Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

 

Anybody have any clips from the debate? Post em up! I need some lulz today.

 

[HenryJames 66160]

Well it's Florida.

[Bozo_Casanova 26522]

I know he’s done, but he keeps being funny

 

[YGIFS 19452]

To be fair to DeSantis, there's a pretty damn good chance he can parlay that tweet into a Boebert handjob...probably some ball-cupping as well...if he has any after this last debate

[jimmyjazz 46094]

We went to see "Napoleon" Saturday night after the game.

It was a bad movie, but it would have been better with DeSantis in the starring role.

[shakahorn 1645]

On 12/1/2023 at 7:02 AM, South Austin said:

I fully believe that DeSantis wholeheartedly wants to run for President, but lacks any self-awareness to discern what an awkward and socially inept piece of shit he really is.

You misspelled "Ted Cruz."

[TeeDubya 3362]

53 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

We went to see "Napoleon" Saturday night after the game.

It was a bad movie, but it would have been better with DeSantis in the starring role.

 

DeSantis is too short for even that role.

[mdmost 43027]

Trumps blamed FSU getting snubbed on DeSantis. 

[Bullneck 19200]

Well, here's something interesting.  Chris Zeigler and his wife* had a three way with this woman.  Then one day he decided to show up at her place by himself.  Not welcomed, but who cares?

https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/c1crpo54brkm8x90emjt3/911-Audio.mp4?rlkey=t69p3su1nrec20ptb43ex93tx&dl=0

* Mrs Z. is the - wait for it - co-founder of Florida Moms for Liberty.  

 

 

[tx 3 putt 77332]

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Well, here's something interesting.  Chris Zeigler and his wife* had a three way with this woman.  Then one day he decided to show up at her place by himself.  Not welcomed, but who cares?

https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/c1crpo54brkm8x90emjt3/911-Audio.mp4?rlkey=t69p3su1nrec20ptb43ex93tx&dl=0

* Mrs Z. is the - wait for it - co-founder of Florida Moms for Liberty.  

 

 

 

Laying Pipe for Liberty !

[RDCanecutter 26465]

Tuesday, DeSantis decides to fight for Florida State's spot in the playoffs. Presumably instead of Alabama.

Wednesday, DeSantis will be in Tuscaloosa.

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2023/12/05/desantis-fsu-football-playoff-florida-state-cfp/

[texasdago 7577]

[YGIFS 19452]

4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Tuesday, DeSantis decides to fight for Florida State's spot in the playoffs. Presumably instead of Alabama.

Wednesday, DeSantis will be in Tuscaloosa.

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2023/12/05/desantis-fsu-football-playoff-florida-state-cfp/

 

Seriously, between his usage of Bahamas over Cuba and Tuscaloosa over Alabama Gulf Coast...how the fuck was this guy in an officer in the U.S. Navy?  I can't wait to hear his learned opinions on college playoffs in the Sea of Japan...

[RDCanecutter 26465]

54 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

 

Seriously, between his usage of Bahamas over Cuba and Tuscaloosa over Alabama Gulf Coast...how the fuck was this guy in an officer in the U.S. Navy?  I can't wait to hear his learned opinions on college playoffs in the Sea of Japan...

He's never looked at a single map. Back when he would drive himself around, he'd have a Garmin set on female Australian voice and he'd flirt with it, just asking random directions, never knew where he was but he knew he was having an affair.

[Satchel 6948]

This is what’s in store for Texas universities:

https://www.salon.com/2023/12/04/dystopian-desantis-appointee-brags-about-college-professors-fleeing-state-over-open-hostility/

Liberal-leaning professors at Florida's public universities are giving up their positions — many of them coveted tenure roles — and blaming their departures on Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis' efforts to reconfigure the state's higher education system to align with his conservative principles. 

According to The New York Times — which interviewed a dozen academics in an array of fields who have left the state's public colleges or given their notice and, in some cases, plan to move to liberal areas — those professors, while acknowledging the hundreds of top academics who remain in the state, have raised concerns that the governor's policies have become indefensible to scholars and students. 

Just four years after he started at the University of Florida, Dr. Neil H. Buchanan, a prominent economist and tax law scholar, has given up his tenured position and moved north to teach in Toronto. Buchanan left George Washington University to work for the Florida college in 2019 shortly after DeSantis took office that year

[tx 3 putt 77332]

26 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This is what’s in store for Texas universities:

https://www.salon.com/2023/12/04/dystopian-desantis-appointee-brags-about-college-professors-fleeing-state-over-open-hostility/

Liberal-leaning professors at Florida's public universities are giving up their positions — many of them coveted tenure roles — and blaming their departures on Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis' efforts to reconfigure the state's higher education system to align with his conservative principles. 

According to The New York Times — which interviewed a dozen academics in an array of fields who have left the state's public colleges or given their notice and, in some cases, plan to move to liberal areas — those professors, while acknowledging the hundreds of top academics who remain in the state, have raised concerns that the governor's policies have become indefensible to scholars and students. 

Just four years after he started at the University of Florida, Dr. Neil H. Buchanan, a prominent economist and tax law scholar, has given up his tenured position and moved north to teach in Toronto. Buchanan left George Washington University to work for the Florida college in 2019 shortly after DeSantis took office that year

 

 

Aren't abbott and patrick both VERY open about wanting this to happen at UT Austin ?

[Satchel 6948]

39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Aren't abbott and patrick both VERY open about wanting this to happen at UT Austin ?

Very much so. They’re the ones behind the right wing think tanks taking root on Texas campuses.

[jimmyjazz 46094]

My father was a college professor, as was my mother for a bit (but she mostly taught MS/HS).

Obviously, I'm not happy they've passed on, but they would be apoplectic over this shit.  It's unbelievable.

[texas08 1599]

Well, here's something interesting.  Chris Zeigler and his wife* had a three way with this woman.  Then one day he decided to show up at her place by himself.  Not welcomed, but who cares?
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/c1crpo54brkm8x90emjt3/911-Audio.mp4?rlkey=t69p3su1nrec20ptb43ex93tx&dl=0
* Mrs Z. is the - wait for it - co-founder of Florida Moms for Liberty.  
 
 

The hypocrisy on these vile pieces of shit.

"You can’t vilify and demonize the LGBTQ population and then turn around and engage in those activities.”

https://www.fox13news.com/news/calls-for-bridget-ziegler-to-resign-from-sarasota-school-board-amidst-christian-ziegler-investigation.amp


Would.

[tx 3 putt 77332]

4 minutes ago, texas08 said:

The hypocrisy on these vile pieces of shit.

"You can’t vilify and demonize the LGBTQ population and then turn around and engage in those activities.”

https://www.fox13news.com/news/calls-for-bridget-ziegler-to-resign-from-sarasota-school-board-amidst-christian-ziegler-investigation.amp


Would.

 

[atomheartbevo 89777]

1 hour ago, texas08 said:

The hypocrisy on these vile pieces of shit.

"You can’t vilify and demonize the LGBTQ population and then turn around and engage in those activities.”

https://www.fox13news.com/news/calls-for-bridget-ziegler-to-resign-from-sarasota-school-board-amidst-christian-ziegler-investigation.amp


Would.

[C-Man 27254]

Ron Desantis includes $1M in Florida’s state budget to sue the CFP over FSU missing the playoffs.

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/desantis-budget-includes-1-million-to-sue-for-fsu-not-making-football-playoff

[RDCanecutter 26465]

15 hours ago, C-Man said:

Ron Desantis gives $1Million of state money to a couple of his cronies to file some boilerplate nonsense.

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/desantis-budget-includes-1-million-to-sue-for-fsu-not-making-football-playoff

fif slime.

[tx 3 putt 77332]

How much for a ticket on the FL Moms for Liberty sex bus to Iowa ?

 

[Covri 6252]

They should just switch places and have Casey run for president and just never acknowledge the swap.

[atomheartbevo 89777]

7 minutes ago, Covri said:

They should just switch places and have Casey run for president and just never acknowledge the swap.

She's the one who wants it, she's the one who can think on her feet, and she's the one who doesn't act like a fucking robot.

[Bullneck 19200]

25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's the one who wants it, she's the one who can think on her feet, and she's the one who doesn't act like a fucking robot.

She's the only one of the two anyone would ever want to bone.

[Covri 6252]

I encourage everyone to watch that video, the fox anchor’s many fart faces, Ron’s squint as he dies more inside, Casey’s thumb at her husband at the end is the cherry on top. 

Edited December 9, 2023 by Covri

[tx 3 putt 77332]

The revolution has been crushed !

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89777]

53 minutes ago, Covri said:

I encourage everyone to watch that video, the fox anchor’s many fart faces, Ron’s squint as he dies more inside, Casey’s thumb at her husband at the end is the cherry on top. 

She really needed to end it with her thumb pointing at her husband and saying "AND IF THIS LOSER CAN'T GET IT DONE, I WILL!"

[tx 3 putt 77332]

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

She really needed to end it with her thumb pointing at her husband and saying "AND IF THIS LOSER CAN'T GET IT DONE, I WILL!"

she’s going to run for gov 

[atomheartbevo 89777]

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

she’s going to run for gov 

So will she run for re-election after her first term, or switch gears to a US Senate seat, or the White House?

[YGIFS 19452]

So she openly advocated for election fraud using the elderly and undocumented?  

I mean, she's Milfy and all, but I don't think I'd fuck her with Ron DeSantis' dick.

[Bullneck 19200]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

The revolution has been crushed !

 

 

Want to know why they are so obsessed with election security?

Because they can't trust themselves and think everyone else is just like them.

[Bullneck 19200]

3 hours ago, Covri said:

They should just switch places and have Casey run say "Desantis for president" and just never acknowledge the swap. say which one.

 

Edited December 9, 2023 by Bullneck

[atomheartbevo 89777]

 

[mdmost 43027]

Watching them flame out spectacularly warms my cold, black heart. 

[jimmyjazz 46094]

Damn, @atomheartbevo, I'm not gonna stop laughing for an hour.

[C-Man 27254]

14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So she openly advocated for election fraud using the elderly and undocumented?  

I mean, she's Milfy and all, but I don't think I'd fuck her with Ron DeSantis' dick.

That's cool. He "fucks" her with other dude's dicks all the time.

[Gatorubet 30289]

[tx 3 putt 77332]

Theyre both very odd. Something isnt right 

[atomheartbevo 89777]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Theyre both very odd. Something isnt right 

Her eyebrows or Ronnie and her?

[RDCanecutter 26465]

On 12/9/2023 at 1:18 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Theyre both very odd. Something isnt right 

Escaped animatronic early-AI prototypes. Thus the hatred of Disney plus the need to get back in the Hall of Presidents.

[wildcat09 29376]

Ron's campaign flaming out before we even get to 2024 has been one of this year's little unexpected joys.  

[RDCanecutter 26465]

Just now, wildcat09 said:

Ron's campaign flaming out before we even get to 2024 has been one of this year's little unexpected joys.  

He can go back home, slump on the couch, kick off his lifts, and yell at Edith.

[jimmyjazz 46094]

Just now, RDCanecutter said:

He can go back home, slump on the couch, kick off his lifts, and yell at Edith.

Couch?

[RDCanecutter 26465]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Couch?

If you knew what I'd done to my brain since I last saw that show, you'd be like, "Damn, it's a miracle RD remembered anything."

 

[tx 3 putt 77332]

[mchookem 16367]

COWBOY BOOTS AREN'T EVEN A FLORIDA THING YOU STUPID JACKASS!! 

[Pato del Muerto 52568]

6 minutes ago, mchookem said:

COWBOY BOOTS AREN'T EVEN A FLORIDA THING YOU STUPID JACKASS!! 

Heels are heels. Hilarious that he must be oblivious to the fact that everyone knows because they can see it.  Or knows, and it hurts him deeply, but he has to do it anyway because suddenly being 4” shorter would be even more embarrassing.