Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread

[Foosters 17,856]

I don't get it. A fat lesbian stops planting bulbs to help out with the rescue? And she's wearing tiny boots?

[safe sex 11,722]

Y'all gotta stop calling ugly dude politicians lesbians. Fuckin' rude.

Edited October 4, 2022 by trauma babe

[tx 3 putt 76,942]

 

[tx 3 putt 76,942]

lolololololol

 

[tchookem 3,900]

Y'all gotta stop calling ugly dude politicians lesbians. Fuckin' rude.

While I agree with this as a general rule, I also must admit that Dan Patrick's flannel shirt tucked into mom jeans looks like a newly out lesbian on her first lady date will never not be funny to me.

[RDCanecutter 26,428]

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

[WhatTheBuck 28,779]

2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

 We need him to pose with Rudy.

[RDCanecutter 26,428]

And yet, Ron thinks he looks gooood.

[tx 3 putt 76,942]

twitter is non stop on this one hahahaha

 

[4th&Five 41,537]

[hookemATL 11,725]

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Dangle 2024

[TexasHooch 5,122]

It gets better.  So. Much. Better.

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,197]

[Js1 85,325]

What a fat dork

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,512]

Bad look to tuck baggy jeans into tight shrimper boots. My bet is that any more trips will have him in camo boots to look tougher. Maybe strap a handgun to a tactical belt in case looters from Mexico stage an ambush.

If you're going places surrounded by 30 cops, you're not walking into water or mud. I guess you have to be prepared but fail by an aide.

[bolverk 29,671]

Probably the one with the matching booties who thought they had a cute ensemble for their little adventure.

[South Austin 52,494]

You know DeSantis looked at himself in a full-length mirror for about an hour before going out in public dressed like that and said to himself, "I look like a badass."

[TexasHooch 5,122]

What he thought is, how will this look in a 30 second campaign spot in which we have full editorial control on how it will be presented. 

Instead, he looks like an actor standing around the set in a ridiculous costume sipping coffee and eating a croissant in a paparazzi shot.

 

[YGIFS 19,450]

The Santishood of the Traveling Pants?  

Dammit, I had something for this! 

They're all, including Walker, just trying to push the envelope in some sort of secret competition to see who can do/say the most outrageous/embarrassing/hypocritical shit and actually get more votes, not less.  and the stupidest, poorest Americans are funding the competition.  I gotta admit, I kinda respect the boldness.  

[StassneyHorn 6,575]

Rain boots on a dry sidewalk with people in the distance wearing shorts.

[WhatTheBuck 28,779]

Please, please tell me he doesn’t swing his arms when he walks.

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[Guest]

They way that Republicans seem to ALWAYS be surrounded by either police or other politicians is weird to me. You never see them surrounded by citizens. It's always some photo op with police. See Greg Abbott and his press conferences with DPS standing behind him all the time.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,512]

Just now, FirstTimeCaller said:

They way that Republicans seem to ALWAYS be surrounded by either police or other politicians is weird to me. You never see them surrounded by citizens. It's always some photo op with police. See Greg Abbott and his press conferences with DPS standing behind him all the time.

Interesting observation. Hey Governor we can't go out to see the people until we get 20 police officers immediately surrounding you and another 50 in reserve in the area.

 

[atomheartbevo 89,659]

21 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Interesting observation. Hey Governor we can't go out to see the people until we get 20 police officers immediately surrounding you and another 50 in reserve in the area.

Yeah, noticed that as well, very odd.  Fucking coward.

[RDCanecutter 26,428]

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

It gets better.  So. Much. Better.

 

Black and white tactical Florida flag patch. That's badass man. /SkoalDipLip

[DDD Dad 14,339]

White boots after Labor Day.  Major faux pas.

[Sawbonz 27,556]

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

It gets better.  So. Much. Better.

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,779]

[Hornius Emeritus 12,460]

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 

Yup. Nancy Sinatra wore them better! 

[High Plains Drifter 11,049]

3 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

It gets better.  So. Much. Better.

 

 

Is that his wife? did they coordinate their outfits?

"Honey, I can't find my super macho combat boots. Have you seen them?"

"No, but here, I have an extra pair of these bad ass boots that were made for walking. I think they might fit. Also, it would look weird if we are wearing the same boots, but our outfits didn't match. Why don't you wear that blue vest I got you last winter?"

"Good idea, that will work. Let's roll."

 

2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Rain boots on a dry sidewalk with people in the distance wearing shorts.

 

I mean, I thought a major, hugemongous hurricane just destroyed a large swath of florida? I don't even see a leaf on the pavement. Where tf is he? Can we not at least get some rubble in the background, or maybe a downed tree, or at least a puddle?

 

Edited October 4, 2022 by High Plains Drifter

[Gil Bang 25,954]

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Fellas, don’t ever let your wife or girlfriend talk you into identical matching outfits.

Color coordination for a couple picture or family picture? Perfectly acceptable because no one likes a clashy clashy picture.

But IDENTICAL MATCHING OUTFITS???

Big fat NO.

[TexasHooch 5,122]

 

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Is that his wife? did they coordinate their outfits?

Yes and Yes- they even have matching embroidery!  

 

 

They were there to film a presidential campaign ad. 

 

[TexasHooch 5,122]

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Fellas, don’t ever let your wife or girlfriend talk you into identical matching outfits.

Color coordination for a couple picture or family picture? Perfectly acceptable because no one likes a clashy clashy picture.

But IDENTICAL MATCHING OUTFITS???

Big fat NO.

New nickname for Desantis!  "The Big Fat No"

[DDD Dad 14,339]

Just now, TexasHooch said:

New nickname for Desantis!  "The Big Fat No"

Avatar checks out

[Js1 85,325]

1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

New nickname for Desantis!  "The Big Fat No"

Too confusing, since Lindsey Graham is "The Big Fat 'Mo"

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

8 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

 

Yes and Yes- they even have matching embroidery!  

 

 

They were there to film a presidential campaign ad. 

 

Of course that fat fucker took two meals

[WhatTheBuck 28,779]

13 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Fellas, don’t ever let your wife or girlfriend talk you into identical matching outfits.

Color coordination for a couple picture or family picture? Perfectly acceptable because no one likes a clashy clashy picture.

But IDENTICAL MATCHING OUTFITS???

Big fat NO.

Mandatory.

[tx 3 putt 76,942]

stoooooooooop !

 

[tx 3 putt 76,942]

 

[tx 3 putt 76,942]

hahahahaha

 

[butthurt 1,524]

As a resident of the golden triangle who's worked with a lot of people from swla, they call those boots Hackberry Reeboks.

Edited October 4, 2022 by butthurt

[Pescado_Rojo 19,416]

7 minutes ago, butthurt said:

As a resident of the golden triangle who's worked with a lot of people from swla, they call those boots Hackberry Reeboks.

AKA "Air Boudreauxs"

 

[fattyflattie 4,639]

2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

AKA "Air Boudreauxs"

 

Lafourche Loafers

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Don't say gay... but totally ask about periods.

[Guest]

14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Somebody on Twitter said something like "he always looks like he has on another suit under his suit" and now I can't stop seeing it.

[Red Five 40,857]

Is there a mole on his staff? (Ok, yes I know how that sounded). Why would anyone allow him to go out like that unless they were looking to get him humiliated? 

[tx 3 putt 76,942]

22 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Lafourche Loafers

 

lafourche parish fucking sucks !

 

 

[tx 3 putt 76,942]

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Is there a mole on his staff? (Ok, yes I know how that sounded). Why would anyone allow him to go out like that unless they were looking to get him humiliated?