Week 14: Dallas Cowboys @ Cincy Bengals: Return of the Red Rifle

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

This is basically a game for the 3rd pick and the OT from Oregon.  Bengals will absolutely take him if there.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Fumble!!!!  Tank causes a turnover!  Wowsers.  Big start for Dallas.  Can't wait to miss a FG.

[Surly Bevo 24697]

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Zeke is such a bum. 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

LOL.  First sack in 3 games for the Bungles.  Of course, Brandon Knight gives it up.

 

 

[RPM 26230]

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Zeke is such a bum. 

They called him out on the pre-game. He's toast.

Who is 78 because he just got assraped.

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Of course, Brandon Knight gives it up.

Looks like it was Terrence Steele

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[Horn80 6075]

4 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Zeke is such a bum. 

Rich bum

[RPM 26230]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Rich bum

Like he cares. FUPM

[RPM 26230]

WTF just happened?????????

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Welp. Bengals are fumbling all over the place. 

Game over.

[dcar00 14036]

cowboys D -10

Bengals - 0

Cowboys O - (-4)

[Nicole44 22027]

Zeke is a fail this year. Just fail. 

[dcar00 14036]

Bengals solidifying the pick.  didn't expect them to make it this obvious though

[cactusflinthead 27594]

They're gonna win aren't they? 

[Radical Larry 28529]

Pimp cane fumble!

[RPM 26230]

7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

They're gonna win aren't they? 

They gonna let Perine pimp slap them.

[DigDug 1649]

Jaylon just did a nice spin move completely away from the ball carrier like a drunk man.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

LOL.  Our shitty defense can't get off the field vs Brandon Allen.

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

14 min drive 

[RPM 26230]

Dak healthy enough to do new commercials.

[DigDug 1649]

Fumblaya 

[RPM 26230]

#3

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Dak healthy enough to do new commercials.

Who would have thought doing normal everyday things like walking around is easier than playing football.

Another fumble..... LOL!  Jaylon Smith is like 5th guy there but it squirts to him.  Give em' a raise.

 

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

dallas defense with 20 points in ff

[utee94 15746]

Bwahahahaha

You know you're having a bad day when your luck is actually worse than the Cowboys'.

 

[Jive Turkey 12568]

I don’t want to win this game. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Bengals are god awful

[RPM 26230]

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Bengals are god awful

But their Dline is better than our Oline.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Dalton's gotta check out of that.  C'mon man, they had 9 in the box and were going single high, man on the outside.

[RPM 26230]

Amari! OH OH!

[Mileslong 4715]

How much would you like to bet that when Pollard enters the game he gets the handoff on first play?

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Amari still having a great year with all the offensive problems.   On pace for over 1100 yards.

All we needed was to play a MAC team and we look great!!!!  Intellectually, we should be trying to lose this game.  Where's Dinucci?

 

Edited December 13, 2020 by Patrick Bateman

[RPM 26230]

Now is not the time to suddenly get your shit together. Embrace the suck and get a decent draft pick.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Give Fat Mike a raise

He got a win against the Bengals

[Nicole44 22027]

Just now, RPM said:

Now is not the time to suddenly get your shit together. Embrace the suck and get a decent draft pick.

This team reflects their GM. Lulz. 

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Hi there Jordan Dalton

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

jesus this defense is putrid 

[Mileslong 4715]

How much would you like to bet that when Pollard enters the game he gets the handoff on first play?

Yep, as predicted, that’s 100% of the time

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Don't care about this game at all. Just want to say Zeke is a god damn fucking bum.

[Dewey 3280]

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Don't care about this game at all. Just want to say Zeke is a god damn fucking bum.

Not in on 3rd and short 

[ButtFumble 5158]

that is the longest I have ever seen an NFL jersey stretch out

[Horn80 6075]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Don't care about this game at all. Just want to say Zeke is a god damn fucking bum.

Rich bum

[ButtFumble 5158]

it the blonde who the red rocket is banging?

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Cowboys will win out and go to the super bowl 

[deter 313]

11 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

it the blonde who the red rocket is banging?

Three kid spinner.

[DougO 5239]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Cowboys will win out and go to the super bowl 

Did they sign Mike White?

[DougO 5239]

fecals off to a good start.