Week 14: Dallas Cowboys @ Cincy Bengals: Return of the Red Rifle

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

This is basically a game for the 3rd pick and the OT from Oregon.  Bengals will absolutely take him if there.

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

Fumble!!!!  Tank causes a turnover!  Wowsers.  Big start for Dallas.  Can't wait to miss a FG.

[Surly Bevo 25660]

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Zeke is such a bum. 

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

LOL.  First sack in 3 games for the Bungles.  Of course, Brandon Knight gives it up.

 

 

[RPM 26565]

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Zeke is such a bum. 

They called him out on the pre-game. He's toast.

Who is 78 because he just got assraped.

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Of course, Brandon Knight gives it up.

Looks like it was Terrence Steele

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[Horn80 6313]

4 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Zeke is such a bum. 

Rich bum

[RPM 26565]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Rich bum

Like he cares. FUPM

[RPM 26565]

WTF just happened?????????

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Welp. Bengals are fumbling all over the place. 

Game over.

[dcar00 14907]

cowboys D -10

Bengals - 0

Cowboys O - (-4)

[Nicole44 22206]

Zeke is a fail this year. Just fail. 

[dcar00 14907]

Bengals solidifying the pick.  didn't expect them to make it this obvious though

[cactusflinthead 27626]

They're gonna win aren't they? 

[Radical Larry 28815]

Pimp cane fumble!

[RPM 26565]

7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

They're gonna win aren't they? 

They gonna let Perine pimp slap them.

[DigDug 1735]

Jaylon just did a nice spin move completely away from the ball carrier like a drunk man.

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

LOL.  Our shitty defense can't get off the field vs Brandon Allen.

[Sgt Hulk 14331]

14 min drive 

[RPM 26565]

Dak healthy enough to do new commercials.

[DigDug 1735]

Fumblaya 

[RPM 26565]

#3

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Dak healthy enough to do new commercials.

Who would have thought doing normal everyday things like walking around is easier than playing football.

Another fumble..... LOL!  Jaylon Smith is like 5th guy there but it squirts to him.  Give em' a raise.

 

[Sgt Hulk 14331]

dallas defense with 20 points in ff

[utee94 16069]

Bwahahahaha

You know you're having a bad day when your luck is actually worse than the Cowboys'.

 

[Jive Turkey 12930]

I don’t want to win this game. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Bengals are god awful

[RPM 26565]

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Bengals are god awful

But their Dline is better than our Oline.

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

Dalton's gotta check out of that.  C'mon man, they had 9 in the box and were going single high, man on the outside.

[RPM 26565]

Amari! OH OH!

[Mileslong 4793]

How much would you like to bet that when Pollard enters the game he gets the handoff on first play?

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

Amari still having a great year with all the offensive problems.   On pace for over 1100 yards.

All we needed was to play a MAC team and we look great!!!!  Intellectually, we should be trying to lose this game.  Where's Dinucci?

 

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[RPM 26565]

Now is not the time to suddenly get your shit together. Embrace the suck and get a decent draft pick.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Give Fat Mike a raise

He got a win against the Bengals

[Nicole44 22206]

Just now, RPM said:

Now is not the time to suddenly get your shit together. Embrace the suck and get a decent draft pick.

This team reflects their GM. Lulz. 

[Sgt Hulk 14331]

Hi there Jordan Dalton

[Sgt Hulk 14331]

jesus this defense is putrid 

[Mileslong 4793]

How much would you like to bet that when Pollard enters the game he gets the handoff on first play?

Yep, as predicted, that’s 100% of the time

[Vic Mackey 47849]

Don't care about this game at all. Just want to say Zeke is a god damn fucking bum.

[Dewey 3325]

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Don't care about this game at all. Just want to say Zeke is a god damn fucking bum.

Not in on 3rd and short 

[ButtFumble 5246]

that is the longest I have ever seen an NFL jersey stretch out

[Horn80 6313]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Don't care about this game at all. Just want to say Zeke is a god damn fucking bum.

Rich bum

[ButtFumble 5246]

it the blonde who the red rocket is banging?

[Sgt Hulk 14331]

Cowboys will win out and go to the super bowl 

[deter 314]

11 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

it the blonde who the red rocket is banging?

Three kid spinner.

[DougO 5261]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Cowboys will win out and go to the super bowl 

Did they sign Mike White?

[DougO 5261]

fecals off to a good start.