Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread

[Foosters 17691]

I don't get it. A fat lesbian stops planting bulbs to help out with the rescue? And she's wearing tiny boots?

[safe sex 11659]

Y'all gotta stop calling ugly dude politicians lesbians. Fuckin' rude.

Edited October 4, 2022 by trauma babe

[tx 3 putt 76158]

 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

lolololololol

 

[tchookem 3900]

Y'all gotta stop calling ugly dude politicians lesbians. Fuckin' rude.

While I agree with this as a general rule, I also must admit that Dan Patrick's flannel shirt tucked into mom jeans looks like a newly out lesbian on her first lady date will never not be funny to me.

[RDCanecutter 26239]

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

 We need him to pose with Rudy.

[RDCanecutter 26239]

And yet, Ron thinks he looks gooood.

[tx 3 putt 76158]

twitter is non stop on this one hahahaha

 

[4th&Five 41457]

[hookemATL 11596]

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Dangle 2024

[TexasHooch 5117]

It gets better.  So. Much. Better.

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

[Js1 85056]

What a fat dork

[Nice Guy Eddie 13391]

Bad look to tuck baggy jeans into tight shrimper boots. My bet is that any more trips will have him in camo boots to look tougher. Maybe strap a handgun to a tactical belt in case looters from Mexico stage an ambush.

If you're going places surrounded by 30 cops, you're not walking into water or mud. I guess you have to be prepared but fail by an aide.

[bolverk 29359]

Probably the one with the matching booties who thought they had a cute ensemble for their little adventure.

[South Austin 52037]

You know DeSantis looked at himself in a full-length mirror for about an hour before going out in public dressed like that and said to himself, "I look like a badass."

[TexasHooch 5117]

What he thought is, how will this look in a 30 second campaign spot in which we have full editorial control on how it will be presented. 

Instead, he looks like an actor standing around the set in a ridiculous costume sipping coffee and eating a croissant in a paparazzi shot.

 

[YGIFS 19449]

The Santishood of the Traveling Pants?  

Dammit, I had something for this! 

They're all, including Walker, just trying to push the envelope in some sort of secret competition to see who can do/say the most outrageous/embarrassing/hypocritical shit and actually get more votes, not less.  and the stupidest, poorest Americans are funding the competition.  I gotta admit, I kinda respect the boldness.  

[StassneyHorn 6534]

Rain boots on a dry sidewalk with people in the distance wearing shorts.

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

Please, please tell me he doesn’t swing his arms when he walks.

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[Guest]

They way that Republicans seem to ALWAYS be surrounded by either police or other politicians is weird to me. You never see them surrounded by citizens. It's always some photo op with police. See Greg Abbott and his press conferences with DPS standing behind him all the time.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13391]

Just now, FirstTimeCaller said:

They way that Republicans seem to ALWAYS be surrounded by either police or other politicians is weird to me. You never see them surrounded by citizens. It's always some photo op with police. See Greg Abbott and his press conferences with DPS standing behind him all the time.

Interesting observation. Hey Governor we can't go out to see the people until we get 20 police officers immediately surrounding you and another 50 in reserve in the area.

 

[atomheartbevo 89362]

21 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Interesting observation. Hey Governor we can't go out to see the people until we get 20 police officers immediately surrounding you and another 50 in reserve in the area.

Yeah, noticed that as well, very odd.  Fucking coward.

[RDCanecutter 26239]

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

It gets better.  So. Much. Better.

 

Black and white tactical Florida flag patch. That's badass man. /SkoalDipLip

[DDD Dad 14167]

White boots after Labor Day.  Major faux pas.

[Sawbonz 27375]

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

It gets better.  So. Much. Better.

 

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

[Hornius Emeritus 12403]

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 

Yup. Nancy Sinatra wore them better! 

[High Plains Drifter 10970]

3 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

It gets better.  So. Much. Better.

 

 

Is that his wife? did they coordinate their outfits?

"Honey, I can't find my super macho combat boots. Have you seen them?"

"No, but here, I have an extra pair of these bad ass boots that were made for walking. I think they might fit. Also, it would look weird if we are wearing the same boots, but our outfits didn't match. Why don't you wear that blue vest I got you last winter?"

"Good idea, that will work. Let's roll."

 

2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Rain boots on a dry sidewalk with people in the distance wearing shorts.

 

I mean, I thought a major, hugemongous hurricane just destroyed a large swath of florida? I don't even see a leaf on the pavement. Where tf is he? Can we not at least get some rubble in the background, or maybe a downed tree, or at least a puddle?

 

Edited October 4, 2022 by High Plains Drifter

[Gil Bang 25865]

[Bama Chick 28596]

Fellas, don’t ever let your wife or girlfriend talk you into identical matching outfits.

Color coordination for a couple picture or family picture? Perfectly acceptable because no one likes a clashy clashy picture.

But IDENTICAL MATCHING OUTFITS???

Big fat NO.

[TexasHooch 5117]

 

Quote

Is that his wife? did they coordinate their outfits?

Yes and Yes- they even have matching embroidery!  

 

 

They were there to film a presidential campaign ad. 

 

[TexasHooch 5117]

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Fellas, don’t ever let your wife or girlfriend talk you into identical matching outfits.

Color coordination for a couple picture or family picture? Perfectly acceptable because no one likes a clashy clashy picture.

But IDENTICAL MATCHING OUTFITS???

Big fat NO.

New nickname for Desantis!  "The Big Fat No"

[DDD Dad 14167]

Just now, TexasHooch said:

New nickname for Desantis!  "The Big Fat No"

Avatar checks out

[Js1 85056]

1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

New nickname for Desantis!  "The Big Fat No"

Too confusing, since Lindsey Graham is "The Big Fat 'Mo"

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

8 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

 

Yes and Yes- they even have matching embroidery!  

 

 

They were there to film a presidential campaign ad. 

 

Of course that fat fucker took two meals

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

13 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Fellas, don’t ever let your wife or girlfriend talk you into identical matching outfits.

Color coordination for a couple picture or family picture? Perfectly acceptable because no one likes a clashy clashy picture.

But IDENTICAL MATCHING OUTFITS???

Big fat NO.

Mandatory.

[tx 3 putt 76158]

stoooooooooop !

 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

hahahahaha

 

[butthurt 1517]

As a resident of the golden triangle who's worked with a lot of people from swla, they call those boots Hackberry Reeboks.

Edited October 4, 2022 by butthurt

[Pescado_Rojo 19327]

7 minutes ago, butthurt said:

As a resident of the golden triangle who's worked with a lot of people from swla, they call those boots Hackberry Reeboks.

AKA "Air Boudreauxs"

 

[fattyflattie 4636]

2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

AKA "Air Boudreauxs"

 

Lafourche Loafers

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Don't say gay... but totally ask about periods.

[Guest]

14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Somebody on Twitter said something like "he always looks like he has on another suit under his suit" and now I can't stop seeing it.

[Red Five 40593]

Is there a mole on his staff? (Ok, yes I know how that sounded). Why would anyone allow him to go out like that unless they were looking to get him humiliated? 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

22 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Lafourche Loafers

 

lafourche parish fucking sucks !

 

 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Is there a mole on his staff? (Ok, yes I know how that sounded). Why would anyone allow him to go out like that unless they were looking to get him humiliated?