which poster is this?

[Gil Bang 26229]

The case of the mustachioed DUI dude with sex stuff happened about 3:10 a.m. on April 12, according to an affidavit and a booking photo.

A St. Lucie County Sheriff’s deputy stopped a Dodge pickup driven by Daryle Campbell, 54, of Fort Pierce, in the 7900 block of South U.S. 1.

A deputy reported Campbell’s truck traveled in a “reckless driving pattern,” an affidavit states.

Campbell’s eyes were slightly bloodshot, his pupils dilated and he looked “very jittery.” He wore no shoes.

“I noticed Campbell was only wearing underwear that stated ‘breathalyzer’ on the side and ‘blow here’ near his genitals and a shirt,” an affidavit states.

Asked if he’d perform field sobriety exercises, Campbell laughed and said he had gout.

In Campbell’s truck, investigators found a few items, including several condoms and binoculars.

Campbell was arrested on two DUI related charges.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Couldn't possibly be me. I never drive barefoot.

[High Plains Drifter 11186]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

“I noticed Campbell was only wearing underwear that stated ‘breathalyzer’ on the side and ‘blow here’ near his genitals

 

 

Where do I get a pair of these?

[You don't know me 1163]

26 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Where do I get a pair of these?

https://www.cafepress.com/+act_as_a_breathalyzer_with_these_boxers,6356605

You're welcome.

[Beau Vine 55859]

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This is the shocking moment a Florida man was caught watching porn on a virtual reality headset in the children's section of a public library.

Madison Alderman, a nanny, had taken the children in her care to the local library in Oviedo, northeast of Orlando, Florida, for a homework session.

Ms Alderman says she heard the sound from the unidentified man's porn film as soon as the walked in with the children.

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Shocked, she began filming the man on her mobile phone, and the footage shows him sat down at a table in the children's section.

He is wearing a VR headseat and headphones, however he appears to not have plugged them in to the headset properly, and the sound from the porn he is watching is instead on loudspeaker.  

Ms Alderman said: 'When we walked in we heard the porn sounds blaring from his phone. 

'He had his headphones on but they weren't plugged in, it lasted for a few minutes.

'Everyone was laughing.

'The kids were really confused and the older kid asked if it was a video of a girl being killed.'

Onlookers alert the man to what is going on, and once he realises everyone has been able to hear the sound from his VR headset, he panics and runs out of the library. 

Ms Alderman added: 'The librarian sanitised the entire table and chairs after he left.'

Video at: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6398045/Florida-man-caught-watching-virtual-reality-porn-childrens-section-library.html