Ше аге п коитяюг - Vlad P

[Bama Llama 1476]

KXAN -

Report: Russian group suspected of hacking City of Austin network; council members knew since October.

What's all this, then?  Don't bother font size critique - tried in vain to reduce.

[DigglerontheHoof 21323]

I blame Fitlump. 

[Dahobbs 17826]

What on earth is the subject title supposed to say? It isn't Russian and doesn't transliterate into anything. Puh koeetyahoog? 

Edited December 18, 2020 by Dahobbs

[Bookman 4730]

13 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

What on earth is the subject title supposed to say? It isn't Russian and doesn't transliterate into anything. Puh koeetyahoog? 

I think it says, "Ше аге п коитяюг."

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Russia loves messing with Texas. 

[AnTiM 1680]

33 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

What on earth is the subject title supposed to say? It isn't Russian and doesn't transliterate into anything. Puh koeetyahoog? 

"We are in control" is my guess.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11830]

52 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

What on earth is the subject title supposed to say? It isn't Russian and doesn't transliterate into anything. Puh koeetyahoog? 

It says “Beware, in Russia Lump Fit You”.

[Blotto 23753]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I blame Fitlump. 

It was probably on behalf of Fitlump. Trump was just beta testing an idea. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19292]

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

What on earth is the subject title supposed to say? It isn't Russian and doesn't transliterate into anything. Puh koeetyahoog? 

Drink your Ovaltine.

[Guest Lobo]

Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109.  

Edited December 18, 2020 by Lobo

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I remember the days when we stupidly thought that we had won the Cold War. You 'member? I 'member.

[Underdog 28890]

Hack all they want, still won't help them cut line at Franklin BBQ. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hack all they want, still won't help them cut line at Franklin BBQ. 

Until he starts smoking bear or caribou, they won't care.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11830]

26 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Until he starts smoking bear or caribou, they won't care.

or Krokodil

[High Plains Drifter 11075]

2 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

What on earth is the subject title supposed to say? It isn't Russian and doesn't transliterate into anything. Puh koeetyahoog? 

 

My russian is a little rusty, but I think it says "In Russia, you find out, then get fucked around"

 

[TexasEd 8163]

4 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

What on earth is the subject title supposed to say? It isn't Russian and doesn't transliterate into anything. Puh koeetyahoog? 

мы контролируем

I would have gone with:

Вся ваша база принадлежит нам

Spoiler

 

 

Edited December 18, 2020 by TexasEd

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I love the translation from English-to-Russian-to-English of Gone With the Wind (my wife took three years of Russian at UT, and bought this translation on a whim):

 

"I am most apologetic, Miss Scarlet. I know nothing of midwifery."

[Pato del Muerto 52959]

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I remember the days when we stupidly thought that we had won the Cold War. You 'member? I 'member.

We called ballgame, but they kept playing.  Sound familiar?

[Bruh Man 3160]

I thought I was going to get some malware clicking on this thread. 

[Underdog 28890]

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Until he starts smoking bear or caribou, they won't care.

 

2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

or Krokodil

Should we include these in the Best Meal You Ever Had thread? 

[Underdog 28890]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

My russian is a little rusty, but I think it says "In Russia, you find out, then get fucked around"

 

Or left out on the porch/patio to freeze to death. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

I thought I was going to get some malware clicking on this thread. 

Just wait 'til you get the bill for the caviar you apparently just ordered without knowing it.

[Woland 753]

Всё под нашим контролем

[Bama Chick 28596]

Maybe I’m loopy because today’s my first day off in 5 months and I’ve been working 50+ hour weeks and I just slept for 15 hours but this entire thread has me cackling.

Y’all are funny.

[RPM 26432]

[TexasEd 8163]

26 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Maybe I’m loopy because today’s my first day off in 5 months and I’ve been working 50+ hour weeks and I just slept for 15 hours but this entire thread has me cackling.

Y’all are funny.

The Russians are hacking everything and the President seems like he does not care.

 

[Continental Op 3934]

I thought all this Russia stuff was just a delusion! 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

6 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

I thought all this Russia stuff was just a delusion! 

Это то, во что власти хотят, чтобы вы верили.

[NAVY 6868]

So fitLump is a Russian asset 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Degenerate Gardner 4104]

9 minutes ago, NAVY said:

So fitLump is a Russian asset 

In the same sense that Carter Page is, yes.

[Superhero 8901]

 

Spoiler

Everything is under control