Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread

[Red Five 40868]

I'm curious what Meatball Ron looks like when debating. Does he just yell woke! over and over? 

[C-Man 27233]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

And because Newsome isn't running for President...yet

Meatball is a candidate for 2024 and Biden is the incumbent. I mean, Newsome would wipe the floor with Shitface, but shouldn't take the bait. 

I put the odds of this actually happening at somewhere around 5%

[Pancho 44860]

He’s trying so hard to be liked

[Bama Chick 28596]

I mean, let’s be shallow.

Newsome is objectively handsome. Not politician handsome either - like, real life handsome. And tall.

And with Hannity as the moderator?

Newsome will be this hot silver fox next to two dumpy shrill chubby bitches.

Newsome wins on hair and teeth alone lol.

This would be the visuals of JFK vs. Nixon on steroids.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13515]

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

I mean, let’s be shallow.

Newsome is objectively handsome. Not politician handsome either - like, real life handsome. And tall.

And with Hannity as the moderator?

Newsome will be this hot silver fox next to two dumpy shrill chubby bitches.

Newsome wins on hair and teeth alone lol.

This would be the visuals of JFK vs. Nixon on steroids.

Good point about the height. Wouldn't shock me if DeSantis will require the podiums are far apart and no hand shaking. Or perhaps ask to include Abbott so that they remain seated where heights differences are minimized.

[Bullneck 19181]

25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

He’s trying so hard to be liked

C'mon, no one says shit like that.  Violent rhetoric like that?  That's crazy.  Oh, wait:

Quote

“We’re going to ensure the woke agenda ends up in the dustbin of history,” DeSantis said Sunday.

Throughout his trip to New Hampshire, he appeared bent on demonstrating that no candidate talks tougher. He promised that, under his presidency, Mexican drug cartels would be “shot stone cold dead,” and vowed that when it comes to federal bureaucrats, “we are going to start slitting throats on Day One.”

I stand corrected.  But I'm not sure if his plan will work, seeing as how there's no shortage of drug dealers in this world:

Sleep on silk, lie like a politician,
My Uzi's my best friend, cold as a mortician.
Lock me up, it's genocidal catastrophe,
There'll be another one after me!

[kevwun 15806]

You know there's a lot of support for you when you're a nationally known candidate running for President and you're drawing crowds of 30 people at your events.

[atomheartbevo 89735]

10 hours ago, bolverk said:

Along with a pitch of the whine that'll make all the moms take Calgon bubble baths.

1 hour ago, Lurch said:

Newsome is the one fishing

 

Yep, can't be a stalking horse if nobody takes the bait.  Okay, that's a weird mix of analogies.

But anyways, I have a feeling this is ultimately Newsome lining up for 2028, even though it benefits Biden in the here and now.  It's ultimately giving the national audience a look at Newsome (and there will be plenty of social media clips flying around).

[Biff Tannen 45692]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

You know there's a lot of support for you when you're a nationally known candidate running for President and you're drawing crowds of 30 people at your events.

Why the fuck is he still a thing?  He's down like 30 points.  This is silly.  

[Blotto 23560]

His campaign is over, everyone knows it. He couldnt even make it to primary season. Howard Dean is embarrassed for him.

[tchookem 3903]

crazy how badly white people are treated in America now. DeSantis to the rescue.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/02/politics/disney-reedy-creek-dei/index.html

“The so-called diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives were advanced during the tenure of the previous board and they were illegal and simply un-American,” [FL's Reedy Creek] district administrator Glenton Gilzean said. “Our district will no longer participate in any attempt to divide us by race or advance the notion that we are not created equal.”

 


DEI initiatives don't address the wrongs of people not being created equal. They address the wrongs of people not being treated equal.

[ohchaucer 1443]

 


DEI initiatives don't address the wrongs of people not being created equal. They address the wrongs of people not being treated equal.

That’s about as well said as I’ve ever heard on the issue. Bravo.

[RDCanecutter 26454]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

C'mon, no one says shit like that.  Violent rhetoric like that?  That's crazy.  Oh, wait:

I stand corrected.  But I'm not sure if his plan will work, seeing as how there's no shortage of drug dealers in this world:

Sleep on silk, lie like a politician,
My Uzi's my best friend, cold as a mortician.
Lock me up, it's genocidal catastrophe,
There'll be another one after me!

So I guess he's pretty much wiped out drug dealing in Florida.

[Ben Tobin 374]

That Newsome boy make Bama Chick moist 

[Bama Chick 28596]

I mean, compared to DeSantis, you’d probably make me moist.

Don’t mean I want to fuck y’all.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

 

Edited August 3, 2023 by Grade of D as in David
Haven't even seen my sweet Zipline skills

[Longhorn_Fan68 33876]

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

His campaign is over, everyone knows it. He couldnt even make it to primary season. Howard Dean is embarrassed for him.

Yeah!

[Fudge Nuggets 19207]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why the fuck is he still a thing?  He's down like 30 points.  This is silly.  

Still a lot of grifting to do.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33876]

11 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I know Desantis has no chance, and I know Trump’s brazen dishonesty and batshit insanity has kind of shattered all norms already … but can we pause a moment and just acknowledge how fucked up things are when the governor of Florida and one of the leading figures in the two mainstream political parties is campaigning on shooting people and slitting throats?   Can we just have like a national “Everyone go outside and stop poisoning your brains for a little while” holiday or something?  What are we even doing?

I think plenty of people are abhorred by that statement. Add it to the pile. Dude is digging his own political grave. he's likely already won the last election he ever will

[tx 3 putt 77109]

5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Good point about the height. Wouldn't shock me if DeSantis will require the podiums are far apart and no hand shaking. Or perhaps ask to include Abbott so that they remain seated where heights differences are minimized.

they’ll be sitting down 

[Pancho 44860]

 

[YGIFS 19452]

Politics aside, when I look at the current State of Florida...one thought rings true in my head over and over again, "Those people need fewer and fewer professionals educated in the ways of psychology."  

[Biff Tannen 45692]

3 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

I know Desantis has no chance, and I know Trump’s brazen dishonesty and batshit insanity has kind of shattered all norms already … but can we pause a moment and just acknowledge how fucked up things are when the governor of Florida and one of the leading figures in the two mainstream political parties is campaigning on shooting people and slitting throats?   Can we just have like a national “Everyone go outside and stop poisoning your brains for a little while” holiday or something?  What are we even doing?

Do you think it's like 2014 or something?  Dude, this shit is WAY past us.

[RDCanecutter 26454]

2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

I know Desantis has no chance, and I know Trump’s brazen dishonesty and batshit insanity has kind of shattered all norms already … but can we pause a moment and just acknowledge how fucked up things are when the governor of Florida and one of the leading figures in the two mainstream political parties is campaigning on shooting people and slitting throats?   Can we just have like a national “Everyone go outside and stop poisoning your brains for a little while” holiday or something?  What are we even doing?

Soundin a little bit woke there, son.

[RDCanecutter 26454]

50 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

They're gonna drag down Florida schools and STILL not get better in football.

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

3 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

I know Desantis has no chance, and I know Trump’s brazen dishonesty and batshit insanity has kind of shattered all norms already … but can we pause a moment and just acknowledge how fucked up things are when the governor of Florida and one of the leading figures in the two mainstream political parties is campaigning on shooting people and slitting throats?   Can we just have like a national “Everyone go outside and stop poisoning your brains for a little while” holiday or something?  What are we even doing?

I'm with you, but toss it on the pile.  We have congress people using revenge porn tactics and showing dick picks at hearings.  We have blatantly open corruption on the so-called Supreme Court.  The governor of Texas is committing murder by drowning people including children.  None of this is normal and all of this is the new normal.

[Fudge Nuggets 19207]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

They're gonna drag down Florida schools and STILL not get better in football.

NCAA should throw out all Florida schools.

[Pods 7586]

10 hours ago, tchookem said:

DEI initiatives don't address the wrongs of people not being created equal. They address the wrongs of people not being treated equal.

I wish I could rep this twice. Fantastic post and this should be the response every time they try to air that bullshit. How they're created has got nothing to do with it. 

 

Also, Newsom should wear gator skin boots when he destroys DeSantis. He won't need lifts inside them like DeSantis is using. 

[DDD Dad 14343]

9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I mean, compared to DeSantis, you’d probably make me moist.

Don’t mean I want to fuck y’all.

 

[jimmyjazz 45981]

44 minutes ago, Pods said:

Also, Newsom should wear gator skin boots when he destroys DeSantis. He won't need lifts inside them like DeSantis is using. 

He should wear lifts, anyway, just to counter Meatball's tactic.

[tx 3 putt 77109]

He’s such an odd person ….

 

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

5 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

It is, but even Trump doesn’t go around overtly talking about slitting throats.  Not even when he’s trying to incite mobs to kill his Vice President … oh, ok I see your point. Maybe we are past this.

Slitting throats? Not exactly.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-2nd-amendment-folks-stop-clintons-supreme-court/story?id=41239648

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s such an odd person ….

 

Ok in this clip:

1) ron and someone else are holding their beer bottles by the base instead of the neck.  That makes your hand cold and your beer warm. Hope I don’t hurt feelings here when I say you have to be an idiot to hold a beer like that unless you are using a koozie. 
 

2) he takes a drink with his right and left hand.  Probably because his right hand is cold so he switches, but how often do you drink from both hands in close succession when both hands are free to use?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33876]

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ok in this clip:

1) ron and someone else are holding their beer bottles by the base instead of the neck.  That makes your hand cold and your beer warm. Hope I don’t hurt feelings here when I say you have to be an idiot to hold a beer like that unless you are using a koozie. 
 

2) he takes a drink with his right and left hand.  Probably because his right hand is cold so he switches, but how often do you drink from both hands in close succession when both hands are free to use?

At best you're describing how a wannabe dictator awkwardly drinks beer. At worst the lizard person is susceptible to cold and is displaying it for all to see. Either way, fuck him. 

[Dutchrudder 11141]

Has a comedian handed him a sharpie and asked him to sign a meatball yet?  Cause that would be fun. Just hand him a saucy one like it's completely normal and get his reaction. He might even throw it at the guy. 

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

How much fun would it be to nail Ron on the side of the head with a tomato sauced meatball, while he’s talking to a dozen rolling cameras?

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s such an odd person ….

 

Who was that guy talking? I couldn't recognize him without a vest with his name on it.

 

Also is that a healed Madison cawthorn at the very end?

[atomheartbevo 89735]

8 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

They're gonna drag down Florida schools and STILL not get better in football.

"I just need to ask you a few question..."

"Fire away"

"You're gonna want to be careful using gun-based metaphors, we had a shooting here last spring."

"Oh God I'm so sorry"

"Don't be too sorry, it's the reason we had an opening"

--

"What were some of the benefits of slavery to the slaves?"

----

"That's like saying Auschwitz was a weight loss camp!"

"Can't count that unfortunately because the benefits of the Holocaust is a part of our World History standards"

[NWBuck 8571]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How often do you drink from both hands in close succession when both hands are free to use?

Maybe he thinks it's presidential? 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13515]

DeSantis must be torn about the indictments. For a normal opponent, they would be have calls from within their own party to step down from the race. Not trump. The indictments may do nothing but raise trumps numbers but it may be the only path for DeSantis to win the gop nom.

[DigglerontheHoof 21204]

That head-bobbing thing he has going is just pathetic.  JFC, this dude is awkward AF. 

[jimmyjazz 45981]

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

1) ron and someone else are holding their beer bottles by the base instead of the neck.  That makes your hand cold and your beer warm. Hope I don’t hurt feelings here when I say you have to be an idiot to hold a beer like that unless you are using a koozie. 

Now do beer cans.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5114]

On 7/28/2023 at 4:28 PM, tx 3 putt said:

If he was a real man, he’d be buying this ….

 

This is the incorrect answer.  As someone who grew up in Allsup's country, I'm telling you now that it's the chimichanga all day every day.  

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

2 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

This is the incorrect answer.  As someone who grew up in Allsup's country, I'm telling you now that it's the chimichanga all day every day.  

Jackrabbit chimichangas?

[tx 3 putt 77109]

Nice pick desantis …

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26454]

17 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

NCAA should throw out all Florida schools.

Do you live in an alternate universe where the NCAA cares about things?

[Pescado_Rojo 19425]

56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Nice pick desantis …

 

 

WhAt AbOuT ThE iRiSh???

One of the nuts I keep on FB so I know what the mouth breathers are on about this week is constantly posting stuff about "Irish Slaves" in America. 

[C-Man 27233]

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s such an odd person ….

 

This one is painful too: 

Loser DeSantis supporter: "My dad played football for Yale."

Loser says his dad graduated in 1957 and somehow claims they were national champions. Meatball says something about Yale being a powerhouse in the 30's -- they were good but powerhouse is a bit much -- and there being like three or four Heisman trophies at the school. They have two.

Then he ends by putting his hand on Meatball's shoulder and it appears he is about to tell him that he's going to pray for him.

[Pescado_Rojo 19425]

19 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Do you live in an alternate universe where the NCAA cares about things?

I hear you, but what if some coach at FAU buys a kid a cheeseburger? 

[C-Man 27233]

15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ok in this clip:

1) ron and someone else are holding their beer bottles by the base instead of the neck.  That makes your hand cold and your beer warm. Hope I don’t hurt feelings here when I say you have to be an idiot to hold a beer like that unless you are using a koozie. 
 

2) he takes a drink with his right and left hand.  Probably because his right hand is cold so he switches, but how often do you drink from both hands in close succession when both hands are free to use?

Maybe you should drink your beer faster you woke pussy. 😁

(I can bet with near certainty that during the course of this event Meatball made some variation of this statement: "See, it's not Bud Light!")