of the country realizes they are.

They would have had a better chance of winning the election if Ron had spent the entire time quietly in a basement, like the right kept alleging Biden was doing in 2020. 

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You are absolutely wrong. Just ask Ron:

DeSantis blames media for sagging poll numbers: ‘They’re going after me’

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4085047-desantis-blames-media-for-sagging-poll-numbers-theyre-going-after-me/

 

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  On 7/7/2023 at 3:26 PM, FirstTimeCaller said:

You are absolutely wrong. Just ask Ron:

DeSantis blames media for sagging poll numbers: ‘They’re going after me’

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4085047-desantis-blames-media-for-sagging-poll-numbers-theyre-going-after-me/

 

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Yes just like they went after Trump. The difference is he's not a gigantic p about it. DeSantis has always been incredibly thin-skinned and tries to make Florida his little bubble where no one can criticize him. 

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they're looking at this wrong...i mean they no longer have the immigrant labor to clean all those hotel rooms and run all those restaurants anyway right, so this is actually a win. congratulations lol

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Historians will marvel at the "Make America Florida" thing. How fucking tone deaf, to not get that something being "Florida" has a certain connotation. 

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Posted
  On 7/7/2023 at 7:02 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

How did DeSantis ever get elected to ANYTHING at all? The dude is constantly glowering and comes off as one of those people you'd give anything not to have to be cornered by at an office party. Unfriendly, dark etc...

 

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To quote one of my former Florida clients:

"DeSantis is an ass kicker!"

Yeah, she was dumb.

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  On 7/7/2023 at 4:16 AM, F250 said:

In high school, I took my girlfriend to see this movie on our first date. Her reaction to this scene "I don't understand where did his thing go? Can you hide it like that?"

She had so many questions.

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Did she have any questions about Miggs's olfactory sensitivity or unconventional throwing motion?

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  On 7/7/2023 at 7:05 PM, Genco said:

Did she have any questions about Miggs's olfactory sensitivity or unconventional throwing motion?

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lol she did. We were young, it was a bad movie choice.

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Posted
  On 7/7/2023 at 8:27 PM, longhornmatt said:

“The catheter is a woke conspiracy for the gays and trans to handle my alpha junk!  Medicine never used it until Dr. Fauci and the groomers invented it in 20-dickety-2, the last year America wasn’t full of communist weiner touchers!  Our only hope is that President Ivanka finally bans immigration from Chicago!  They have caravans of “nurses” bringing illegal catheters from there to Jacksonville every day!  Why won’t my grandkids believe me.”

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they're too busy getting convenience abortions and becoming trans, duh

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Man…his name is incredibly close to “Ronnie James Dio,” but Dio’s runniest crap ever taken is 1000x cooler than DeSantis ever will be.
Ima go crank up Rainbow in the Dark now.

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