Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread

[Pato del Muerto 52538]

I mean you can see the outline of the side of his foot going upward, and you can see where the balls of his foot are landing in the boot and causing the crease damn near in the middle of it. 

[fattyflattie 4638]

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Going with those botas picudas?  Seems ironic with his stance on the border.  
 

Honest question.  Doesn’t “riser” type shoes have a thick sole all the way thru?  What good does it do to have a walking/slight riding heel  if the rest of your sole is 1/2” thick?  I used to have an old superintendent who had some but the whole damn sole was like 1.5” thick. He’d lay on some shit about them being for his bad feet but it was only in his good boots (and he was like 5’-6”).  I’ve got an old pair of gators with a walking heel in them and it doesn’t make me any taller I don’t believe.  I know they don’t change my suit pants when I have them vs my roper heel. 
 

eta: he’s definitely doing something. I’m just trying to figure out how it works. 

Edited December 12, 2023 by fattyflattie

[Pato del Muerto 52538]

He’s sporting like a 2” heel plus 2” lifts inside them. And that elevation creates an angle like wearing stilettos, so his toes land halfway down the boot sole. He walks on his toes all day- which also explains his strange gait at times. 

[Steamboat1874 4075]

On 12/12/2023 at 12:13 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s sporting like a 2” heel plus 2” lifts inside them. And that elevation creates an angle like wearing stilettos, so his toes land halfway down the boot sole. He walks on his toes all day- which also explains his strange gait at times. 

[miguelito 11266]

[TexasHooch 5122]

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/10/31/desantis-boots-shoemakers-00121044

[TexasHooch 5122]

On 12/12/2023 at 12:08 AM, fattyflattie said:

Going with those botas picudas?  Seems ironic with his stance on the border.  
 

Honest question.  Doesn’t “riser” type shoes have a thick sole all the way thru?  What good does it do to have a walking/slight riding heel  if the rest of your sole is 1/2” thick?  I used to have an old superintendent who had some but the whole damn sole was like 1.5” thick. He’d lay on some shit about them being for his bad feet but it was only in his good boots (and he was like 5’-6”).  I’ve got an old pair of gators with a walking heel in them and it doesn’t make me any taller I don’t believe.  I know they don’t change my suit pants when I have them vs my roper heel. 
 

eta: he’s definitely doing something. I’m just trying to figure out how it works. 

The article posted above explains it better than I could, but the bottom line is that he's not using custom made/modified boots.  He's simply tossing in aftermarket heel lifts into his off the rack boots.

[jimmyjazz 46001]

I am not a tall man.  I am also not insecure.  I can't imagine prancing around on lifts like that, which have to be ridiculously uncomfortable.

That dude is really weird.

[texasdago 7575]

52 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am not a tall man.  I am also not insecure.  I can't imagine prancing around on lifts like that, which have to be ridiculously uncomfortable.

That dude is really weird.

Ditto... no one has ever accused of being tall and I actually hate shoes with too much cushion, support.  Put me in a pair of chucks and I'm all good.  This stuff?  Really embarrassing.  

[TexasHooch 5122]

13 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Ditto... no one has ever accused of being tall and I actually hate shoes with too much cushion, support.  Put me in a pair of chucks and I'm all good.  This stuff?  Really embarrassing.  

The thing is,  there is actual evidence suggesting that shorter men are at a disadvantage in presidential elections. 

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1048984312000884

So, I suppose an argument could be made that Ron is doing this to overcome a societal bias, rather than his own insecurity.  That argument would be bullshit (it's both) but you could make it.

[jimmyjazz 46001]

22 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Put me in a pair of chucks and I'm all good.

Literally part of my look for probably 25 years.

[texasdago 7575]

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Literally part of my look for probably 25 years.

and one thing chucks don't offer is lift.  Nor do 95% of the shoes I wear and no Fs are given.

[Covri 6250]

 

Chuck Taylors come in all sorts of lifted styles lol

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

 

lol look at the last frame of the video in this tweet

 

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89762]

Nikki needs to mock him in the next debate.  Tell everybody to take off their shows and stand next to each other.

[safe sex 11738]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

lol look at the last frame of the video in this tweet

 

 

 

That's a person walking on their toes

[atomheartbevo 89762]

Jenna Ellis is going after him on this, and it’s good to see that he gives no shits about the Constitution.  I mean we knew that but he’s putting it out in public.

In response to somebody tearing down a Satanism display in a state capitol 

 

[South Austin 52523]

Satan is going to be pissed.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13586]

On 12/13/2023 at 8:32 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Nikki needs to mock him in the next debate.  Tell everybody to take off their shows and stand next to each other.

The 3 leading candidates for the Alpha Male Party presidential nomination

- Candidate in make-up

- Candidate in high heels

- Nikki Haley

[YGIFS 19452]

#4: beta-cuck nerd whom compensates for low-T by talking non-stop and over-the-top hand gestures in an attempt to seem strong.

#5: an actual, kinda tough guy.  But once you see him in the photographs in a baseball uniform attempting to "play", America's pastime.  You're like, "No thanks, we already have a Rosie O'Donnell." 

[RDCanecutter 26458]

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Jenna Ellis is going after him on this, and it’s good to see that he gives no shits about the Constitution.  I mean we knew that but he’s putting it out in public.

In response to somebody tearing down a Satanism display in a state capitol 

 

The job is not done until the Inquisition gets the truth out of the Satanists. Break them on the wheel!

[TeeDubya 3362]

Presumably Judas…..

[tx 3 putt 77242]

 

[atomheartbevo 89762]

Holy shit, he gets sucked at his own rally.

Gotta love the George Soros mention.

And still obsessed with COVID even though the rest of the country has moved on.

Edited December 18, 2023 by atomheartbevo

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

15 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

Presumably Judas…..
 

I too wish Ron DeSantis would’ve died almost 2,000 years ago. 

[SubliminalHorn 6809]

Zuckerbucks have been banned? What the fuck is he talking about 

[HenryJames 66135]

18 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Zuckerbucks have been banned? What the fuck is he talking about 

He’s a very online weirdo.

[YGIFS 19452]

What the fuck is a Zuckerbuck?  Sounds like the currency you use at Del Boca Vista, Phase II to get drugs or pussy that won't show up on your monthly billing statement so your wife won't find out.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Holy shit, he gets sucked at his own rally.

Gotta love the George Soros mention.

Soros is 93 years old and while anyone paying attention understands the 'code,' I wonder who will become their new target in the future....

[Pescado_Rojo 19427]

35 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Soros is 93 years old and while anyone paying attention understands the 'code,' I wonder who will become their new target in the future....

Bill Gates will get promoted to the majors. 

[RDCanecutter 26458]

On 12/17/2023 at 7:32 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

Ever been in Mexico during an election? They've got cars that drive around with tinny megaphones with voices booming forth that sound just like Ron there.

[UTCzech III 2907]

 

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2681]

oh god can someone embed the vid of Ron as Randy in A Christmas Story that is posted in those comments?

[Matuka 1310]

Raised by wolves

[atomheartbevo 89762]

22 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

oh god can someone embed the vid of Ron as Randy in A Christmas Story that is posted in those comments?

 

[Gatorubet 30274]

On 12/16/2023 at 11:07 AM, RDCanecutter said:

The job is not done until the Inquisition gets the truth out of the Satanists. Break them on the wheel!

I think Black Phillip had a conversation with Marge:

 “Wouldst thou like the taste of butter churned from Parkland shooting survivors? A pretty dress….that hides your feet? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously getting banged by cross-fit trainers?”

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20466]

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

I'm dead.

[Thrawn 538]

This motherfucker went to a prestigious ivy league school?

[Bojack 2081]

4 hours ago, Matuka said:

Raised by wolves

Wolves chew their food more. So do pigs. You might say duck but ducks don't have a giant pouch on the side of their mouths where they can hold half a sandwich while they talk.

 

[Underdog 28755]

On 12/19/2023 at 10:44 AM, RDCanecutter said:

Ever been in Mexico during an election? They've got cars that drive around with tinny megaphones with voices booming forth that sound just like Ron there.

You on the motorcycle... You two girls... tell your friends...

[4th&Five 41571]

6 hours ago, Thrawn said:

This motherfucker went to a prestigious ivy league school?

[Pato del Muerto 52538]

On 12/19/2023 at 9:44 AM, RDCanecutter said:

Ever been in Mexico during an election? They've got cars that drive around with tinny megaphones with voices booming forth that sound just like Ron there.

[Brisketexan 105182]

Ever been in Mexico during an election? They've got cars that drive around with tinny megaphones with voices booming forth that sound just like Ron there.

They also would do that to advertise baseball broadcasts. “BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! Esta tarde en la estacion cinco nueve cero!”
Was a cool feature of random ass life in Mexico.

[RDCanecutter 26458]

8 hours ago, Thrawn said:

This motherfucker went to a prestigious ivy league school?

Those old buildings have lots of basement and attic rooms with reinforced doors, for the comfort and protection of the more unique scions of the gentry who might otherwise have harm befall them, were they to wander loose of a night.

[RDCanecutter 26458]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

They also would do that to advertise baseball broadcasts. “BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! Esta tarde en la estacion cinco nueve cero!”
Was a cool feature of random ass life in Mexico.

[rhythmic music, rhythmic music] El GaaaAAAAS [repeat ad infinitum driving slowly past my hungover self]

[Neonmoon 38130]

How many primaries this guy gonna hold out?

[Gatorubet 30274]

Tree-fiddy. 

[Pato del Muerto 52538]

22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

They also would do that to advertise baseball broadcasts. “BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! Esta tarde en la estacion cinco nueve cero!”
Was a cool feature of random ass life in Mexico.

Cody does this for its nightly rodeo. Apparently they had a vehicle change since I lived there:

https://www.codyenterprise.com/news/local/article_a44333e6-a8c9-11e9-8208-d7305fe9ff9a.html

[Bozo_Casanova 26511]

 

[Underdog 28755]

LMAO...