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It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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Good call.

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I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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Bold move Meatball.  Only thing old Floridians love more than enforcing condominium association rules is good insurance coverage (health, hurricane, whatever kinda auto coverage enables their 89yo ass to wear ski goggles and drive a 7000 pound '93 Grand Marquis, etc.).  

You know you're only 6 months into a 4 year term, right?  This is only going to get worse for you.  And you don't really have a whole lotta Democrats in higher office there to blame it on.  

But it's okay Sunshine State old-timers, Gov. DeSantis is on top of it.  After forecasting this type of market turmoil, his former Insurance Commissioner resigned.  And who did DeSantis appoint in his place to see them through these rough waters?  You guessed it...Michael Yaworksy!  And what did Yaworsky do before taking over the volatile Florida insurance regulatory oversight?  Why he ran the Florida Gaming Control Commission-casinos, slots, OTB, video card games, etc.  Exactly the kind of experience you want ensuring old people get the right coverage from the right carriers at the right prices in the right situations.  

If we're living in a simulation, I'm 90% sure the fucking input port is fucking Florida.

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28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

his campaign is toast. 

 

knock on wood !  <<< this is not an insurance policy you dumb mother fucker 

 

Waters around Florida are already at bathwater temps in July, so I'm sure they have nothing to worry about this hurricane season ...

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Waters around Florida are already at bathwater temps in July, so I'm sure they have nothing to worry about this hurricane season ...

It's already killing off coral reefs.  If it keeps up, a lot of the scuba diving and charter companies will go under, pun intended.

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2 hours ago, SilasCoade said:

troph can come but the rest of you fuckers stay away. infrastructure cannot handle population surge.

Yup. Stay away. It's terrible- rains all the time, and just crawling with homeless/antifa/addicts/hippies. 😏

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On 7/12/2023 at 9:46 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Come up to Washington and go here. 
 

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then decide to just stay. 

That’s homer drool worthy. 

On 7/12/2023 at 9:50 PM, SilasCoade said:

troph can come but the rest of you fuckers stay away. infrastructure cannot handle population surge.

You are kind, PNW is on the list.  We are enjoying Colorado this month even more than we expected.

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On 7/12/2023 at 2:30 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Farmers pulling their insurance biz out of Florida - over 100,000 affected.  Subsidiaries will still remain (for now).

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/12/business/farmers-insurance-florida/index.html

 

 

On 7/12/2023 at 10:13 PM, tx 3 putt said:

his campaign is toast. 

 

knock on wood !  <<< this is not an insurance policy you dumb mother fucker 

 

 

 

On 7/12/2023 at 10:43 PM, Gap03 said:

Waters around Florida are already at bathwater temps in July, so I'm sure they have nothing to worry about this hurricane season ...

With those water temps already hitting 97 degrees, and projected to get worse, Florida is ripe for a massive storm strike.  Watch Ronnie beg for help when it happens.  Fuck DeSantis and fuck Florida.  

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Most sea level rise is from the expansion of water as it warms up. About half the rise in sea levels the last 25 years is due to just the increasing water temperatures. In the worst case, with all glaciers melted, it is estimated it will be the cause about 75-80% of sea level rise due to the increased global temps, if that comes to pass.  The rise in sea level makes flooding more common in FL   because the limestone bedrock  it sits on acts like a sponge so that the water table rises with the ocean's rise.  This causes problems with sewage systems and clean water supplies. Flooding can happen on sunny days due to tidal forces there.  Storm surges cause more damage. This is why nobody wants to insure in FL. That state is screwed within a decade or two, if not sooner, and that is why insurance companies are bailing.  

Here is a nice, fairly short summary of Florida's issues. Surprisingly, Texas has seen sea levels rise 18 inches compared to 8 inches for FL since 1950 due to sinking land. Here are the issues from it that Texas faces.  Sea level rise on the west coast is only 3 inches because the land there is actually rising due to tectonics.   

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In case anyone is interested in what North America looked like last time when all the ice melted. 

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Ocean front property in Arizona. George Strait is a goddamn prophet of the apocalypse. 

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In case anyone is interested in what North America looked like last time when all the ice melted. 

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Ocean front property in Arizona. George Strait is a goddamn prophet of the apocalypse. 

So we should all start investing in property in Gary, Indiana?

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Most sea level rise is from the expansion of water as it warms up. About half the rise in sea levels the last 25 years is due to just the increasing water temperatures. In the worst case, with all glaciers melted, it is estimated it will be the cause about 75-80% of sea level rise due to the increased global temps, if that comes to pass.  The rise in sea level makes flooding more common in FL   because the limestone bedrock  it sits on acts like a sponge so that the water table rises with the ocean's rise.  This causes problems with sewage systems and clean water supplies. Flooding can happen on sunny days due to tidal forces there.  Storm surges cause more damage. This is why nobody wants to insure in FL. That state is screwed within a decade or two, if not sooner, and that is why insurance companies are bailing.  

Here is a nice, fairly short summary of Florida's issues. Surprisingly, Texas has seen sea levels rise 18 inches compared to 8 inches for FL since 1950 due to sinking land. Here are the issues from it that Texas faces.  Sea level rise on the west coast is only 3 inches because the land there is actually rising due to tectonics.   

I never fully believed melting ice could lead to the catastrophic rise but expanding water I can. I never had seen this analysis thank you. I mean fuck all of it but thank you for sharing.

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I still cannot believe there are climate change and global warming deniers at this point. These people are either insidious and have something massive to gain from it (duh), or really, really fucking dumb (duh!).

I don’t know which of those categories this falls under, but I think a lot of folks might not be deniers at this point, but have a short-sided selfish view of the world and think that because nothing catastrophic will happen in their lifetimes, why bother.

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I don’t know which of those categories this falls under, but I think a lot of folks might not be deniers at this point, but have a short-sided selfish view of the world and think that because nothing catastrophic will happen in their lifetimes, why bother.

Morons, then.  Since both Texas and Florida have governments that seem hell bent on denying it (they fall in the first category), and Texas and Florida voters seem to want others to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, the next fucking climate caused crisis in either of those states should result in the federal government telling them to pull themselves by their bootstraps.  Fuck it. 

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7 hours ago, Pods said:

In case anyone is interested in what North America looked like last time when all the ice melted. 

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Ocean front property in Arizona. George Strait is a goddamn prophet of the apocalypse. 

Really need to sell my FIL's land...On the upside, Texans won't be complaining about the drought.

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I don’t know which of those categories this falls under, but I think a lot of folks might not be deniers at this point, but have a short-sided selfish view of the world and think that because nothing catastrophic will happen in their lifetimes, why bother.

The latest version I've seen popping up is some variant of "it's happening naturally and nothing we can do about it".

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The latest version I've seen popping up is some variant of "it's happening naturally and nothing we can do about it".

This is where my FIL is right now. Went from years of climate denial to this is natural and God’s way. Super smart engineer too….

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8 hours ago, Pods said:

In case anyone is interested in what North America looked like last time when all the ice melted. 

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Ocean front property in Arizona. George Strait is a goddamn prophet of the apocalypse. 

So this RADICAL LEFT bullshit hoax just wipes out only the red states huh?

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22 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

So this RADICAL LEFT bullshit hoax just wipes out only the red states huh?

Well shit I never thought about it that way.  Could it be that radical climate change is what ends up saving America? 

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2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I still cannot believe there are climate change and global warming deniers at this point. These people are either insidious and have something massive to gain from it (duh), or really, really fucking dumb (duh!).

Al Gore made a movie about global warming. 
Al Gore is a Democrat. 
They vote Republican. 
Therefore Al Gore is wrong.

QED

 

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8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I never actually saw An Inconvenient Truth.  I wonder how quaint it seems now.

I watched it again during the lockdown. It still holds up. The funny thing is you’ll find a lot of Republicans who will tell you that it’s been thoroughly debunked despite the fact that none of them have ever watched it. 

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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Al Gore made a movie about global warming. 
Al Gore is a Democrat. 
They vote Republican. 
Therefore Al Gore is wrong.

QED

 

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The sad fact is that during the late 1990s, there wasn't much of a gap between Republicans and Democrats on climate change. Now, fewer Republicans than ever recognize that it's happening and is a threat and that humans are to blame.

https://news.gallup.com/poll/343025/global-warming-attitudes-frozen-2016.aspx

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Just imagine what could've been accomplished.

 

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1 hour ago, bolverk said:

 

The sad fact is that during the late 1990s, there wasn't much of a gap between Republicans and Democrats on climate change. Now, fewer Republicans than ever recognize that it's happening and is a threat and that humans are to blame.

https://news.gallup.com/poll/343025/global-warming-attitudes-frozen-2016.aspx

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Just imagine what could've been accomplished.

 

We stupided ourselves into extinction.  Bang up job humans.

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5 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Absolutely. He’s my guy. But we’ll probably run Trump and lose, I’ve come to terms with it. 

I actually heard Ron speak for the first time a few weeks ago and was taken aback by how effeminate he seemed, speech pattern & mannerisms wise. Kind of funny. Trump’s going to shitfuck him worse than Mickey Mouse did.   

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