Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread

[Hornius Emeritus 12,455]

On 3/7/2023 at 6:57 PM, atomheartbevo said:

If Trump made fun of his heels, if DeSantis had any balls, he’d go after Trump’s hair and makeup.   That would be glorious.

Or diaper. Just say "well, I'd love to stand next to you Donald, but you'll have to change your diaper first.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

With all the high heels, spray tans, hair extensions, and pancake makeup that’s going to be on display during the GOP debate, Meatball Ron is going to have to answer some tough questions.

Because that bunch is as drag as drag gets.

[safe sex 11,704]

High camp for sure (unintentionally, of course)

Edited March 14, 2023 by safe sex

[Satchel 6,935]

Who brought those minors to the drag show?

[4th&Five 41,520]

The same people that take their kids to Hooter’s. No laws against that though. 

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The same people that take their kids to Hooter’s. No laws against that though. 

[Satchel 6,935]

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

The same people that take their kids to Hooter’s. No laws against that though. 

My point, exactly.

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

So he’s for parents right’s, except when he isn’t for parents right’s ?

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2,663]

Ronnie is acting in loco parentis. Come on, you can trust him

[atomheartbevo 89,630]

6 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

How is it that this photo makes him look MORE masculine than he actually is?

Because it makes him look like Kevin Spacey?

[brakeman 28,359]

 

Yikes! This looks like a package of hot dogs.

[Gap03 3,304]

SMDH.  Ethics claims by Trump for campaign finance law violations?

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,867]

fuck you, simulation

[Guest]

"You know, these liberal media organizations just throw softball questions to woke Democrat politicians."

Fox News literally plays a game of catch with Ron DeSantis while wearing suits.

 

[Horn Dog 9,816]

14 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Trump will win by alleging Desantis cheated on his wife, and then by claiming Joe Biden insulted American POWs.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

Carpetbagger Chip Roy smells an opportunity.

 

[Willfully Horn 8,002]

3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Carpetbagger Chip Roy smells an opportunity.

 

Fuck Chip Roy with an entire cholla cactus. Don’t stop. Don’t you stop.

[Satchel 6,935]

Where wokeism goes to die my ass:

 

[atomheartbevo 89,630]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Carpetbagger Chip Roy smells an opportunity.

 

Poor Greg, even Republicans in his own state ignore him.

Slightly surprised about Roy, I’m sure he’s got plenty of MAGA idiots in his district who will be confused.

[SubliminalHorn 6,786]

On 3/14/2023 at 2:42 PM, Satchel said:

This guy is of the chain:

The DeSantis administration is revoking the Hyatt Regency Miami's alcohol license after one of its facilities hosted "A Drag Queen Christmas" with minors present in the audience.

1947. That must be when magats think America needs to go back to to be “great again”. Citing a 1947 state Supreme Court case is simply amazing

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

 

[Chad Fuck 17,663]

Poor Greg, even Republicans in his own state ignore him.
Slightly surprised about Roy, I’m sure he’s got plenty of MAGA idiots in his district who will be confused.

Confusion with only develops with the self realization of their own cognitive dissonance.

Hence they see things with perfect clarity.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

This man is a menace.

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

This man is a menace.

 

From the comments for the win:

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

Before the debate:

 

[Gatorubet 30,189]

On 3/14/2023 at 3:27 PM, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

How is it that this photo makes him look MORE masculine than he actually is?

DeSantis is MTG?

Edited March 16, 2023 by Gatorubet

[Gatorubet 30,189]

If you are married to Ron DeSantis, I can understand your need to mainline black tar heroin

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1,291]

Looks like she got bit by one of those Last of Us zombies, but she's immune.

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I don't know if a sitting gop governor getting killed by a Russian missile strike would make them want to increase our support for Ukraine, but I'm willing to find out.

[WhatTheBuck 28,775]

McCarthy wouldn’t go. Trump would never go. DeSantis won’t go. 

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

 

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

You know who else likes pudding

 

 

Just saying 

[RDCanecutter 26,404]

On 3/14/2023 at 4:34 PM, 4th&Five said:

The same people that take their kids to Hooter’s. No laws against that though. 

I thought everybody who went to Hooters was a child. A sad crying-on-the-inside 40-year-old child blustering with banter at young women paid to simulate flirting.

[Horn Dog 9,816]

5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

This man is a menace

 

Is this some modern euphemism for eating someone's ass?

[yoladu 4,093]

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

 

Is this some modern euphemism for eating someone's ass?

[Mole 4,330]

I kept waiting for the gotcha with the pudding incident and was left wanting. I see nothing wrong with commitment to the snack pack. For me at least, it goes on the pro side of the pro/con ledger.

[South Austin 52,459]

[Aqua Buddha 14,582]

Prolly the best thread for this since he says "woke" about every other sentence:

[tx 3 putt 76,880]

That nails ‘woke’ !

[atomheartbevo 89,630]

Our last few football coaches = woke.

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

Florida = woke

[South Austin 52,459]

This weather in Austin right now is woke.

[Captainant 27,642]

Former Guantanamo prisoner: Ron DeSantis watched me being tortured (The Independent)

Mansoor Adayfi, a Yemeni citizen who was held for 14 years on the US Naval base in Cuba, told The Independent in an extraordinary interview that he was brutally force-fed by camp staff during a hunger strike in 2006, and that Mr DeSantis was present for at least one of those sessions.

The United Nations has characterised the force-feeding of hunger strikers at Guantanamo Bay as torture. The US government has denied that the practice amounts to torture, and it has been used against prisoners over successive administrations during hunger strikes.

 

Mr DeSantis was stationed on the base between March 2006 and January 2007, according to his military records.

An investigation by The Independent details the following claims:

• Two prisoners held at the camp at the time Mr DeSantis was stationed there claim he witnessed the forced-feeding of hunger-striking prisoners.
• Mr Adayfi claims that Mr DeSantis had initially told him he was there for the detainees’ welfare. 
• Mr DeSantis was stationed at Guantanamo during a year marked by riots, hunger strikes and death.
• Part of his role was to field concerns and complaints from prisoners.
• Mr DeSantis emerged from his time at Guantanamo as an advocate for its continued use, and against the release of detainees

[Horn Dog 9,816]

He tortures browns just like us! 

[HenryJames 66,038]

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,439]

On 3/16/2023 at 6:55 AM, Mrs Whiggins said:

From the comments for the win:

 

Tyler Coe is a national treasure and this tweet should be in MOMA

 

[HenryJames 66,038]

Use too many fingers?

[HenryJames 66,038]