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It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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Good call.

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I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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38 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Okay, since Ron brought up the term "geography"...

-He was not raised in Tampa Bay.  First of all, it's a body of water.  There's a city called Tampa.  There is no such place to live as Tampa Bay.  Nobody was raised in the Gulf of Mexico.  You can say you were raised near/on the Gulf of Mexico or Tampa Bay.  

-Ron was not raised anywhere near Tampa Bay.  He was born in Jacksonville.  Then lived in Orlando.  Then moved as an elementary school kid to Dunedin.  Now Dunedin isn't terribly far from the city of Tampa.  But it's not ON Tampa Bay.  If you're from Harlingen, you weren't raised ON the Gulf of Mexico.  That's about what we're talking by distance.  Now he did grow up very close to the Gulf of Mexico, so he could just say that.  But it has the term "Mexico" in it.  So I get why he chose "Tampa Bay", a body of water where no brown people live.  Because you know...it's a fucking body of water.  

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Ron's formative years 

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I laughed.  Have some rep.  I mean, it's not a huge deal, but he made it a big deal by:

1.  Putting it in print. 

2.  When you grow up near a body of water, you don't say "IN", you say "ON" or "NEAR."  It's a little different on the coasts, but even in Texas...nobody says, "I grew up IN Lake Travis."  You say "Near Lake Travis" or "On Lake Travis" or "By Lake Travis."  You wanna act like you're Salt Life, use proper terminology, RON!  

All he needs is some mask to cover up his ugly mug so he can lecture Trump at debates about the "Mar" in "Mar-a-Lago."  

"You think the Sea is your ally.   but you merely adopted the Sea.  I was born in it.  Moulded by it.  I didn't see the land I was already a man, but then it was nothing to me by dryness!  Like Melania's cunt when you're in the same area code."  

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Jesus, it's like he read this thread before that PC.  The way he shifts between "I" and "We" is also very telling.  

"This is largely political, and I'll leave it to the courts and President Trump to sort out.  But by refusing extradition, all I would be doing is stretching out this ruse for months.  And that plays right into the Democrats hands, they want to have this hanging over our party and our country for as long as possible.  We are not necessarily cooperating, but we are going to get out of the way and let President Trump refute these ridiculous charges, and do so on the record.  We're not going to entertain another FBI raid charade of Mar-a-Lago, that just gives the Democrats more political theater to exploit.  I'm going to let the grownups figure this out in a courtroom, which I know from my early days as a court attorney.  If there is any justice left in this once great country, President Trump will have these laughable charges dropped and we can all move on to the more pressing issues our country is facing.  Thank you."  

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Unrelated to the Trump possible-arrest circus, I think Ron is trying to troll me:

 

 

It's almost literally the Wilhoit quote:

"“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

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MAGA enraged by DeSantis not interfering in Trump extradition.  "Ron wants him locked up!"

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-desantis-2024-2659623538/


"Basically Ron DeSantis is trying to call President Trump a liar over the news that President Trump may be indicted and arrested," fumed MAGA influencer and failed GOP congressional candidate Laura Loomer. "He also kept repeating the word 'porn star' in an effort to mock President Trump."

 

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That's amazing.  We're 11 months out from the first primaries and the three front-runners are:

1.  A guy about to be arrested, who was told by his attorneys to get his affairs in order today in case of a long detainment, is spending his time accusing one of the other front-runners of non-consensual gay sex. 

2.  Meatball Ron who is pretending to not know the other guy in his currently residing in his state, awaiting extradition to New York...instead spending his time attacking the one business in his state that both sides of the aisle love-Disney.

3.  A heterosexual Sikh immigrant woman from South Carolina whose own party think she's a lesbian muslim here on an expired visa.  

Folks.  It's just fucking March.  Imagine what the fuck Autumn is gonna be like at this point.  

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Keep it up Trump boys, you're making sure that DeSantis ain't going to do shit to help daddy out, not that he could do much, but you've just made sure that Ron will keep saying "I don't know about the legality of paying a porn star off for an alleged affair, because I don't get involved with porn stars".

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8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

MAGA enraged by DeSantis not interfering in Trump extradition.  "Ron wants him locked up!"

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-desantis-2024-2659623538/


"Basically Ron DeSantis is trying to call President Trump a liar over the news that President Trump may be indicted and arrested," fumed MAGA influencer and failed GOP congressional candidate Laura Loomer. "He also kept repeating the word 'porn star' in an effort to mock President Trump."

 

Desantis is a POS.   Just to insure you don’t forget the name of this thread.

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I don't think I've ever listened to DeSantis speak until today. Sure, I've read quotes of some of the horrible and stupid things he's done and said. I've read about the lifts he wears to make himself appear not short. I've read about whatever he wears to make himself look thcc. But when I turned the volume up on this clip, it gave me vibes about him being a closeted dude. I think it's the way he moves his head along with his hands, and the awkwardness he displays speaking about something tangentially sexual. His mannerisms scream probably homosexual imo. Before pressing 'submit' I did a quick search to read if any ink has been spilled on the Ron is in the closet theory and a couple articles appeared so fuck it I'm posting.

 

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I have pretty good gaydar.   Well I did, don’t anymore because I’m at an age where everybody who wanted to come out to me did so long ago and those that haven’t; I respect their privacy to stay silent about it.  All that said, I don’t get the impression that’s he’s gay.  I get the impression he has something else going on or did something in the past he’s trying to compensate for, and I’m not talking about just being short.  
 

But let add this:  obviously outing someone should never be used for a negative or harmful purpose.  Unless that same person rises and rests with a singular mission to hurt gay people.  So I would like to hear from our resident gay posters—-what do you thinks up with Ronny D?  

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12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m surprised he hasn’t tried to pivot to Ronnie or Ronald to try and establish a subconscious affiliation with Reagan. 

It’s Trump’s party now. Ronnie is so passé. It’s not morning in America anymore, it’s American carnage. 

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6 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Why is it so important to be "god fearing"? 

Unless you are a complete POS.

Because they guy has killed a shitton of people over the years.  Like one time, he literally killed everybody except this one dude.  And nobody talks about who that one dude hooked up with after that, just that he had a boatfull of animals.  I fear the guy, quite honestly.  He even makes people kill their sons just for sport.  

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Because they guy has killed a shitton of people over the years.  Like one time, he literally killed everybody except this one dude.  And nobody talks about who that one dude hooked up with after that, just that he had a boatfull of animals.  I fear the guy, quite honestly.  He even makes people kill their sons just for sport.  

Well at least his son wasn’t a dark skinned commie
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