Charlie Brewer entering transfer portal

[Rockwell Torrey 1,364]

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

For a cup of postum, anyway.

FIFY

[ousux 5,635]

Amazing how he was the coveted QB recruit we stole from BlowU and Casey was just a bonus fuck you to the gooners in the same class.

If you had told me in 2018 Cam would transfer out before spending a year on the 40 and Casey would still be here in 2021 as our starting QB, I'd ask "where did you get your shrooms, and is it a good trip in spite of being weird?"

[Js1 86,993]

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

Amazing how he was the coveted QB recruit we stole from BlowU and Casey was just a bonus fuck you to the gooners in the same class.

If you had told me in 2018 Cam would transfer out before spending a year on the 40 and Casey would still be here in 2021 as our starting QB, I'd ask "where did you get your shrooms, and is it a good trip in spite of being weird?"

If you told me in 2009 we’d be wandering the wilderness for the next 12 seasons, be TCU’s bitch and only play for 1 Big 12 championship under 4 diff head coaches in those 12 years, I’d assume you got lost in the Amazon and stumbled upon some plant no human has ever seen and you ate it. 

[Fletch 5,817]

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

If you told me in 2009 we’d be wandering the wilderness for the next 12 seasons, be TCU’s bitch and only play for 1 Big 12 championship under 4 diff head coaches in those 12 years, I’d assume you got lost in the Amazon and stumbled upon some plant no human has ever seen and you ate it. 

And not make it to the 2nd weekend in March madness for 10 years and missed the ncaa baseball tournament 3 times. Just a brutal fucking decade 

Edited September 21, 2021 by Fletch

[El Diablo 4,232]

I was a bit surprised Utah took a chance on Charlie given his history of head injuries and more surprised when he won the starting job. Live fire apparently did not go well. 

[boilerhorn 1,605]

41 minutes ago, Fletch said:

And not make it to the 2nd weekend in March madness for 10 years and missed the ncaa baseball tournament 3 times. Just a brutal fucking decade 

If it is any consolation, Eddie Resse has led Texas men's swimming to 10 consecutive Big12 championships and 5 of the last 6 national championships.

Hook 'Em

[Fletch 5,817]

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

If it is any consolation, Eddie Resse has led Texas men's swimming to 10 consecutive Big12 championships and 5 of the last 6 national championships.

Hook 'Em

How’d we do in meat judging?

[Deej 77,676]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

It was a popular porn flick in the late 2010s. 

Jimmy Page did the soundtrack. 

[markstanco 12,773]

If it is any consolation, Eddie Resse has led Texas men's swimming to 10 consecutive Big12 championships and 5 of the last 6 national championships.
Hook 'Em

Don’t forget quidditch!!!!!1!1!1!111!!!!

[BurntOrange&White 41,673]

I think those concussions are affecting his decision making. 

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Utah girls were only interested in anal.

Probably need consent though, so not ideal for a Baylor transfer. 

[Deej 77,676]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think those concussions are affecting his decision making. 

Probably need consent though, so not ideal for a Baylor transfer. 

Baylor athletes don't need consent. 

[closetohumping 17,785]

37 minutes ago, Fletch said:

How’d we do in meat judging?

Decent enough for it to be engraved on our Director’s cup

[ztejas 44,114]

Dude needs to hang it up

[Deej 77,676]

Sorry, Charlie. Now the world knows why Texas didn't offer. 

[markstanco 12,773]

Baylor athletes don't need consent. 

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[Beau Vine 55,836]

1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

If it is any consolation, Eddie Resse has led Texas men's swimming to 10 consecutive Big12 championships and 5 of the last 6 national championships.

It is not.

[Beau Vine 55,836]

7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 

 

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https://giphy.com/gifs/noisygifs-daaayummm-r1HGFou3mUwMw

 

 

Great work, dude with 10K posts!

[Cairn Horn88 8,500]

Charlie fucked up by walking away.  Gotta live with that forever.

[touchthemonolith 654]

6 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

If I remember correctly we did not offer him a scholarship.

Coming into this threat to make sure this joke has been made

[Longboard Horn 41,328]

8 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

If I remember correctly we did not offer him a scholarship.

And there’s a reason why we didn’t. Charlie would’ve been back up to Sam, he would have never started

[Longboard Horn 41,328]

Cam Rising named the new starter with Ja’Quinden Jackson as back up. Great opportunity for former Texas quarterbacks. 

 

[Longboard Horn 41,328]

Ladies and gentlemen, straight outta the transfer portal, welcome your new SMU QB, Charlie Brewer! 

[ztejas 44,114]

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Ladies and gentlemen, straight outta the transfer portal, welcome your new SMU QB, Charlie Brewer! 

Yeah, no thanks. We have at least 2 QBs much better than him. I guess if he wants to come ride the pine he can. 

[Longboard Horn 41,328]

52 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah, no thanks. We have at least 2 QBs much better than him. I guess if he wants to come ride the pine he can. 

And he won’t start for SMU either. Preston and Tanner can easily beat him out. 

[markstanco 12,773]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Great work, dude with 10K posts!

I know.  Shame.gif

[markstanco 12,773]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Ladies and gentlemen, straight outta the transfer portal, welcome your new SMU QB, Charlie Brewer! 

He also just told the nfl he doesn’t want to be drafted and wants to be a udfa invite. 
 

nicr job, nice effort. 

[Lhorn 5,080]

Why’d he leave Baylor again?  Every time we played them it was treated like we passed on Tom Brady. 

[Dnaguy 12,582]

13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Don't ask him. His brain is scrambled. He and Tate Martell should go on tour together.

Or start a podcast.

'Tap dat Ass, My Dude' w/ Charlie Brewer and Tate Martell

[Fletch 5,817]

9 hours ago, Deej said:

Sorry, Charlie. Now the world knows why Texas didn't offer. 

He would’ve been the perfect walk on back up behind Sam in 2019 and 2020. Shit I wish he was on our roster. A couple freak injuries to Casey and card and well….

[Dnaguy 12,582]

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

He would’ve been the perfect walk on back up behind Sam in 2019 and 2020. Shit I wish he was on our roster. A couple freak injuries to Casey and card and well….

[Fletch 5,817]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

I knocked on wood. We’re good 

[PittsburghTiger 6,320]

12 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Apparently, I was as well. That was my first UT game. My dad got two free tickets and my brother and I went.

That’s where I learned the trick of giving up an intentional safety to protect against a blocked punt and to ensure a massive change of field position. And Bear Bryant’s final game. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1982_Cotton_Bowl_Classic

Bryant coached one more season. His final game was the Liberty Bowl, I think against Illinois. The Crimson Tide started out very well that season but lost the last three regular season games.

 

 

oops, sorry, I didn’t see your correction.

Edited September 22, 2021 by PittsburghTiger

[El Diablo 4,232]

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

And he won’t start for SMU either. Preston and Tanner can easily beat him out. 

Preston, Tanner or Charlie. One of these names is not like the others and we are talking SMU. Tiffany is having nothing to do with rabble named Charlie. 

[Longboard Horn 41,328]

19 minutes ago, Fletch said:

He would’ve been the perfect walk on back up behind Sam in 2019 and 2020. Shit I wish he was on our roster. A couple freak injuries to Casey and card and well….

We already have a Charlie if that happens 

[Burt Macklin 19,221]

1 hour ago, Fletch said:

He would’ve been the perfect walk on back up behind Sam in 2019 and 2020. Shit I wish he was on our roster. A couple freak injuries to Casey and card and well….

Most P5 scholarship QBs would make great walk-ons for us, especially if they stay as backup walk-ons for 4 years. 

[Eggo 4,026]

Came here to remind everyone that Texas did not offer Charlie Brewer.

[ousux 5,635]

Came here to remind everyone that Texas did not offer Charlie Brewer.

With the way Hermanator used his QB's as battering rams, Brewer would have ended up even more Ash'd than he already is.

[Js1 86,993]

2 hours ago, Eggo said:

Came here to remind everyone that Texas did not offer Charlie Brewer.

[Slacks 7,027]

On 12/13/2020 at 2:25 PM, Horn80 said:

Hell, yes.

Hell, no.

[BERT 4,488]

10 hours ago, Fletch said:

I knocked on wood. We’re good 

@wood dude?!?!?

[wood 11,747]

Just now, BERT said:

@wood dude?!?!?

🤣

[Sawbonz 28,093]

Brewer’s Ute experience 

 

[Horn80 6,313]

4 hours ago, Snacks said:

Hell, no.

Yep.  I was 100% wrong. 

[Longhornstampede 3,208]

On 9/21/2021 at 6:12 PM, perfectchaos007 said:

I think soaking is still vaginal. It's only sex if theres thrusting

-mormon logic

You gotta get the marinade in there somehow...