San Antonio Spurs 2020-21 Season Thread: Puro Pinche Loteria

[Patrick Bateman 3,916]

Just now, Kermit said:

We’re going to re-sign Rudy Gay, aren’t we?

And Demar!!!!  Actually, I think Demar may just want to move on instead of stay with this shit show, so unless we do a S&T (which rarely gets any asset of note), we're really going to come up with shit for the Kawhi trade. 

[ztejas 43,454]

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

lotta game left!

 

GSG!

I still love the Spurs too much deep down for me to not put a little $20 flyer on us winning tonight. So I'm all for a moral comeback. 

But it wouldn't really change my feelings about this team. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

8-0 run let's get it!

[ztejas 43,454]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Actually, I think Demar may just want to move on instead of stay with this shit show

Yeah he can go slightly raise someone else's floor and really ball out and prove that it was actually every team he's ever been on in his career that held him back from ever winning anything.

[ztejas 43,454]

Okay I'll tone down the bitterness. 

GSG. 

[Horn of Gabriel 1,614]

we're really going to come up with shit for the Kawhi trade. 

Yeah but that’s 99% on kawhi and 1% on PATFO.

That said PATFO has fucked up since then with a lack of clear direction and shooting for the 8 seed.

[kingkoopa6 8,350]

13 -0 run.. lets go!

[kingkoopa6 8,350]

15!

[kingkoopa6 8,350]

17!

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

KJ!!!

[hornfan785 556]

Damn, much better 2nd quarter. 17-0 run.

[Horn of Gabriel 1,614]

Love seeing Murray destroy Grayson Allen

[Kermit 3,156]

The actual fuck is going on?

[kingkoopa6 8,350]

 

[Horn of Gabriel 1,614]

Fat AT&T Lily sighting

[Assman 1,830]

Just now, Kermit said:

The actual fuck is going on?

We stopped letting them toss up uncontested layups. 

[Assman 1,830]

Right on cue, wide open throw down from Ja.

[LTtxfan 49,188]

WOW...

 

[ztejas 43,454]

Pop

[ztejas 43,454]

DeMar is so fucking useless. Just sit him the rest of the game. 

[LTtxfan 49,188]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

DeMar is so fucking useless. Just sit him the rest of the game. 

He's struggling, but may come up big in the 4th qtr...

[ztejas 43,454]

We have the chance to tie or even take a lead with a couple good possessions and I watch DeRozan iso 4 times in a row and miss everything. Someone should tell Pop he isn't fucking Manu Ginobili. 

Oh there's a 5th miss. Nice one. 

6th... 7th... losing count. All in that 2nd quarter. 

Edited May 20, 2021 by ztejas

[Kermit 3,156]

Suck a dick Mark Davis, you fucking cleft asshole.

[ztejas 43,454]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

but may come up big in the 4th qtr...

[Kermit 3,156]

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

He's struggling, but may come up big in the 4th qtr...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[ztejas 43,454]

Nice 1 for 11. How does Pop give this mediocre of a scorer this fucking huge of a greenlight? 10 possessions wasted in a 7 point game. 

[Kermit 3,156]

Dillon Brooks, vaunted Demar stopper. Something he has in common with most of the league’s physical defenders.

[ztejas 43,454]

Just now, Kermit said:

Something he has in common with most of the league’s defenders.

FIFY

But sometimes he has like an 8 for 13 game and hits a bunch of cheap free throws just to pad his numbers. 

[Braff Zacklin 13,575]

Spurs only down 7 despite shooting 33.3 percent from the floor. Probably best for all if they didn't rally.

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

11 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

He's struggling, but may come up big in the 4th qtr...

Lmfao.  That'll never happen

[Kermit 3,156]

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

Lmfao.  That'll never happen

Well, at least not in the pseudo playoffs.

[ztejas 43,454]

1 minute ago, Kermit said:

Well, at least not in the pseudo playoffs.

Telling DeMar it was technically a playoff game is probably why he's shitting the bed. 

[Kermit 3,156]

I fucking hate Chick-fil-a. Bland ass cracker food. I’m glad you’re running out of sauce, since it’s the only thing that makes your trash somewhat edible. Fuck your sandwich, fuck your blessed day, duck your stupid ass fries, and fuck your Sunday-less asses.

[ztejas 43,454]

8 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Spurs only down 7 despite shooting 33.3 percent from the floor. Probably best for all if they didn't rally.

I need us to rally enough so I can get Memphis to at least -150 ML and hedge so I don't lose money on this shitfest. 

The amount of money I've lost betting with my heart could pay my rent for a few months I think. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,549]

38 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Got it queued up already..... Another waste of a season with PATFO showing no real direction or vision.  Wandering the desert.

Spurs offseason 2021: wandering the desert. 

As for the game, I can't believe they are only down 7. Fucking Morant can't throw it in the ocean from outside 15 feet against everybody else but turns into Ray Allen against the spurs. Memphis just doesn't shoot that well from three as a team. A little regression to the mean would be nice. 

[Kermit 3,156]

Goddamn Demar fucking sucks.

[ztejas 43,454]

Just now, Kermit said:

Goddamn Demar fucking sucks.

He would be awesome if he was like the Denver Nuggets 3rd best player in 1987. 

[ztejas 43,454]

Hey can someone fill me in - I heard 3 of 14 but didn't catch the rest - is that what we're shooting from 3 or what DeMar is shooting from the field?

Oh okay just checked - it's our team from 3. DeMar is actually 2/14. 

Edited May 20, 2021 by ztejas

[Kermit 3,156]

Be nice if Dejounte started making some threes.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

34 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

He's struggling, but may come up big in the 4th qtr...

Hell score like 15 in fourth while Spurs are down 20.  

[ztejas 43,454]

DeMar at his basketball camp:

"Get on a team that lacks iso scorers, demand the ball a bunch, brick a lot of fadeaway 14 footers without making more than one pass during the possession, and some team will pay you $25M a season"

[ztejas 43,454]

Why? Why are we trying to get DeRozan open? Has Pop just given up?

[ztejas 43,454]

We should keep going at Dillon Brooks one on one. I'd hate for Memphis to not have a chance to make the playoffs.

[Kermit 3,156]

I wish I was in Memphis, decked out in Spurs gear, so I could boo Demar myself.

Edited May 20, 2021 by Kermit

[ztejas 43,454]

What's funny is I'm pretty sure DeMar has multiple playoff games worse than this.

[Pam Cummings 9,642]

Painful on offense. Pure pain.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

Is valencunis the guy pop was trying to trade dermarr for?  Or was that a other guy with a similar name.   

[Kermit 3,156]

Awesome, we needed FIBA Patty. I’m glad he’s here for one final hurrah.

Just kidding, he’ll be back next year too.

[ztejas 43,454]

If DeMar was shooting 30% from the field this would be a one score game.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

DeMar at his basketball camp:

"Get on a team that lacks iso scorers, demand the ball a bunch, brick a lot of fadeaway 14 footers without making more than one pass during the possession, and some team will pay you $25M a season"

Sounds a lot like the Rudy gay basketball camp.