Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread

[Gatorubet 30064]

4 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Never back down ... unless you encounter resistance.  Then immediately back down.

You can stand me up at the gates of hell, but……I would really like to have some lifts so I’m taller than Napoleon and Pol Pot. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

It all went straight to shit the moment Elmo botched Meatball’s official campaign start announcement.  Looking back on it, the foreshadowing was immaculate. 

[henrygandorf 29174]

 

[Gatorubet 30064]

Meanwhile, at the DeSantis suite:

[henrygandorf 29174]

 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

 

 

[Gatorubet 30064]

[Nice Guy Eddie 13391]

Ron can get back to terrorizing FL with new laws and exec orders. He needs to get an early jump on ‘28.

Edited January 22 by Nice Guy Eddie

[BamaATL 16592]

7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Side note: it took them all afternoon to find a balcony in Tallahassee that wasn’t doubling as the rain shield over the drive thru window at a Popeyes.  

It would have worked better for me if they did it down near the circus tent.  But I digress.  

[tokamak 6350]

8 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Ron can get back to terrorizing FL with new laws and exec orders. He needs to get an early jump on ‘28.

I think he’s on the Scott Walker career path. Don’t think he’ll actually lose like Walker, but once he’s done as governor, that’s it. 

[atomheartbevo 89362]

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

That's $6,000 a piece if you're scoring at home.  

A better strategy would have been to just buy the damn votes.

He could have bought $40 million in Facebook ads and probably have doubled his vote totals.

[elfenix 34167]

[henrygandorf 29174]

quoting from the snl cold open last night “he went to 99 counties but bitch couldn’t win one”.

[elfenix 34167]

[HornOnTheBayou 8877]

[brakeman 28214]

 

[wildcat09 29187]

On 11/28/2022 at 1:05 AM, Anastasis said:

Its gonna be funny death spiral shit when DeSantis gets inaugurated and we get to watch the majority of this board flail about again.  I hope that this time around that yall can come up with shit half as entertaining as the Steele Dossier and the pee pee tapes. 

Good call.

[Gil Bang 25865]

just dropped in to pile on the spectacular flameout of this horrible pussy.  What a shitty human being.  A coward.  A liar.  A cuck.

 

You know, a republican. 

[Pods 7522]

10 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Ron announcing the news to his supporter. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

He may well go the way of Walker as was mentioned, but he seems like a vengeful man at heart and not unlike Stephen Miller in his ability to regroup and try something else for awhile. Both Walker and Miller are involved with the Young America Foundation and as you know, Miller launched the America First Legal Foundation. None of the three are all that old, so they'll be around for awhile.

[Anastasis 23375]

9 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Good call.

lol. Laugh now, but this is a sad day for original CR content. It’s all gonna be thematic retreads this cycle unless god does the right thing and mixes it up for us. 

[YGIFS 19449]

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

lol. Laugh now, but this is a sad day for original CR content. It’s all gonna be thematic retreads this cycle unless god does the right thing and mixes it up for us. 

God already mixed it up plenty for us.  It's the tale of the man who lived by the river that flooded.  The man died and asked God in heaven why he had forsaken him?  

"You fool, you and your nation were going to drown.  So I sent you three lifelines:  The most unlikable and cruel man in white boots since Mussolini, a Sikh named Nimrata who you hated for being a female adulterer, and a twice-impeached failed obese businessman under 91 indictments who enjoyed rape and underage sex."

To which the drowned man replied, "You're right, I was tired of winning."  

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Have either of you happened to read this book?

 

[Guest]

"Make America Florida"

Any campaign that uses that as a tagline deserves to lose, and that's coming from someone that likes Florida. But I also know the reputation the state has among many people. I also wouldn't suggest using "Make America California" either as it comes with wayyyyy too much baggage.

[Bozo_Casanova 26232]

From attacking Bud Light to quoting  Budweiser. This is a sim.

[Bozo_Casanova 26232]

36 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

God already mixed it up plenty for us.  It's the tale of the man who lived by the river that flooded.  The man died and asked God in heaven why he had forsaken him?  

"You fool, you and your nation were going to drown.  So I sent you three lifelines:  The most unlikable and cruel man in white boots since Mussolini, a Sikh named Nimrata who you hated for being a female adulterer, and a twice-impeached failed obese businessman under 91 indictments who enjoyed rape and underage sex."

To which the drowned man replied, "You're right, I was tired of winning."  

Obligatory 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33824]

[aggie08 21379]

15 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

"Make America Florida"

Any campaign that uses that as a tagline deserves to lose, and that's coming from someone that likes Florida. But I also know the reputation the state has among many people. I also wouldn't suggest using "Make America California" either as it comes with wayyyyy too much baggage.

Which is the slogan that the GOP will bestow upon Newsom when he runs in '28, likely killing his chances.

The difference is that dumb shit DeSantis chose his.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33824]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you know, I never looked carefully in the background of this shot before. it's the first time I noticed the dead munchkins. that movie is sinister af

[Covri 6229]

13 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Good call.

And Ana would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for twitter links in the CR!

[Steamboat1874 4031]

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Brilliant !

[tx 3 putt 76158]

[Superhero 8736]

17 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

So perfect. Best post of ‘24 by a parsec. 

[elfenix 34167]

[tx 3 putt 76158]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

He said slavery was actually beneficial for black folks. It taught them skills!

[yoladu 4065]

5 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

"Make America Florida"

Any campaign that uses that as a tagline deserves to lose, and that's coming from someone that likes Florida. But I also know the reputation the state has among many people. I also wouldn't suggest using "Make America California" either as it comes with wayyyyy too much baggage.

Bingo!

the country as a whole, looks more like Florida since 2016.

What happens in Florida should stay in Florida.

[High Plains Drifter 10970]

 

goddamn, the last few pages are so brutal, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for the gu....

 

wait, no I'm not. MOAR!!!

[elfenix 34167]

5 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

goddamn, the last few pages are so toxic, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for the gu....

 

wait, no I'm not. MOAR!!!

Ftfy

[yoladu 4065]

over at texags, they are promoting a Trump/DeSantis ticket.

Why would anyone want to be Trump's VP in 2024? Trump basically abandoned his previous one to get killed.

[TeeDubya 3358]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

goddamn, the last few pages are so brutal, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for the gu....

 

wait, no I'm not. MOAR!!!

[nbmishoid 930]

8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

lol. Laugh now, but this is a sad day for original CR content. It’s all gonna be thematic retreads this cycle unless god does the right thing and mixes it up for us. 

Just enjoy today, Ana, like the rest of society.

[jimmyjazz 45512]

34 minutes ago, yoladu said:

over at texags, they are promoting a Trump/DeSantis ticket.

Why would anyone want to be Trump's VP in 2024? Trump basically abandoned his previous one to get killed.

Well, DeSantis isn't a brown woman.  Or mostly not.  Hell, I don't know.

[wildcat09 29187]

8 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

From attacking Bud Light to quoting  Budweiser. This is a sim.

Naw, that’s entirely consistent with his big cuck energy.

[atomheartbevo 89362]

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

“Newborn Ferengi”

[BamaATL 16592]

I'm not sure which rule of acquisition applies to spending $120 million in Iowa, but I think he got it wrong.  

[Serak The Preparer 3423]

10 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I'm not sure which rule of acquisition applies to spending $120 million in Iowa, but I think he got it wrong.  

I would go with #109 - "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.". And I think he got it just right, except for that pesky dignity part.

[atomheartbevo 89362]

4 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

I would go with #109 - "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.". And I think he got it just right, except for that pesky dignity part.

#243 Always leave yourself an out

or

#248 The definition of insanity is trying the same failed scheme & expecting different results

 

[Gatorubet 30064]

On 11/28/2022 at 1:05 AM, Anastasis said:

Its gonna be funny death spiral shit when DeSantis gets inaugurated and we get to watch the majority of this board flail about again.  I hope that this time around that yall can come up with shit half as entertaining as the Steele Dossier and the pee pee tapes. 

 

On 11/28/2022 at 10:15 AM, Chuckie Finster said:

Its gonna be funny death spiral shit when you and the rest of your friends fall in line behind Donald again in March 2024 and pretend that you've never heard of this guy.

[Blotto 23418]

6 hours ago, yoladu said:

over at texags, they are promoting a Trump/DeSantis ticket.

Why would anyone want to be Trump's VP in 2024? Trump basically abandoned his previous one to get killed.

Meatball would have to spend all day listening to Trump bitch about Hillary, Obama, election fraud, etc....and then at night would have to put up with the business end of Casey's strap-on while she bitches about not being first lady.